139 Unresponsive
Cui Dashan said with a smile: "I have no culture, I can't guess, I only heard that these two monks and nuns are suffocated masters." ”
Feng Chunling showed a thoughtful expression, and interjected: "Is it embarrassment or male thieves and female prostitutes?" ”
Wang Baoyu looked at Feng Chunling with a wicked smile and said: "It's not right, you can't guess it, the answer is to ask (ball) must (force) to respond." ”
Feng Chunling was so ashamed that her face turned into a big red cloth, and she quietly punched Wang Baoyu and whispered: "You are so bad, lustful and bad, you will make such an explicit joke." Cui Dashan just smiled, still whipping the carriage.
"What's the matter, I'm just talking, it's better than those who mess around outside all day!" Wang Baoyu also whispered.
"Phew! You're not honest either! Feng Chunling said coquettishly, her small appearance is very cute.
Because Cui Dashan was sitting in front of him, otherwise Wang Baoyu would definitely take Feng Chunling into his arms and touch it randomly, he didn't understand why Feng Chunling didn't show disgust for his habit of using his hands and feet, and seemed to like it.
The three of them drove for another meal time, and Wang Baoyu felt bored again, and his eyelids were bored and a little fighting. Just as he was about to be confused, suddenly Cui Dashan burst out with a burst of laughter, tears and snot came out of laughter, his body trembled forward and backwards, and the horse whip in his hand was also waved from east to west, the poor horse seemed to not understand the master's language, stopped for a while and ran for a while, turning left and right.
Feng Chunling was on the bumpy carriage, nervously pulling Wang Baoyu's sleeve, Wang Baoyu couldn't help reminding: "Dashan, look at the road." What are you smirking at alone? ”
"I, haha, oops, Captain Wang, you are really amazing!" Cui Dashan laughed breathlessly, and said to Wang Baoyu while wiping the tears from laughter with one hand.
"What's wrong with me?" Wang Baoyu asked puzzledly, he didn't say anything at this time.
Cui Dashan waved his hand, stabilized after a while, and said, "I just figured out what that joke meant, my intestines hurt when I laughed." ”
Wang Baoyu and Feng Chunling glanced at each other, and couldn't help laughing, this Cui Dashan is really interesting, and his reaction is too slow, right? I've never seen someone so sluggish, so it's not okay to say that I'm not educated, and I can't even understand a joke.
"Miss Feng is from the town, she has seen the world, and she also tells jokes, right?" Cui Dashan seemed to feel familiar with the two of them, and said without looking back, in his opinion, this should be polite, but it made Feng Chunling stunned and surprised.
Wang Baoyu laughed, looked at Feng Chunling with a wicked smile and said, "Yes! Since they are in the same car, no one can be left behind, Miss Feng, you can also talk about one. ”
Feng Chunling hammered Wang Baoyu with a powder fist again, and said: "I don't know how to tell jokes, let's tell them!" ”
"Miss Feng, don't be modest, come, let's talk about one!" Wang Baoyu looked at Feng Chunling with provocative eyes and said, he likes to poke her and see her bite her lower lip.
"Alright! Then I'll talk about one too. What Wang Baoyu didn't expect was that Feng Chunling actually agreed.
Feng Chunling steadied herself and said: "Once upon a time, there was a quail that always went to harass the hen, and the rooster was very worried about this, and once the rooster came back from going out for a while, he found a few quail eggs from the hen's nest, and they were stuck together with chicken feces. The rooster was furious, and the hen said aggrievedly, it's all you who can't do it, and the children are all born prematurely. The rooster said angrily, who are you fooling! This is clearly a molar pregnancy! ”
Cui Dashan laughed, Wang Baoyu also laughed, in the laughter, the dozens of miles of mountain road did not feel long, Feng Chunling seemed to let go, and from time to time he also interjected to tell jokes, but not as good as Cui Dashan and Wang Baoyu.
After a few days, everything was ready, Han Tao inspected the plant again, and decided to start cultivating black fungus strains, the original desolate brick factory, was buckled with a plastic film of white flowers, Wang Baoyu is now also the captain of the fifth production team, it is still good to shout a voice in the fifth team, and a group of members of the fifth production team followed suit.
Han Tao's performance made Wang Baoyu very satisfied, I don't know if it was because he was afraid of Hou Si, or because he was originally a warm-hearted person, he taught the problems encountered in cultivating strains without reservation, and the key links were explained in detail and meticulously.
It's just that Wang Baoyu feels that Han Tao has changed, not only does he like to walk with his head tilted and his neck stalked, but he also speaks with foul language such as "fucking" and "dog's day", and regardless of the occasion, he can say what he wants. Because he is a cadre in the town, the ordinary people who work together don't pay much attention to it, after all, this kind of talk can be heard everywhere in the countryside.
From time to time, Han Tao always likes to run to Wang Baoyu's office, as soon as he sees Honghong, he stares at it, Honghong is very proud, and his chest is getting higher and higher, if it weren't for Wang Baoyu's repeated strict orders that she is not allowed to come, I am afraid that Han Tao would have been taken down by Honghong a few times.
This morning, something unexpected happened. Wang Baoyu was tired from work, got up late, and stayed these days, Jia Zhengdao and Lin Zhaodi didn't treat Han Tao as an outsider, and cooked food for him.
Just when Han Tao just walked out of the gate, it happened that his neighbor Li Xiuzhi came out for a walk with a pregnant belly. After being pregnant, Li Xiuzhi was very swollen, and when her stomach was not pregnant, she was on her waist and walked with her legs up, for fear that people would not see that she was pregnant.
Now Li Xiuzhi's belly is getting bigger, and he is even more exaggerated to hold his stomach with both hands, and he almost walked sideways on the road. In fact, it is understandable, after all, after getting rid of the notoriety of not laying eggs, everyone has the feeling of raising their eyebrows.
Zhang Dazhu eats and drinks at home all day long, this Li Xiuzhi is also lucky, never vomits or vomits, has a good appetite, and has raised a thorough fat in a few months, and the original convex and concave figure has completely disappeared, and it looks like a big round ball from a distance.
Perhaps out of politeness, when Li Xiuzhi saw Han Tao, he held his stomach with one hand and his waist with the other and said with a smile: "Stationmaster Han came out so early!" ”
Han Tao puffed up his chest and said, "Hmm! Damn, I can't sleep in the morning. ”
"This is the reason why I don't have a daughter-in-law, and when I have a daughter-in-law, I don't bother to get up in the morning." Li Xiuzhi laughed and joked, Han Tao smiled and said, "It's also troublesome for his mother to marry a daughter-in-law, it's better to be free now." ”
Li Xiuzhi was stunned, why did Han Tao scold people everywhere when he spoke? But he didn't care about his polite appearance, and continued seriously: "That's different, people don't say it, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great." Get married early and have another baby, which is worthy of your ancestors and ancestors. After speaking, he stroking his belly proudly.