Gu Yuqing looked at Jiang Fan's face very suspiciously, "Can eating watermelon and massage really enlarge breasts?" You won't lie to me, will you? ”

"Of course it works, the watermelon is big and round, which is called to complement the shape with the form, plus the ancestral massage secret technique, it is difficult for the airport to stay the same! How could I cheat on my girlfriend! "Jiang Fan is serious.

Gu Yuqing glared at Jiang Fan, "Who is your girlfriend!" What nonsense are you talking about! How is that ancestral massage secret technique massaged? Gu Yuqing saw that Jiang Fan didn't look like he was talking nonsense, and began to believe his words a little.

"The ancestral massage technique is very simple, just rub the breast acupoints! Remember not to eat fish, chicken, dogs, or other meaty foods during these six days. Jiang Fan immediately put his hands on his chest and made a kneading motion.

Gu Yuqing's face immediately turned red, and Jiang Fan's massage appearance was too exaggerated, it was simply milking a cow! "Okay, I'll eat watermelon from today and massage it, if your boobs don't get bigger in six days, you'll be dead!" Gu Yuqing pointed at Jiang Fan and said.

After finishing speaking, she turned around and walked towards the girls' dormitory, Jiang Fan kept looking at her figure, and saw her enter the girls' dormitory, go up to the fourth floor, and enter the second bedroom.

"Oh, Gu Yuqing lives in the second bedroom on the fourth floor of the girls' dormitory, hehe, I'm going to help you enlarge your breasts tonight!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, of course, eating watermelon can't enlarge her breasts, you must cast a breast enlargement spell on her, otherwise eating a car of watermelon will not be big.

"Brother Fan, you are so powerful, this school girl can't escape your clutches!" Huang Fu said with a smile.

"Xiaofu, I think Teacher Hu Li's heart was poached by you, it seems that you really want to have a sister-brother relationship!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

When the two were talking and laughing, Director Huang and Dean Fang and others came out, Director Huang had a gloomy face, and Dean Fang had a smile on his face, "The management of your college is also too poor, I was injured in the lounge, you must find out this matter for me, and see which student did it, this kind of student must be expelled from school!" ”

Dean Fang sweated on the top of his head, and hurriedly nodded: "Director Huang, don't worry, I will definitely investigate this matter strictly, catch the student who beat you, and punish him severely!" ”

"Well, and that Hu Li, it's too unusual, I heard that she has an indecent style, and she seems to be engaged in some kind of teacher-student relationship, you also have to investigate this matter well. This kind of teacher-student love must be eliminated, it will affect the atmosphere of the college, if a teacher-student love atmosphere is formed, then what kind of system! "Director Huang crossed his waist with his hands, not rubbing his crotch with his hands, this is Huang Fu's mercy, otherwise he would not only be sad for Dandan! Then it's a scream of eggs!

Dean Fang nodded again and again, "Yes, I will investigate immediately, you can rest assured that this matter will be dealt with seriously, if Hu Li really has a teacher-student relationship, I will order her to stop writing and checking!" ”

Huang Fu in the distance immediately became angry when he heard this, and was about to rush up and beat Director Huang violently, Jiang Fan saw his anger, "Xiaofu, don't be impulsive, we can't reveal our identities until the task is completed." ”

While speaking, Director Huang suddenly saw Huang Fu, he felt very familiar, this guy was the one who kicked his crotch, "Dean Fang, he is the student who beat me!" He pointed to Huang Fu and Jiang Fan.

Dean Fang saw Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, and beckoned to them, "Come here!" ”

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu walked up to Director Huang and Dean Fang, "Director Huang, who beat you?" ”

Director Huang pointed at Huang Fu, "It's him!" ”

Dean Fang said to Huang Fu solemnly: "Classmate Jiang Fu, why did you beat Director Huang?" ”

Huang Fu pretended to be confused and said, "I didn't beat Director Huang?" Huang Fuzhi said that as long as he didn't admit it, Director Weasel had no choice.

Dean Fang looked at Director Huang, "Director, did you recognize the wrong person?" ”

Director Huang shook his head and said, "It's him, it's him who rushed into the lounge and kicked me!" ”

"Director Huang, did you recognize the wrong person, I have been with Jiang Fu, when we mentioned that Teacher Hu Li was shouting in the lounge, we rushed into the lounge together, and saw that a pervert was insulting Teacher Hu Li, Jiang Fu kicked the pervert in order to save Teacher Hu Li, and the pervert ran away, do you say that pervert will be Director Huang?" Jiang Fan looked at Dean Fang and Director Huang with a smile.

Director Huang's face immediately became very ugly, he looked at Jiang Fan, and said, "Of course that pervert won't be me." ”

Dean Fang hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, of course the person who disrespects Hu Li will not be Director Huang." ”

"Then it's impossible for Jiang Fu to beat Director Huang, right?" Jiang Fan looked at Director Huang and said.

Director Huang can only swallow his teeth in his stomach, the bird is beaten in vain, and he can't admit that he is the pervert! "Uh, I saw the wrong person, I only saw the back of the person at the time, mistaken!"

"Dean Fang, you must investigate who the person who insulted Teacher Hu Li is, he turned his back to us at that time, and he didn't see his face clearly, but there are some clues to find that person!" Jiang Fan looked mysterious.

Director Huang was shocked: "What clues do you have?" He was afraid that Jiang Fan would say strong evidence that he had insulted Hu Li in the lounge.

Jiang Fan said with a smile: "That's Huang Fu kicked the pervert's crotch, as long as you check the crotch, you can find that pervert!" ”

Director Huang subconsciously touched his crotch, there was still a faint pain in that place, he still didn't know that Jiang Fan had already done his hands and feet, and in the future, he would find that the thing shrank up like a turtle, and he couldn't shrink out!

"Nonsense, do you want to check everyone's crotch! I'll look into this matter, so go back, and if there's anything you need help with, I'll look for you. Dean Fang had already seen Director Huang's face sink, his hand rubbing his crotch from time to time, and he immediately separated Jiang Fan and Huang Fu.

"What a shame! Here we go! When Jiang Fan turned around, he flicked his arm and hit the crotch of Director Huang's pants, "Ah! Director Huang immediately screamed.

Jiang Fan immediately smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it just now, where did I touch you, I'll help you rub it?" Jiang Fan looked anxious.

Director Huang was angry in his heart, where he used to have a faint pain, but now he was touched, and it became more painful, but it was not easy to attack, "It's okay, it's okay!" He had no choice but to say that it was fine.

"Oh, it's okay, then we'll go back." Jiang Fan and Huang Fu walked towards the dormitory.

As soon as the two of them walked away, Director Huang's stomach immediately rumbled, his face changed immediately, and he ran towards the toilet with his stomach covered. At this time, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu saw Director Huang running towards the toilet, Jiang Fan whispered: "I see that there are still two empty seats in the toilet, let's go and occupy it and let the weasel pull it to his pants." ”

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