Chapter 999 The menopausal woman took advantage of the time of the aunt to stir-fry, Li Miao went upstairs to change clothes, although his house was still tidy, but it was covered with a layer of dust, wearing his own stall-level clothes a few months ago, which made Li Miao have an inexpressible feeling.

Everyone sat at the dining table, like a family, everyone talked and laughed, but the mouth of the landlady made Li Miao slowly start crying and laughing.

"I'll tell you, girl, you followed Xiao Miao, and the future life will definitely be moisturizing, you see that Xiao Miao also has a car, and he also works in a large company, how good the conditions are." The aunt gave Liu Wanmeng a chopstick dish, and her mouth kept talking.

Liu Wanmeng listened with a smile, she knew that there was nothing wrong with a woman of Auntie's age, but she talked a lot, and it could also be said to be a sign of menopause.

"When Xiao Miao first came, I thought he was smart and clever, and he must be a person who does big things, you can see and let me be right." The aunt simply didn't eat it, and after putting down the chopsticks, she praised Li Miao vigorously.

"It's mainly in the courtyard of the aunt, who is outstanding, and if you live here, you can't get promoted or make a fortune." In order to prevent the aunt from stopping this posture, Li Miao had to return the salute, and then everyone concentrated on eating, but who would have thought that when the aunt heard Li Miao say this, she became even more energetic.

"Ouch, it's still Xiao Miao's sweet mouth, let me tell you, girl, Xiao Miao is not only smart, but also can solve cases, some time ago, I often lost underwear and underwear in the yard, don't mention it, I lose it every day, as long as I hang it, I guarantee that I won't be able to pass the next day" When I heard that my aunt was going to turn over the old accounts again, Li Miao was completely speechless.

Liu Wanmeng listened politely, and the aunt mistakenly thought that Liu Wanmeng was interested, so the more she talked, the more energetic she became, even if the uncle secretly pulled the corner of her clothes, the aunt replied with a murderous gaze.

"How can this dress be lost every day, it's still our women's underwear, a piece is not cheap, so ah, I squatted day and night to guard, and also sprinkled lime on the ground, and also sprinkled mud on the ground." Speaking of this, Liu Wanmeng was a little puzzled.

"Auntie, what are you doing with that?" Liu Wanmeng asked puzzled.

"What else can you do, catch the thief, sprinkle lime powder on the ground, if someone really comes to steal, they will definitely have to leave footprints, and then they will be able to provide clues." The aunt quickly explained.

"Oh, it's the same thing with the mud." Liu Wanmeng said.

"Yes, yes, the girl is so smart, but I have sprinkled lime powder and mud, and guess what?" Aunt deliberately sold a pass.

Uncle eats old vinegar peanuts on the side, because of Auntie's set, he has heard it dozens of times, as long as there are neighbors who come to visit, Auntie has to talk about it, and she is happy to do it, so as soon as Uncle saw that she began to say this, he automatically turned on the state of ignorance.

"There should still be no clues." Liu Wanmeng guessed.

"Oh, girl, how do you know, how do you know!" The aunt looked at Liu Wanmeng in surprise as if she saw a new world.

Because when I usually talk to the neighbors, their answer is either that they don't know, or they let the other party flee in a hurry, and none of them answer to the point like Liu Wanmeng.

Liu Wanmeng was very helpless, because this is not clear, if there is a clue and the thief is found, then there is still a chance for Li Miao to appear, so this matter must be completely solved through Li Miao, so there is a chance that the method used by the aunt will not work.

"Hehe, I guess." Liu Wanmeng was embarrassed to say that the questions asked by the aunt were too low-level, so she had to respond to her in this way.

"The girl guessed accurately, don't say it, whether it is sprinkled with lime or splashed with thin mud, by the next day, there is no trace on the ground, but those underwear and underwear are still all gone, do you say evil?" The aunt entered the state as she spoke, and she also rendered the atmosphere a little weird, and her tone and tone were like that of a master who commented on the story.

Li Miao couldn't cry or laugh on the side, and he couldn't interrupt his aunt's words, if it weren't for the delicious food in front of him that could divert his attention, otherwise Li Miao couldn't stand the aunt's change of tricks to praise herself.

"Come to Xiao Miao, let's drink first." The uncle took out a bottle of Little Foolish Fairy from the cabinet and filled a wine cup for Li Miao and himself.

Auntie hates Uncle very much in her heart, this is not clear about dismantling his own platform, he should listen attentively! How dare you drink!

"You are broken, you are still drinking, you don't want to live anymore, do you?" Auntie couldn't help but howl.

The uncle shuddered in fright and shouted, "What's wrong with having a drink, isn't Xiao Miao happy to come." Although the uncle was unhappy, he didn't have the courage to face the aunt.

"You drink boiled water, let Xiao Miao drink." The aunt directly snatched the wine cup from the uncle's hand, poured the liquor inside directly to the ground, and then took a glass of water for the uncle.

"Oh, my wine." Uncle is distressed, this bottle of wine is also one or two hundred yuan, and this small cup has to have one or two yuan, can he not feel distressed.

"Drink your water." The aunt put a glass of boiled water in front of the uncle.

Then the aunt turned her face and smiled again.

"Girl, where did I say just now?" Aunt is quite forgetful, it seems that the various manifestations of the aunt are completely consistent with the phenomenon of menopause.

"Said to sprinkle lime powder and thin mud." Liu Wanmeng said.

"Oh, yes, yes, after this lime powder and mud, this clothes are still lost, you say this is too mad, I think it must be ghosts and gods, this is not a Taoist priest invited from afar to help eliminate demons and catch demons." As soon as the aunt rolled up her sleeves, when she talked about the stinky Taoist priest, the aunt was angry.

"Auntie, that Taoist priest should be a liar, right?" Liu Wanmeng didn't believe in any ghosts and gods, so as soon as she heard her aunt say this, she basically guessed that this Taoist priest was the role of a pit man.

"Oh girl, why are you so smart, those neighbors can't guess it, I said girl, why are you so smart!" Auntie's envious look came spontaneously, and she almost presented the trophy to Liu Wanmeng, which made Li Miao on the side completely speechless.

"Hehe, auntie, now you have to advocate science, those Taoist priests themselves are deceitful characters, you can't believe it." Liu Wanmeng said with a smile.

"The girl is right, that stinky Taoist priest is cheating to eat and drink, after doing the Fa, he also ate a good meal, and he cheated me a lot of money before leaving, but then I lost Xiao Miao, and the Taoist priest sent the money back, I am so happy." The aunt was excited when she thought that the stinky Taoist priest had actually sent the money back after a few months.