Chapter 1000 is Liu Wanmeng, who let me into the house, smiled faintly and continued to listen to the wonderful explanation of the aunt.

"Huh? Speaking of which, oh yes, after the Taoist priest finished the Fa, he said that I should not hang up my clothes for three days, and then Xiao Miao happened to see this situation at that time, and in order to lure out the thief, he asked me to continue to cool my clothes, although I was reluctant at the time, but Xiao Miao persuaded me with his wisdom. "Aunt is another high hat, which makes Li Miao feel a lot of pressure.

It's not interesting to drink with the uncle, drink by yourself, and the uncle drinks boiled water, which makes the uncle embarrassed, every time he sees the pitiful eyes of the uncle looking at the wine bottle, Li Miao really wants to give him a drink.

"Knock knock." The uncle drank all the boiled water in the cup in one go, even if he wanted to drink the wine so much, but under the pressure of the aunt, the uncle didn't dare to move.

Li Miao suddenly thought of a way to save the depressed uncle, so after he smiled, while everyone was not paying attention, Li Miao poured more than half a glass of wine into the uncle's cup at a very fast speed.

I wanted to fill it for the uncle, but considering that the uncle couldn't drink too much, Li Miao only poured a little more than half a cup.

"Uncle, it's so abrasive for you to drink boiled water, could it be that this sneaky change to white wine?" Li Miao reminded the uncle with a smile.

"Hmph, lend him a gut!" The aunt was chatting with Liu Wanmeng, and when she heard Li Miao's words, she immediately said to the uncle, which was really domineering.

At this time, the uncle moved his eyes to the cup in front of him, and he suddenly wondered, because he clearly remembered to drink all the water in it just now, why is it full now.

Is it because you're old and misremembered? Or is there something else that is boring? Looking at Li Miao's weird smile, the uncle felt that things would not be so simple, he deliberately ate a bite of food, then pretended to drink water, put the cup in front of his nose and sniffed it, and his heart blossomed on the spot.

Although he didn't know what was going on, the uncle also guessed that it must have been filled by Li Miao secretly, which made the uncle cry with joy.

"Xiao Miao, uncle replaces wine with water, let's go one." The uncle happily picked up the cup and touched the cup with Li Miao.

"Hiss~Ah, it's really exciting." Uncle hasn't drunk it for a long time, if it weren't for the aunt's close attention, he wouldn't be hungry like this.

The aunt glanced at the uncle and said disdainfully: "You old guy wants to drink and want to go crazy, and you have a fart to make boiled water." "For the uncle's performance, the aunt is very contemptuous.

"Well, don't you replace wine with water, I have to pretend." The uncle hurriedly explained, and then took the cup far away, for fear that the aunt would smell the wine inside.

"Hmph." The aunt snorted, turned her face and smiled again.

"Girl, look at my brain, where did you just say?" Auntie smiled awkwardly, and it seemed that she had to continue talking.

Liu Wanmeng smiled and said, "Auntie said that the Taoist priest instructed not to hang up clothes for three days. ”

"Yes, yes, after that, I listened to Xiao Miao's words, and hung up a lot of underwear, yes, girl, I told you the secret." When the aunt said this, she suddenly showed a wicked smile.

Auntie put her mouth next to Liu Wanmeng's ear and whispered: "Auntie, I don't lack anything, so I don't lack underwear." ”

"Haha." Before Liu Wanmeng could laugh, the aunt laughed first, and Liu Wanmeng was amused by the aunt's humor and giggled.

"Then I hung up my things, and in the dead of night, I went into Xiao Miao's house." When the aunt said this, she heard the uncle coughing violently, his face was flushed, and he looked at the aunt with a panicked face.

The aunt also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, girl, it was Xiao Miao who asked me to go to his house at night." ”

"Poof." Li Miao squirted out the liquor that had just entered his throat in one gulp, but fortunately he reacted quickly and twisted his face to the side, otherwise this table of dishes would be scrapped.

Listening to Auntie's words, the more Li Miao talked about it, the more he felt that he was so obscene, and he didn't even let go of someone of such an age.

"Bah, look at my broken mouth, I can't speak." Aunt hurriedly explained.

said that Liu Wanmeng was indeed thundered at first, but after thinking about it, it must have been the aunt who said the wrong thing, so she laughed it off.

"It was Xiao Miao who asked me to go to his house and wait with him for the thief to appear, because the view on the second floor is better." As soon as the aunt finished speaking, she heard the uncle sigh for a long time, as if he had unloaded a thousand catties of boulders: "Hey, that's right." ”

"At night, the whole courtyard is gloomy, not to mention how scared you are, in the second half of the night, things will really come to the truth." Auntie's tone is very weird, which makes people feel cold when they hear it.

"Suddenly, the underwear in the yard floated in the air with white flowers, and I was paralyzed on the ground in fright, girl, do you say this is evil?" The aunt continues to sell photons, and it seems that she will not reveal the real reason until the end.

Liu Wanmeng thought for a moment, and said with a faint smile: "Since it's artificial, let's see where the clothes go, won't it fall out." ”

Auntie's eyes widened, looked at Li Miao, and then looked at Liu Wanmeng, and said, "I said girl, you are really a smart and beautiful person, no wonder you can be with Xiao Miao, you are really a smart person looking for a smart person, Auntie really admires you little couple so much." Auntie couldn't close her mouth with a smile, and after talking for a long time, the dishes were almost cold.

"Come on, let's eat, I said it just now." Aunt began to shout again, although the underwear theft incident just now was not finished, but she felt that Liu Wanmeng was so smart, she had guessed the ending, and it was not interesting to continue.

Everyone was eating, and the aunt suddenly saw that the uncle's expression was a little wrong, and she seemed to enjoy it very much, especially when she saw that the uncle shook his head and shook his head every time he drank the water in the cup, which made the aunt feel that something was very wrong.

"Smack." The aunt was quick and snatched the uncle's cup.

When the uncle saw this situation, he immediately panicked, he didn't drink it clean just now, and there was still a bottom in the cup, and it seemed that the matter had been exposed.

Aunt took it and sniffed it under her nose, and immediately thundered and angry: "Wow, it's wrong to see your stinky appearance just now, how can you be happy like that when you drink boiled water, you still drink it secretly if you don't let you drink it, I think you are tired and crooked." "When the aunt stood up, she was about to capture the uncle alive, and the frightened uncle stepped on the flip-flops and ran around the house.

Li Miao and Liu Wanmeng broke the coke this time, and they couldn't laugh straight, their couple is really cute.

Seeing the uncle's pitiful and helpless appearance, Li Miao had no choice but to come to the rescue, and the aunt had to give Li Miao face when she said anything, so she rescued the uncle from the dire situation.

But the uncle will be pitiful in the future, I'm afraid that it will be a while in the future, let alone drinking, it would be good to have food.