Chapter 207: Teacher, Give Me Something to Eat
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This night, Han Xiaohei climbed the mountains and walked across the plains. To heaven, then to hell. Burned by fire, and frozen......
When I woke up the next day, it was already eleven o'clock in the morning. In a daze, I heard a knock on the door. Han Xiaohei answered, got out of bed and opened the door.
Standing outside the door was Liu Hanyan, wearing a colorful apron and holding a spoon, obviously cooking.
"Stinky boy, the sun is all on your ass, I've called you eighteen times, and you're finally awake. Hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, we still have to hurry up and review...... Yes! Liu Hanyan said, screaming, and the spoons were thrown away by her. She had to cover her eyes with her hands, because she saw things she shouldn't see. "Stinky boy, why don't you come out and open the door without clothes, are you ashamed!"
Han Xiaohei didn't wear clothes?
But isn't it, I didn't even wear a little one, and the little black was so strong and leaking.
After what happened last night, Han Xiaohei came back, but he didn't fall asleep. There's a lot of essence on the little one, and I have to wear it tomorrow, so I'll wash it, and now it's hanging on the window and fluttering.
And Han Xiaohei woke up in a daze, as if he didn't mean this. Just with a bare buttocks, holding a little black, he opened the door.
Liu Hanyan's scream also made Han Xiaohei wake up.
"Ahh Han Xiaohei screamed louder than Liu Hanyan, and hurriedly covered Xiaoxiaohei, "Teacher Liu, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'll see you later!" ”
After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he closed the door.
Liu Hanyan, who was locked outside, listened to the sound of banging his head inside, and then thought about Han Xiaohei's shy little face just now, and smiled with a red face.
It's really a little fresh meat.
It's young, but that thing, why is it so big, it's really scary!
Liu Hanyan bent over and picked up the spoon and went downstairs again.
More than ten minutes later, Han Xiaohei, who had finished washing, came to the living room, and Liu Hanyan was already waiting for him to eat.
Although he didn't mean it just now, and he had already apologized, Han Xiaohei still felt a little uncomfortable. Therefore, when I came to Liu Hanyan, I first said: "Teacher Liu, I really didn't mean it just now, right......"
"What happened just now?" Liu Hanyan deliberately asked rhetorically, and smiled again, with an expression of thought. "That's what you said, giggles! Say no more, come and eat. ”
"Thank you, Mr. Liu, for forgiving me." Han Xiaohei sat down, like a child in kindergarten who had done something wrong.
Yes, he is a student himself, and Liu Hanyan is a teacher himself.
There's a plate of breakfast on the table, but it's just what's on the plate, why is it all black? Are they all things that foreigners eat?
Han Xiaohei took a piece and put it in his mouth, and in an instant, he cried.
Although it is all charcoal slag flavor, you can still taste it, this Nima is an egg.
It's like this, how can you eat it? Han Xiaohei immediately wanted to spit it out, but he didn't want Liu Hanyan on the side, but he sprinkled coquettishly: "Xiaohei, this is the first time I've made something for others to eat, you must eat it all." ”
"Huh?" Han Xiaohei was holding a fried egg with a vague mouth, wanting to cry without tears.
"Is it delicious?" Liu Hanyan looked at Han Xiaohei expectantly.
"Hmm!" Han Xiaohei nodded vigorously.
"Then why don't you swallow it?" Liu Hanyan wondered.
"Because it's so delicious, I can't bear to swallow it!" Han Xiaohei smiled bitterly and burst into tears. I thought to myself, my beautiful teacher, are you sure you forgot what you just did? Don't blame me? Isn't that how you're punishing me?
Boom!
In the end, Han Xiaohei still stubbornly swallowed a mouthful of mushy eggs into his stomach.
What made Han Xiaohei cry was that there were at least five fried eggs on the plate, one was more mushy than the other, did they all have to be eaten?
"Teacher Liu, just eat eggs, you can't eat enough." Han Xiaohei said.
"Yes, you lad. Say, what else would you like to eat? Liu Hanyan asked.
"Teacher Liu, you can give me something to eat." Han Xiaohei said inadvertently.
"What?!" Liu Hanyan reacted very strongly, she looked at Han Xiaohei a little angrily, and said, "Han Xiaohei, I'm your teacher, how can you say such things!" ”
"Huh? I didn't say anything, I just wanted you to go down. Han Xiaohei said innocently.
"You...... You...... You've let me down so much! Liu Hanyan slapped the table, unbuttoned his apron angrily, and was about to go upstairs. She really didn't want to see such a student again. "Han Xiaohei, you'll ...... when you're done eating"
"Mr. Liu, you don't need tomato egg noodles, it's too troublesome, you can order me some clear soup noodles." By the way, if you have green onions and dipping sauce at home, bring me some too. Han Xiaohei said while eating the deadly egg.
"What? Clear soup noodles? You asked me to give you the next note? Liu Hanyan was stunned, and his little face was already red.
"yes, that's the next strip." Han Xiaohei tilted his head and said.
"Then why don't you make it clear, I misunderstood you, hum!" Liu Hanyan pouted, grabbed his apron, and ran into the kitchen as if he were running away.
"Didn't I make it clear?" Han Xiaohei had a harmless expression on his face, women are really strange things.
Liu Hanyan, who ran into the kitchen, was so ashamed that he didn't want to see anyone again.
People just wanted to eat noodles, but when she heard 'below', she thought that Han Xiaohei was referring to her 'below'.
Oh, my God!
Liu Hanyan, Liu Hanyan, why are you so evil. It's a shame that the kid hasn't reacted yet, otherwise, it will be up to you to see people in the future.
Liu Hanyan can't cook, but the noodles below, and it's clear soup noodles, it's still okay.
After Liu Hanyan brought a bowl of hot noodles to the living room, her little heart was pounding. I thought to myself, Han Xiaohei, my good student, you are so pure, you shouldn't have understood the misunderstanding just now. Even if you understand, you must not mention it again, and save some face for the teacher, okay?
However, will Han Xiaohei be so well-behaved?
"Teacher, did you misunderstand just now?" Han Xiaohei tilted his head and asked with a cute expression.
"Nope!"
"I just said that I want to eat you underneath, you won't be ......"
"Shut up!"
"Teacher, it's okay, I won't blame ......"
"Say no more, eat yours!" Liu Hanyan was crazy, Han Xiaohei didn't eat it, so she fed it to Han Xiaohei and blocked Han Xiaohei's mouth with the food.
It was a noodle that had just come out of the pot, and the hot Han Xiaohei burst into tears and squeaked and screamed.
A bowl of clear soup noodles is under the stomach, and Han Xiaohei's mouth is about to become a grilled sausage.
"Teacher Liu, you are too brutal!" After Han Xiaohei finished eating, he leaned back on the sofa and screamed miserably.
"Who made you so cute?" Liu Hanyan walked over and pinched Han Xiaohei's face, "Little cutie, we're going to start reviewing our homework." ”
"Oh! By the way, Mr. Liu, what about Xiaoya? Han Xiaohei asked.
I was worried just now, could it be that Xiaoya remembered what happened last night, and then was embarrassed to see him? Or even running away from home?
If this is the case, Han Xiaohei can die of guilt.
Fortunately, Liu Hanyan said: "You said Xiaoya, she went to the Huinunnery on the top of the mountain." ”