Chapter 208: What are the master and the abbot there?
"Huinunnery? Is it full of nuns? "Han Xiaohei came to the spirit.
When it comes to nuns, he thinks of the little nun in the golden vase/merry. Although he is bald, he looks pretty. Moreover, it is really called.
is the so-called escape into the empty door, lonely and unbearable. Even if the little nuns there are dedicated to the Buddha, I am afraid that it will be difficult to suppress their physical needs, and they must be lonely and unbearable. I don't know what kind of way to relieve boredom behind the scenes.
Think about a group of nuns, what are they secretly doing there, such an exciting thing, can Han Xiaohei have no energy.
"What do you say, the head of the nunnery is not a nun, can it still be a monk?" Liu Hanyan saw Han Xiaohei's hurried appearance, and his speech became angry.
"Ahem! If I had known, I would have gotten up early and accompanied Xiaoya. Han Xiaohei drooped half of his head.
"Xiaoya is going to deliver incense money, what are you doing there?"
"I also believe in Buddhism, so I'm going to burn incense." Han Xiaohei said shamelessly.
"You just save it, I think you just want to go there to see the cuties. Even if you want to go, you should go to Aoyamaji Temple next door! ”
"Aoyamaji? Where do monks live? ”
"Yes, it's full of monks."
"Huh! A group of nuns, a group of monks, oops! Amitabha, sins and sins, I am evil again. Han Xiaohei folded his hands and reverently admitted his mistake.
Actually, he is not to blame for this. You said that those nuns and monks, you have all escaped into the empty gate, why do you still have to set up camp on a mountain.
Whoever it is, they all think that you have planned it a long time ago. Plain plain pretending to be decent, devout to the Buddha. Once you're lonely, it's so convenient.
"Stinky boy, I don't know what I'm thinking! I've been to the nunnery, and the female monks there are really beautiful. Liu Hanyan said, with an unconcealable envy on his face. Even she was envious, but you can imagine how beautiful the nuns in the nunnery are. "You don't have a chance, so obediently follow me to the study to review your homework, hurry up!"
"Oh!" Han Xiaohei hung his head in frustration and drooped his whole head.
What a great opportunity, I just missed it. In the future, in the mortal dust, where can I meet nuns again, it's a pity, it's a pity.
In today's physics course, because the time is really urgent, the review time for physics is only two hours. That is, in the afternoon, it was changed to chemistry.
Fortunately, these two subjects belong to science, and Liu Hanyan saw Han Xiaohei's science, which is really good. Therefore, I feel that Han Xiaohei will not have too much difficulty in reviewing.
Sure enough, at three o'clock in the afternoon, when Liu Hanyan asked Han Xiaohei a question, Han Xiaohei could answer it fluently.
Sure enough, this kid was indeed a student in high school.
In this way, Liu Hanyan was a lot more relieved. You can't study too quickly, so before reviewing your English in the evening, you can take a break in the middle of two or three hours.
When the two walked out of the study one after the other, Liu Hanyan suddenly thought of something and said, "Xiao Hei, make me the tea from last time again?" ”
"Okay...... Okay......" Han Xiaohei nodded stubbornly, thinking, my beautiful teacher, what you drank last time was not tea, it was all my essence, why are you still addicted?
You're very sober now, if I fed you that one again, would you drink it?
Definitely not!
So what to do, where can I make you that flavor of tea?
Han Xiaohei was anxious like ants on a hot pot, and when he saw that he had come to the living room, he really had no tricks, so he said to Liu Hanyan: "Teacher Liu, to make this kind of tea, you have to use a mountain spring." And, you have to use a wild flower. Yesterday on the way here, I saw a mountain spring and that kind of flower, and I went to collect them and brew them for you. ”
Han Xiaohei talked nonsense, took a cup with a lid, and ran out with oil under his feet.
You have to run faster, what if Liu Hanyan also says that he wants to follow?
Running is running out, what should I do next?
Let's take a breath of fresh air and relax.
So, Han Xiaohei walked in the picturesque scenery and bathed in the fragrance of flowers. Next to a small waterfall, I found a piece of green grass and lay there on my back, watching the sunset, so I was at ease.
Anyway, when we came out, the maid Xiaoya or Liu Dong didn't come back. It's past four o'clock, aren't the two of them going to come back tonight?
If they don't come back, wouldn't it be just us, and Liu Hanyan, lonely men and widows in the same room?
One is masculine, the other is lonely, and when two people collide together, there will definitely be sparks.
Suddenly, Han Xiaohei frowned, there was a murderous aura!
Immediately afterwards, there was a slight rustling sound in the bamboo forest on the other side of the stream, and it was obvious that someone was inside. And the trace of murderous aura that I felt just now must have come from there.
Han Xiaohei thought to himself that in this deep mountain and old forest, there would not be some out-of-the-world master living in it. Because the ghost can't understand that old guy, isn't it just a retreat to the Ethereal Mountain?
So, Han Xiaohei restrained his breath, tiptoed over the stream, and came to the grass outside the bamboo forest.
This grass is more than one person tall, and it is very dense and lush, so you don't have to worry about being spotted by the people inside.
Han Xiaohei poked his head out and looked inside.
Huh!
Standing on the east side was a woman, a woman who had become a monk. The outfit he was wearing, and the hat he was wearing on his head, were exactly the same as on TV.
Obviously, she was a nun.
It's just that I'm a little older, to say the least, I'm in my forties. But looking at that eyebrow, when you are young, you should still have a bit of a look.
Standing on the west side was a man, a monk man. His outfit and smooth head were exactly the same as the monks on TV.
He must be a monk, and maybe his status is not low, because the robe he wears looks really precious.
Fat head and big ears, it is indeed a Maitreya Buddha. Judging by his age, he must be in his forties.
A monk, a nun, what are they doing here?
There is a murderous aura, could it be that they are incompatible with fire and water, and they want to duel here?
Han Xiaohei held his breath and looked at it to know.
"Master Qing'an, it's been a long time!" The monk said politely.
"Abbot Huijing, long time no see!" The nun was also very polite.
Shitai? Abbot? Could it be that the two of them are the supreme leaders of the Hui Nunnery and the Castle Peak Temple?
"Amitabha, let's make a move!" The two finished speaking in unison.
Qing'an Shitai jumped up, and the person was already attached to a bamboo. Dangling around, the ass is just facing the abbot.
"Iniquity, iniquity!" The abbot of Huijing tapped his toes, and his breath was already too close to Master Qing'an. And his hands have turned into palms.
At this time, the murderous aura that erupted from the two of them had already made Han Xiaohei feel a little suffocated.
Looking at it like this, the two of them are really going to have a big fight.
That will be the abbot is really, I don't know if a good man doesn't fight with a woman, how can he do it to a woman.
Besides, although one of them is a monk and the other is a nun, they are also fellow believers, and they are all committed to the Buddha. As the saying goes, it is born from the same root, so why not be in a hurry to fry each other.
I really don't understand why they have to fight.
Perhaps, there is some misunderstanding between them.
Han Xiaohei's eyes lit up, if he could help them solve the misunderstanding, wouldn't it be able to stop them from continuing?
So, Han Xiaohei naively wanted to be a peacemaker, rushed out to stop the two first, and then asked them clearly to help them mediate.
It's just that Han Xiaohei just had this idea, and he hasn't had time to act yet.
The next scene made him dumbfounded.
After the abbot of Huijing flew over, Mrs. Qing'an did not have any struggle, and let the abbot of Huijing hug her from behind. Then, Huijing Abbot's rough big hand lifted the bottom of Qing'an Shitai's monk's skirt and began to ...... Bang Bang Bang?