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There is only what you can't think of, there is nothing that Xuan Jingyi can't do!

Although the box she brought up was also colorful, where is this balloon, it is clearly a pregnancy avoidance trap!

"There's something wrong with your eyes, huh?" Xuan Jingyi didn't understand what was wrong.

"Girl, you really don't know what this is?" Han Xiaohei asked.

"Isn't this just a balloon?" Xuan Jingyi said seriously.

"It can be used as a balloon, but it's not a balloon. Otherwise, you take one apart and look at it, and you'll know. Han Xiaohei said.

So, Xuan Jingyi really took one apart.

"Huh? Why is there so much water in it, or mint flavored and transparent? But it's a balloon, what's wrong? Xuan Jingyi said, and she was going to blow it with her mouth.

"Mad girl, I've had enough of you!" Wang Yuyan rushed forward and stopped Xuan Jingyi in time. "It's not a balloon, it's just something men use!"

"Something for men? Can't women use it? Scum, you show me this. Xuan Jingyi said.

"Uh...... I'm embarrassed, but I can't care so much about it for you to learn more! Han Xiaohei put down all the gifts in his hand and was about to take off his pants.

Take off your pants?

Of course, I have to take off my pants, I want to dress Xiao Xiaohei, if I don't take off our clothes, how can I wear it?

It's just that, apart from Xuan Jingyi, will other beauties let Han Xiaohei take off his pants?

With a series of disdainful glances, followed by a crackling sound, Han Xiaohei was abused again.

"She told me to do it!" Han Xiaohei said aggrievedly.

"Don't make a fuss, everyone, or the food will be cold." Wang Yuyan hugged the box to Xuan Jingyi, "Crazy girl, throw all these things out, how far and how far you can throw them!" ”

"Why, this is a money to buy!" Xuan Jingyi still couldn't figure out the situation.

"I told you, you don't understand, go and lose it!" Wang Yuyan directly pushed Xuan Jingyi out of the door.

Several big beauties sighed again and again, Xuan Jingyi is too simple. So sometimes the things that are done are always so thunderous and unworthy of life.

In fact, Han Xiaohei really wanted to chase him out, just like what Xuan Jingyi said just now. It was all bought with money, and it was a pity to lose it. Besides, there are so many beautiful women living in the house, and pregnancy avoidance is a necessity of life.

However, Han Xiaohei can imagine what kind of fate he will have if he comes back as long as he chases him out. So, I could only endure it and didn't chase it out.

The next show, of course, is to eat first.

Wang Yuyan spent a day cooking a table full of fragrant meals. Some dishes may not be available in a five-star hotel.

When the food was served, everyone sat down around the table.

"Let's wait for Jingyi to come back, let's move the chopsticks again." Elofe drooled greedily, but she was embarrassed to eat with chopsticks.

"No need, when I was cooking, that crazy girl didn't eat less, she was already full, everyone eat quickly." Wang Yuyan said.

It's just that before Wang Yuyan's words fell, Han Xiaohei and several other beauties couldn't help but pick up the chopsticks, and they all ate like a storm.

It's delicious, it's delicious, it's the best delicacy in the whole world!

Seeing that everyone was eating so happily, Wang Yuyan was naturally pleased. She picked up the red wine in front of her and said, "Sisters, let's raise a glass together and toast Brother Xiaohei." ”

"Happy birthday, little black brother!" Elofe said.

"Happy Birthday!" Runan was a little reluctant.

"Happy birthday, little black brother!" Nandie also said.

"Brother-in-law, I wish you a happy birthday too. After tonight, be sure to wear the health care little nene I gave you, and I'll check it out in a few days! Murong Shishi smiled mischievously.

"You...... How to check? "Han Xiaohei is evil again.

"Brother-in-law, you hate it! Of course I won't check on you, I'll find out by asking my sister! Murong Shishi's face flushed with shame.

"Dead girl, just shut up!" Liang Yin sandwiched a piece of fatty pork and stuffed it into Murong Shishi's mouth. Murong Shishi never eats fatty pork, but who made Wang Yuyan make it so delicious. After eating a piece, I want to eat it again. In the next few minutes, she destroyed an entire plate of braised pork by herself.

"Han Xiaohei, happy birthday!" Liang Yin also said.

"Brother Xiaohei, happy birthday, be happy every day in the future!" Wang Yuyan said.

"Everybody, come on, cheers!" Han Xiaohei raised his head and took a sip, and after putting down the wine glass, he said sincerely: "Do you know? I feel so happy to have you by my side! ”

Han Xiaohei's deep words made the beauties feel sour.

However, there is no need for such an atmosphere now.

Syllable!

Liang Yin slapped the chopsticks on the table and said, "Han Xiaohei!" ”

"Here!" Han Xiaohei's body was shocked.

Everyone thought that Han Xiaohei was upsetting Liang Yin, and Liang Yin was going to lose his temper again. Who wants to go next, Liang Yin pointed to the crab and said, "I want to eat it, you peel one for me!" ”

"I want it too, I want it too!" Several other beauties are also scrambling to be authentic.

So, Han Xiaohei smiled and peeled a crab for each beauty.

However, they did not eat it themselves.

It was still Liang Yin, she came to Han Xiaohei with a small saucer first, and said, "Xiao Heihei, I've worked hard for you, come, I'll feed you!" ”

"I'll feed too, I'll feed too!" Several other beauties also brought the crab to Han Xiaohei's face and scrambled to feed Han Xiaohei.

This really moved Han Xiaohei, we are the happiest man in the world.

At this time, the door was pushed open, and Xuan Jingyi walked in from outside.

"Haha! Guess what I just did? Xuan Jingyi shouted excitedly.

Everyone shook their heads, not that they couldn't guess, they just didn't want to guess. Because they have been completely defeated by Xuan Jingyi, if they do it again, it will really kill them.

But Xuan Jingyi couldn't finish it, I saw her pulling a red rope in her hand and running in with her little feet.

"Look! Ha ha! Who said they weren't from balloons, didn't I blow them all up? It's just that the way they look is really weird! Xuan Jingyi tilted her head and said.

Boom!

Everyone fell to the ground in unison.

Oh, my God!

Xuan Jingyi actually blew up all those condoms, and they were tied to the same rope. This scene is simply spectacular!

Xuan Jingyi has reached this point, and she really has no choice but to let her hang hundreds of pregnancy condoms on the ceiling.

Anyway, what would it be like to have so many pregnancy condoms hanging from your head?

Anyway, with such a fragrant meal, except for Han Xiaohei, no one is as appetizing as just now.

Just as I was feeling uncomfortable, such a news was broadcast on the TV.

"According to the report sent back by the reporter at the scene, the rioters have moved to Huashang Street! Three helicopters have been mobilized, and 80% of the city's police force has been dispatched to search for the rioters! There are no casualties now, and Deputy Mayor Huang Weiwen issued a speech ......"

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