381 watermelon can enlarge breasts
Jiang Fan's hand immediately retreated, and Gu Yuqing's hand was empty, "How can you be sure that it is yours?" Jiang Fan smiled, at this time, the other students dispersed, and there were only Jiang Fan, Gu Yuqing, and Huang Fu not far away on the small stone road, who was observing.
"Didn't you just ask me? You must have seen me fall! Gu Yuqing said unhappily, besides, there were no other girls around, this must have fallen by herself.
"I don't know if it's yours, I have to smell it to tell if it's yours." Jiang Fan picked up the bra and sniffed it, "Well, the smell of milk is very strong, and I also used rose perfume, and I also touched the breast enhancement cream!" Jiang Fan said as he sniffed.
Gu Yuqing's face was crimson, this man actually smelled his bra in front of him, his nose was really powerful, he actually knew that he used rose perfume, and he also knew that he used wind chest cream, how did this man smell it, and he also told the secret of his use of wind chest cream.
"What nonsense are you talking about, give me back the bra?" Gu Yuqing said with a glare.
Jiang Fan handed the bra to Gu Yuqing, and said with a smile: "You are the school flower of our medical school, you look pretty well, but your figure is a little worse, it's a pity!" ”
Gu Yuqing was hit by someone, and she was suddenly very unhappy in her heart, and snorted: "It's your business!" ”
"Hehe, I have an ancestral secret recipe that allows you to stand tall and be a woman, do you want this recipe?" Jiang Fan looked at Gu Yuqing's airport road, it was really too airport, and an aircraft carrier could be opened between the two hills.
Gu Yuqing tilted her head to look at Jiang Fan, and hesitated: "Do you really have this ancestral secret recipe for breast enlargement?" There was a look of disbelief in his eyes.
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "There really is, it only takes six days to make you a woman!" ”
"Just six days! You're not partial to me, right, how much does your prescription cost? Gu Yuqing asked.
Jiang Fan stretched out a finger, "Ten thousand? Gu Yuqing said.
Jiang Fan shook his head, "One hundred thousand? Gu Yuqing wondered.
Jiang Fan still shook his head, "One million!" Gu Yuqing's eyes widened, this is too expensive!
Jiang Fan still shook his head, Gu Yuqing gritted his teeth, "You don't want 10 million, right?" She suddenly realized that Jiang Fan in front of her was simply a profiteer, no, even more ruthless than a profiteer!
Jiang Fan smiled, "Don't want a penny!" As long as you stay with me for a day! ”
Gu Yuqing didn't expect Jiang Fan to put forward this condition, her face sank, and she said angrily: "I didn't expect your thoughts to be so dirty, I want to accompany you for a day, you can dream about it!" I'm that kind of person! Gu Yuqing immediately turned around and left, thinking that Jiang Fan wanted her to spend the night with him, of course Gu Yuqing would not agree to this condition, although the chest is important, but it will not be exchanged for chastity.
Jiang Fan knew that she had misunderstood, and said with a smile: "You think too badly of me, I'm a serious person, I mean to accompany me as a girlfriend for a day, and I don't need you to accompany me at night." ”
Gu Yuqing stopped, she turned around, "Why do you want me to be your girlfriend for a day?" Also What are the obligations of being a girlfriend? You have to make it clear! ”
Jiang Fan took a few steps forward, and stopped at a distance of only half a meter from Gu Yuqing, "Because you are the school flower of the medical school, of course it is very face-saving to have you as my girlfriend, and the obligation to be a girlfriend is very simple, just like the girlfriend relationship between men and women, holding hands, hugging and hugging, kissing is enough!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
Jiang Fan said this on purpose, he knew that Gu Yuqing would definitely not agree, this was one of his strategies, if he wanted to achieve the conditions of holding hands before, he had to put forward harsh conditions, and she had to choose conditions such as holding hands.
As Jiang Fan expected, "You think beautifully, you have to limit the number of times you hold hands, as for hugging and hugging, and kissing your mouth, don't even think about it!" If you think it's okay, then we will agree with each other, you give me the ancestral secret recipe, I will use it for six days, if it is really as you say, I will be your girlfriend for a day! Gu Yuqing crossed his waist with his hands and said.
Jiang Fan was deliberately silent for a moment, "Okay, I promise to give you the ancestral secret recipe first, and after the airport becomes a boba in six days, you will fulfill your girlfriend's contract and hold hands ten times!" ”
"Hmph, you think beautifully, be your girlfriend a day, hold hands up to twice, and you can't hold hands in front of classmates, you have to hold hands in a place where no one is around, and I don't wash clothes, don't cook, don't accompany the bed, don't hug, don't kiss, no..."
He hurriedly nodded and said, "It's up to you, but the number of times you hold hands is four times, it's always okay, right?" Jiang Fan looked at Gu Yuqing with a sly smile on his face.
"Hmph, no, only twice! Not negotiable! Gu Yuqing said firmly, she was reluctant both times.
"Well, it's up to you, you're not going to cheat!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Don't worry, I, Gu Yuqing, am a person who talks about credibility, as long as your ancestral secret recipe is effective, I will definitely keep my promise! If your ancestral recipe is a lie, I'm going to trouble you! Gu Yuqing's eyes widened, and she looked domineering.
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Gu Yuqing, the day you were my girlfriend, you couldn't be so fierce, you should be gentle with me, otherwise I would find a tigress to accompany me for a day!" ”
Gu Yuqing was happy, "As long as you are well-behaved and don't take advantage of me, I will definitely be gentle with you, otherwise you will be even more fierce than a tigress!" Gu Yuqing raised her thin fist.
Jiang Fan couldn't help but be happy, this little fist can only be used to beat his back, it's okay to fight a handjob, but hitting someone is simply scratching an itch, "Don't worry, I'm a serious person, of course, if you take the initiative to seduce me, then I'm welcome!" ”
"Hmph, you can dream, I won't talk to you, bring the ancestral secret recipe!" Gu Yuqing stretched out her hand.
Jiang Fan pretended to look left and right, and whispered: "The ancestral secret recipe for breast enhancement is very simple, that is, eat watermelon for six days in a row, choose the big and round one, and cooperate with acupressure massage, you are getting bigger and bigger day by day, like spring shoots after rain, and it will become a big and round watermelon after the rain!" ”
Huang Fu, who was not far from them, couldn't help but steal his fun, this Jiang Fan was too good at nonsense, he had never heard that eating watermelon could enlarge his breasts, this was too outrageous, would Gu Yuqing believe it? Although there are early spring watermelons sold in the mall, those watermelons are expensive.
Gu Yuqing glared and said in surprise: "You can enlarge your breasts by eating watermelon, what are you kidding!" ”
"If you just eat watermelon, it will definitely have no effect, but also with the ancestral massage secret technique, massage the acupuncture points immediately after eating watermelon, and each massage can be done for half an hour." Jiang Fan smiled.