What's the situation?

Isn't it just a review?

Although this review book is very pious, Liu Hanyan is not so excited, right?

"Cold smoke, beating is kissing, scolding is love. Look at the way you are angry, are you going to hit me hard, hard? Isn't it, are you willing today? But people aren't ready, and there's no TT, do you have one here? If not, you talk about your period, I'll do the math for you, if it's not ovulation, I won't go off......"

"Why don't you die! Come and see, is this a review book?! Liu Hanyan grabbed Han Xiaohei's ear with a huff.

"Huh?" Han Xiaohei immediately felt that something was wrong, this was like a broken word crawling around the shell, where did it come from him? And, this content ...... Han Xiaohei only read the first sentence, and he understood that Liu Hanyan really promised not to beat him to death.

The content of the review book is this: I am a straightforward person, and I don't like to talk around the corner. I want to be with you, I want to soak you, I want to ...... Dry...... You, would you like to? If you want, come with me! I'll take you to the woods, to the creek, to the end of the cape, and to have sex with you! I peel off your clothes layer by layer, kiss every inch of your skin, all the sensitive parts above and below, and make you lustful, lustful, and dead. I'll hold your head down to my crotch and feed you again and again! I like you, crazy like you, like your front, like your back, if it's tight enough......

Seeing the end, Han Xiaohei was already crazy and was about to vomit.

Where is this the review book he has worked hard to write, it is clearly a love letter written by that kid! Han Xiaohei's review book is written on A4 paper, and the love letter that Hua Buliu is also written on A4 paper, it must have been just now, Hua Buliu was confused! Yes, it must be!

Love letter?

Is this a love letter? This is simply an appointment and a cannon through order!

It's a loss to Hua Buliu to send it out, otherwise, will Hua Buliu be killed?

Anyway, Han Xiaohei really admires the five-body throw of flowers for not leaving flowers!

It's just that the most important thing to do at the moment should be to explain Liu Hanyan clearly.

"Hanyan, if I said that I didn't write it to you, would you believe it?" Han Xiaohei said.

"So you're writing it for someone else? You're such an amorous species! Liu Hanyan said sourly.

"Huh?" Han Xiaohei felt that something was wrong, "No, no, I wrote it to you." ”

"Okay, Han Xiaohei, why are you so shameless and obscene! I asked you to write a review, you see what you wrote, you bully! Liu Hanyan scolded.

"No, no, I don't understand. Don't worry, I'll take my time. I wrote you a review, but something went wrong along the way, and my review was mixed up with someone else's love letter, and I didn't write it. Yes, this is not a review book I wrote, but someone else's love letter! Han Xiaohei said.

"Do you think I'll believe it? Do you think so, if I see it and I'm not angry, you ...... You're going to do that to me. If I'm angry, you're quibbling that you didn't write it, right? ”

"Oops! Hanyan, I'm so simple, I'm not scheming. Besides, we've known each other for so long, you should know me better than anyone else. Do you think such a shameless and obscene sentence will come from the purest me in the whole universe? As soon as Han Xiaohei finished speaking, there was a 'pop' sound, and something slipped out of his pocket and fell on the table, which was a mobile phone that didn't stay behind.

Coincidentally, a text message came on the mobile phone of Hua Buliu, which was from a Taobao seller, and the content was roughly like this: Dear, hello, your simulated automatic super cool airplane cup has been shipped, and it is expected to arrive in two to three working days, please pay attention to check Oh, I wish you a good mood every day.

Simulation of automatic super cool aircraft cup ...... I don't have to stay online shopping, and the seller has shipped the things I bought, and I bought a simulated ...... Automatic...... Super cool...... Airplane Cup!

Seeing the content of this text message, Han Xiaohei and Liu Hanyan were petrified.

It's over, it's over, I was misunderstood by Liu Hanyan again, and my title of the first purity in the universe was just ruined by the flowers. I hate you!

Perhaps, there is still a chance to save.

"Hanyan, if I said that this is not my phone, would you believe it?" Han Xiaohei said.

"It doesn't really seem like it's your phone, but you borrowed it online, right?"

"I knew it was going to be like this, so if I said that the airplane cup was just a cup for drinking water, would you believe it?"

"Han Xiaohei, are you treating me as an idiot?!" Liu Hanyan grabbed Han Xiaohei's ears again, and scolded unbearably: "Han Xiaohei, I always thought you were a good person, I didn't expect you to be so shameless and obscene, I really misjudged you!" ”

"I've been wronged!" Han Xiaohei wanted to cry without tears, but he didn't know what day it was.

Han Xiaohei was about to explain, and suddenly, an unusual voice sounded.

"Ahh Butterfly ...... Touchable ...... Ether...... One library and one library......"

It's a woman's cry!

It's still the cry of a Japanese woman!

It seems to be a Japanese woman, what kind of cry did she make!

The sound is like a bell, it seems to be painful, but it is very refreshing.

It's just that it's a bit inappropriate to have such a voice at this time, right?

Han Xiaohei and Liu Hanyan are petrified again!

"Hanyan, do you like it very much?" Han Xiaohei asked.

"I like it? Why I like it! Liu Hanyan said funny.

"You don't like it, why do you look at it." Han Xiaohei said.

"Han Xiaohei, am I watching, or are you watching?!" Liu Hanyan was puffing again, and the big white rabbit on his chest was trembling up and down.

"Is it me?"

"What do you think?" Liu Hanyan said, took out the tablet from Han Xiaohei's ass pocket, and slapped it on the desk.

In the tablet screen, a woman and a dozen men are ......

Han Xiaohei is really about to vomit blood, he can swear to the sky, this is a tablet that does not stay in flowers, and it is also a thing that does not stay in flowers to watch.

However, explain it to Liu Hanyan, will Liu Hanyan believe it?

Believe it or not, you'll have to give it a try.

"Cold smoke, this ...... Would you believe me if I said, I never look at this kind of thing? ”

"I believe it? Unless the end of the world comes! "Liu Hanyan seems to be really angry." Han Xiaohei, you didn't mean it at all, right? I first got such a review, and then let me see such a text message, and now I have made this again. What the hell do you want to do...... Not! Han Xiaohei, you let go of me, who let you hold me? Take your stinky hands away, who let you touch me? No! Who let you kiss me! ”

"It's not a menstrual period today, is it?"

"It's not!"

"Wet so soon?"

"Nasty!"

"I can't explain it anyway, yes, I just want you!"

"Ahh No, it's at school, no, stop...... It's too the table, so don't move, I'll just lie here...... Tap it, it's my first time...... Yes! It hurts, it hurts! ”

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