Chapter 1081 Review Book
As soon as Han Xiaohei returned to class, Liao Chen's kid walked over with raised eyebrows, knocked on the desk, looked impatient, and said a little gloatingly: "Han Xiaohei, Teacher Liu asked you to go to her office." By the way, remember to bring a copy of the review! ”
Liao Chen was afraid that others would not hear him, so he spoke very loudly. When someone heard that Han Xiaohei was going to write a review again, they would naturally laugh.
Liang Yin and the others helped Han Xiaohei ask Liu Hanyan for leave. It's just that Liu Hanyan didn't know what Han Xiaohei was doing, let alone what was going on.
"Is it so secretive, is it so unsightly? Or do you think I'm an outsider? Liu Hanyan was in a very unbeautiful mood, and when he learned that Han Xiaohei came to school today, he first asked Han Xiaohei to write a review book. As for how to get angry for the rest, she didn't think about it.
"Sister! Am I writing a review book? It's clearly a love letter! Sitting here is so boring, I wish I could stay in Liu Hanyan's office every day, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful women. Han Xiaohei touched his nose, Liu Hanyan had given an order, and he couldn't do anything wrong. So, Han Xiaohei took out an A4 piece of paper and wrote hard.
"In a corner of the Milky Way, on a planet called Earth in the solar system, in a country called Huaxia in Asia, Han Xiaohei, who is in the third class of Chinese language and literature at Jeju University, is absent from school for several days without reason, which is very bad...... I'm sorry for the people, I'm sorry for the party, I'm sorry for the party's leadership, I'm sorry for Deng Xiaoping Theory, I'm sorry for Marxism. If I do this, I will inevitably affect the future trend of China in the international arena, and I am ashamed of the dead revolutionary ancestors and ancestors, if I do not do this, there will be no flood in '98, the Eight-Nation Coalition will not launch a war of aggression against China, and China will not develop later than Western Europe...... Thanks to the timely teachings of the teacher, the teacher is the spark of hope, the dark anonymity, the sun and the moon in my heart...... Thank you, teacher, and thank you for giving me this opportunity to be a new person! ”
From elementary school to junior high school, Han Xiaohei has won countless essay awards. Even, many of them have been regarded as model texts, and some have even appeared in newspapers.
It can be seen that Han Xiaohei is not only handsome, but also has excellent writing. When he heard the three words of the review book, his inspiration was really like a surging river, endless. Wen Siquan poured down, and after a while, a review of seven or eight hundred words was completed.
The beautiful sentences and beautiful fonts inevitably made Han Xiaohei proud again.
"A man as good as me will inevitably let the beauties fall, and the animals will be envious and jealous, I really can't do anything about it!" Han Xiaohei sighed for a while, and took the review book to find Liu Hanyan.
As soon as Han Xiaohei walked out of the teaching building, he was bumped into by someone. Turning his head to see, isn't this guy in a hurry just a shameless flower that doesn't stay?
"There are thousands of people at Jeju University, why did I just meet you? God, is this punishing me? Han Xiaohei said depressedly.
"It can only show that the two of us are too fateful, boss, Mo Da!" Flowers do not leave shameless authenticity.
"Go aside! In such a hurry, what are you doing? Han Xiaohei asked.
"Hey, hey! My true love is finally about to appear, and as a man, I should take the initiative to reach out and hold on to my ...... No, our happiness. I'm going to miss my thoughts and ...... my heart," Hua Buliu said.
"Speak human words!" Han Xiaohei said angrily.
"I have a crush on a girl, and I'm going to soak her. I had to pretend to be subtle, so I wrote a love letter, hehe! "The flowers don't stay and shake the written love letters.
"Didn't you just change one the other day? Now again? Are you preparing to slaughter the entire Jeju University? ”
"It wasn't true love before, but this time it is. Boss, you help me get it first. After Hua Buliu finished speaking, he gave all the things in his hand to Han Xiaohei.
There are mobile phones, tablets, I don't know which teacher's office, stolen flowers, and love letters......
"What do you mean?"
"I'm going to travel light!"
"Go aside, I won't hold it for you. Also, your love letter is too distracting, isn't it? A4 paper? Have you ever seen anyone write love letters, on pure white A4 paper? Han Xiaohei said.
"Isn't it too hasty, she's a good girl who is understanding, she won't mind, I'm leaving!" The flowers were just about to leave, and then turned around and took away the love letters and flowers. "I almost forgot about them, boss, if you want to learn to write love letters, I'll teach you later, no tuition, including teaching and baohui!"
"Sister! When my brother wrote love letters, you were still wearing open crotch pants! "Han Xiaohei almost smashed the mobile phone and tablet that didn't stay behind." This kid is really getting more and more fashionable, buying such a trendy mobile phone, such a trendy tablet. I gave it to my brother, and I want to go back again, no way! ”
Han Xiaohei came to Liu Hanyan's office, and at this time, Liu Hanyan was sitting on a chair, because he was a little angry, and his chest was heaving heavily. The pair of white rabbits are really tempting.
"Humph! Han Xiaohei, what's the matter, you don't tell me if you don't tell me, do you dislike me like this? Then you still kissed me, touched me, and almost gave me ...... When you come, I must teach you a good lesson! Liu Hanyan thought angrily.
Liu Hanyan's plan was very good, but when Han Xiaohei knocked on the door and walked in, she couldn't be ruthless again.
"Hanyan, I haven't seen you for many days, miss me......"
"Han Xiaohei!" Liu Hanyan wanted to say something, I thought about it. But can this be said? No! She has to pretend to be very strict, because here, she is a teacher, Han Xiaohei is a student, and she is still a student who has made mistakes.
"In!" Han Xiaohei saw that the situation was not good, so he could only behave a little more. Although looking at the pair of giants on Liu Hanyan's chest, he couldn't help it. But I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I will get it, I will definitely get it.
"Do you know why I called you here?" Liu Hanyan asked, hugging his arms.
"Yes!"
"Why?"
"Because I was absent from class for no reason, I violated the iron rules of the school, which made it difficult for Teacher Liu." Han Xiaohei said.
"Humph! It's good to be absent from school for so long, but why don't you feel that you have the sincerity to review at all? Liu Hanyan said.
"I have, teacher, I was really wrong, or I'll cry to you." Han Xiaohei said pitifully.
"Don't ......" Liu Hanyan was distressed, and felt that she was too strict? So, he slowed down the tone of his speech. "Did you write the review I asked you to write?"
"I wrote it!" Han Xiaohei handed over the review book with both hands.
"That's pretty much it!" Liu Hanyan pouted, in fact, Han Xiaohei didn't write, so it didn't matter...... Instead, I wrote it, and something happened. Liu Hanyan opened the review book, and the more he looked down, the more wrong his face became. In the end, he finally couldn't bear to let out a lion's roar: "Han Xiaohei, come here, I promise not to kill you!" ”
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