138 Tell jokes

"The next time I see Secretary Cheng, I will trouble Brother Zhang to greet him for me, and I will definitely visit him another day." Wang Baoyu said that he also planned to do so, no matter what, he had everything today, and Secretary Cheng played a decisive role.

"Brother Baoyu, are you going back? Let's have lunch and go! Lao Zhang said politely, secretly looking at Feng Chunling from time to time, Wang Baoyu noticed Lao Zhang's expression, and said with a smile: "No, this is not preparing to plant black fungus, Miss Feng, the secretary of Hengtong Company, has been following for several days." ”

"Miss Feng, this is Brother Zhang from the Town Seed Station." Wang Baoyu introduced.

"Hello Brother Zhang!" Feng Chunling said obediently.

"Miss Feng is worthy of being the secretary of the CEO of a large company, and she is beautiful." Lao Zhang seemed to relieve the doubts in his heart, and complimented him with a smile.

Feng Chunling just smiled politely, and did not take a stubble, Lao Zhang said again: "Hengtong Company is a big deal, Baoyu, you can cooperate with a large company, but you must grasp it!" ”

"I understand this, Hengtong is always my good friend, and there will be no mistakes." Wang Baoyu said.

Lao Zhang's eyes lit up and he looked very surprised. He pulled Wang Baoyu aside and whispered earnestly: "Brother Baoyu, I have always wanted to build an agricultural and sideline products purchasing station, but I am struggling with the sales of products, can you talk to Mr. Hou and take some of it from him when the time comes." ”

"This shouldn't be much of a problem!" Wang Baoyu said casually, after finishing speaking, he regretted it a little, he agreed like this, and he didn't know what Hou Si would think.

"That's great, I'll plan and plan this time, and when the spring starts next year, I'll set up an agricultural and sideline products purchasing station, and when the time comes, I'll make money, and half of our brothers' family." Lao Zhang said happily.

Wang Baoyu said "um" and agreed, he still didn't want to let go of this kind of money-making thing, so he would go to Qingyuan Town another day, talk to Hou Si about this matter, and try to get it done.

Bidding farewell to Lao Zhang, Wang Baoyu went to the town supply and marketing cooperatives to purchase a large number of materials needed to cultivate strains according to Han Tao's arrangement, and there were a lot of things, and a lot of them were placed in front of the supply and marketing cooperatives, and the two stood on the side of the street waiting for whether there was a vehicle to Dongfeng Village along the way.

"You're so bad! How many people have fallen for you? Feng Chunling pouted and said.

"What do you want? Secretary Cheng's daughter and I are classmates, just this matter, you women are cautious! Wang Baoyu disguised, he thought that Feng Chunling was talking about this, after all, he also realized that he was a little out of shape just now.

Feng Chunling said with a smile: "I didn't say anything about your female classmate, why are you so weak-hearted?" Is there really something wrong? ”

Looking at Feng Chunling's eyes when she looked at herself, Wang Baoyu suddenly realized, leaned in with a wicked smile, and said, "Wow, you dare to deceive me!" See how I clean you up!" Wang Baoyu stretched out his finger and scratched Feng Chunling's waist as she spoke, Feng Chunling hurriedly avoided it with a smile, begging for mercy again and again, and said, "Don't make trouble, everyone is watching." I didn't lie to you, I mean, just now you quarreled with that security guard, saying that your surname is written backwards, isn't it also a king when you turn it upside down? If you don't know, it sounds very domineering! ”

Wang Baoyu smiled and said: "This is called momentum, people can't really swear, what if they really respond?" The two chatted and waited for a long time before they saw a big carriage from Dongfeng Village, accompanied by the sound of clattering horses' hooves, rushing towards this.

Wang Baoyu, the owner of the car, knew Cui Dashan, who came to the town last time to pull seeds, and Wang Baoyu still remembers the meat joke he told about a fool eating apricots.

"Captain Wang, no, Director Wang, are you here to buy something in town?" The tall and strong Cui Dashan stopped the carriage, jumped down and asked happily.

"Isn't our village going to engage in black fungus planting! I'm here to buy some supplies for making fungi, just right, help me pull it back. Wang Baoyu said unceremoniously.

"No problem." Cui Dashan readily agreed, he is also in the fifth production team, Wang Baoyu burned the wasteland and invented the scimitar, he also made a lot of money this year, so naturally he did not hesitate to arrange Wang Baoyu.

After loading a whole large carriage, Wang Baoyu and Feng Chunling sat on top of the high bulging supplies, Cui Dashan waved his whip, and the carriage walked quickly in the direction of Dongfeng Village.

Feng Chunling on the roof of the car was defenseless, her body leaned back violently, and Wang Baoyu grabbed her waist. Cui Dashan also pretended not to see it, and it was no news that Wang Baoyu brought beautiful girls to the village all day long. It's that these girls are more handsome than the other, and people have to admire Wang Baoyu for having the ability.

"Dashan, you said last time that you were the best at telling jokes, come on, tell another joke." Wang Baoyu was idle and bored, and wanted Cui Dashan to tell a joke to relieve his boredom.

Cui Dashan looked back at Feng Chunling, and said with some embarrassment: "Director Wang, I won't tell this serious joke, this mouth, it's fucking meat, and there is a girl!" ”

Wang Baoyu glanced at Feng Chunling with a wicked smile, only to see Feng Chunling lowering her head and not speaking, thinking that she was not a serious person in Feng Chunling's eyes, so she said nonchalantly: "It's okay, Miss Feng doesn't care, talk about one to relieve boredom." ”

Cui Dashan laughed and began to speak: "I really have a joke, I've been counting on this joke for the past two years!" ”

Wang Baoyu and Feng Chunling were happy when they heard it, and they were waiting to hear what he was going to do. I only heard Cui Dashan continue to talk eloquently: "By the way, a son-in-law went to the old mother-in-law's house for dinner, and it happened that the sister-in-law was also leading her three-year-old son, and the son-in-law said casually, let's have a chicken stew with mushrooms!" The old mother-in-law happily agreed. Unexpectedly, the sister-in-law's son cried loudly, and the son-in-law was very puzzled and asked, Xiao Ming, why are you crying? Xiao Ming said, uncle, please don't eat my ***, okay? ”

Wang Baoyu laughed, and Feng Chunling couldn't help but laugh, with a hint of blush on her face. Wang Baoyu slapped his face and said, "Dashan, that's a good point, let's have another one." ”

Cui Dashan said: "Director Wang, this foreign appearance can't rely on me alone, you are also very good at telling jokes, can you have one too?" ”

Wang Baoyu thought for a while and said, "Then I'll talk about one too." Once upon a time, there was a monk who was idle and bored. On the outer wall of the temple, he wrote a couplet, 'There is no ball during the day, and the ball is fine at night'. It happened to be seen by a nun opposite, and this nun was also bored all day, so, on a whim, she added the following couplet, which read, 'The sky is empty, and the hole is empty at night. Such a couplet naturally attracted everyone's attention, the old nun saw this couplet, thought for a long time, waved a pen and wrote a horizontal batch, guess what the horizontal batch wrote? ”