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"Happy Birthday!" Seven beauties said in unison.

"Is this true? How do I feel like I'm dreaming? I must be dreaming, the dream is so good, but waking up will only bring me more emptiness and loss, I think I'd better continue to sleep. Han Xiaohei said, as if he was drunk, and collapsed on the sofa.

Seeing this, the seven big beauties hurriedly walked over.

"Brother-in-law, you're not dreaming, it's true, stand up, stand up!" Murong Shishi used an extremely loud voice, which really looked like a scene from Sister Zhiling in a blockbuster movie.

It's just that Sister Zhiling is calling a donkey, and Murong Shishi is naughty again.

"Brother Xiaohei, this is true, this is true, this is really true!" Yi Luofei grabbed Han Xiaohei's arm excitedly, and said a sentence several times, it was simply the version of Zhu Gege.

"Scum! If you don't believe me, I'll prick you with a needle a few times, and you'll know if it's true! Xuan Jingyi, a crazy girl, really took a large needle, aimed at Han Xiaohei's ass, and stabbed it.

Han Xiaohei screamed, coupled with Xuan Jingyi's fierce expression, it was simply Mama Rong's upper body.

"Brother Xiaohei, don't you think these are all excellent? If it's excellent, why did you faint, aren't you so happy? Then my sister will give you a piece of bread to wake you up! Nandie's speed of speech was as slow as if she was chanting scriptures.

Yes, this is Zhen Huan's body.

It's just, girl, can bread make people feel refreshed?

"Neurotic!" Runan glanced at Han Xiaohei angrily, and went to sit on the sofa opposite.

"Little black brother, don't scare me. I told them, don't do it, don't do it, they just won't listen. Wang Yuyan grabbed Han Xiaohei's hand and put it on her delicate face.

"Get out of the way!" Liang Yin rushed over, and after the other beauties all got out of the way, she savagely and brutally dragged Han Xiaohei up. "Han Xiaohei, I don't believe you are so fragile. If you pretend to be dead again, I'll throw you out. Get up for me and blow out the candles! ”

Liang Yin was strong enough, pulled Han Xiaohei to the cake, held down Han Xiaohei's head, and broke Han Xiaohei's mouth. It means that if you blow it, you will blow it quickly.

"Oops! It hurts, it hurts! Han Xiaohei grinned in pain, "I woke up, I know it's not a dream, hurry up and spread me!" ”

After Liang Yin scattered Han Xiaohei, Han Xiaohei rubbed his neck with one hand and touched his ears with the other. Looking at the seven beauties in front of him, so harmonious, he wondered.

"Huh? No, you guys were still in trouble just now, why are they all reconciled after a while? Shishi, you told your brother-in-law, did you lend them all your cucumbers? Han Xiaohei said shamelessly.

"Brother-in-law, you hate it to death! We know it's your birthday, so we've been planning for a long time. In order to give you a big surprise, I deliberately got into a fight. How's that, it's working well, right? Murong Shishi raised her head, looking at her smug appearance, thinking of this idea, she should have her credit.

"It's been a long time, and you're fixing me. You guys...... You guys are so bad that I am heartbroken. Han Xiaohei looked like a bullied little daughter-in-law, and pulled a beautiful woman over casually, thinking that she wanted to lean on her shoulder. But it was Xuan Jingyi who didn't want to pull over, so she immediately let him push him away. Finally, leaned on Wang Yuyan's shoulder.

"It's just that you're about to collapse, and then we'll roll out the cake, which will be more effective." Elofe said.

"Then your acting skills are really this!" Han Xiaohei gave a thumbs up.

"Little Black Brother, you don't know. In order to make them act realistically, Sister Shishi deliberately let Liang Yin lose Luo Fei's snacks. said behind his back that Luo Fei thought Jingyi was always farting. asked Jingyi to hold the cigarette butt again, which really burned all of Liang Yin's sister's underwear. So, it's all role-playing. Nandie said.

"Giggles! Brother Xiaohei, you are really, how could I quarrel with Liang Yin for snacks. Elofe said with a smile.

"I won't be mad at Jingyi's pranks, because I know she's a crazy girl. If I go and get mad at a crazy girl, then I'm insane myself! Liang Yin said.

"Humph! Just your generosity. Xuan Jingyi pouted at Liang Yin, "I want to fart again, you smell it again, is my fart really smelly?" ”

Strike!

Xuan Jingyi really did what she said, but the others had already covered their noses, and they hid as far as they could.

Suddenly, the candlelight in the house went out.

Everyone is petrified, the windows are closed, and no one blows out the candles, so how are the candles extinguished?

Xuan Jingyi scratched her little head and smiled embarrassedly.

Oh, my God!

It's not going to be that fart just now, giving the candle to ...... Is such a delicious cake ruined like this?

Xuan Jingyi, Xuan Jingyi, the whole universe can't stop her footsteps.

"Why don't I go and light the candle again?" Murong Shishi said.

"Forget it, I don't want to blow on a piece of stinking cake." Han Xiaohei said with a painful face.

Han Xiaohei was telling the truth, but it caused Xuan Jingyi to go crazy again. Fortunately, Wang Yuyan stopped him, otherwise, Han Xiaohei would have to flee all over the world next.

So, Han Xiaohei could only make a wish far away from the cake.

When Han Xiaohei finished making a wish, the lights in the living room also turned on. Han Xiaohei found out that the seven beauties not only prepared a cake for him, but also arranged the living room into a pie. All kinds of wine, all kinds of food, it's just all kinds of hi.

They are so hearted, Han Xiaohei was moved. I really want to make a promise to them and give myself to them.

Next, it's time to give gifts.

"Brother Xiaohei, this is a fountain pen, I wish you to study hard and make progress every day." Nandie was really holding a pen with a ribbon tied to it.

Han Xiaohei was moved to give Nandie a big hug, thank you Nandie girl, if it weren't for her, Han Xiaohei would have forgotten what the jì pen looked like.

"Brother-in-law, is it okay for me to give you a gift?" Murong Shishi asked.

"Good!" Han Xiaohei nodded vigorously.

"Hypocrisy, I didn't even take it out, you just say okay, give!" Murong Shishi pursed her lips and took out a beautiful packaging box from behind her. "Brother-in-law, do you know what's in it? Healthy underwear and pants! I bought it for 5,888. It is said that by wearing it, not only will you become longer, thicker, and bigger, but you will also become a true god of war. Yikes! If that's the case, my sister will die happily! ”

Boom!

The other six beauties all fell to the ground. Only Han Xiaohei calmly accepted the gift from Murong Shishi and said shamelessly: "Really? If I put it on the spot, it might be effective right away! ”

"Murong Shishi, you dead girl, get up!" Liang Yin pushed Murong Shishi away angrily, and immediately became gentle like water again. "Xiao Heihei, half a month ago, Yu Yan said that it was your birthday soon. So, I started preparing gifts for you half a month ago. This is the cross-stitch I embroidered, the mandarin duck playing in the water, for you! ”

"Uh......" Han Xiaohei's face was painful, and finally he couldn't help asking: "Liang Yin, are you sure these are two mandarin ducks, not two ducks?" ”

"Han! Small! Black! Liang Yin was about to go berserk, but when she thought that today was a special day, she also controlled it. But this account will still have to be calculated in the future.

"Runan, don't be embarrassed, come over a little." After pulling Runan over, Yiluofei held a gift in one hand and said, "Little Black Brother, this is the gift I prepared for you, this is what Runan prepared." What kind of gift did Runan buy for you? I forgot. Let's talk about mine, this is specially customized for you, a diamond-encrusted lighter, one hundred and eight diamonds, each of which must be more than one carat! ”

A diamond-encrusted lighter?

This gift is simply extravagant!

"Thank you, Lofe!" Han Xiaohei hugged Irofe with emotion, and felt the softness of Irofei's body by the way.

By the way, it is popular to give diamonds when getting married, and we now have one hundred and eight diamonds. When I get married, I still go to buy a wool yarn, buckle it directly, and process it a little, and it's done.

At this time, Wang Yuyan walked over.

"Brother Xiaohei, they have given everything they should have sent, I really don't know what to give you. So, you only helped you make a table of dishes, you won't blame me, right? Wang Yuyan said.

"How so, I'm happier than anything else to be able to take a bite of your cooking." After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he only felt a chill in his back. accidentally said it too ambiguously, and the other beauties were all jealous.

"I knew that Little Black Brother wouldn't blame me." Wang Yuyan smiled and suddenly thought of something. "Jingyi, didn't you say that you also have a gift for Brother Xiaohei?"

"yes, yes, I want to give scum a fairytale birthday line, how can I do it without balloons. Ha ha! I bought the balloons, let's do it together! Xuan Jingyi said, carrying a box of 'balloons' to the coffee table.

It's just that when the others saw the box of 'balloons', in an instant, they were all petrified.

Girl, is this a balloon? It's not ...... It's not ......

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