"This, you Mi people are also very good, do you play this?" I asked in a humble tone, too fucking stimulating, too fucking jaw-dropping.

This is a new type of pretending to be forced, for some people before, I think this is really tall, very high-grade.

Very has the ability to keep pace with the times, I now think why the United States is the first big country in the world, this kind of technical work is not something that ordinary people in the country can learn.

The people of my Great Shenzhou won't have such a cow fork technology, it's just a god, it's so fucking godlike, no wonder Naida has this certificate, and he can pretend to be here.

But I asked modestly; "Does your country recognize this?" is a very important question.

"Professional, professional." Naida said to me in a very serious and heavy tone, her smile was full of pride, "This certificate is not available to ordinary people, it needs to be certified by many countries, and many consortia, well, to put it this way, the companies in the world's top 500 companies recognize this." ”

I almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, I asked; "You're not kidding me. 、”

"Of course it's not a joke, I look like I'm joking," Miss Nada asked.

I only looked at Miss Naida once, it didn't seem to be a joke, she was very serious and her eyes were bright, well, this can show that she is not fooling me, the world's top 500 companies all recognize this installation license.

Isn't this a green pass that is needed to walk in the rivers and lakes and walk in all countries in the world? Hang, one word. It's too dick.,If I can get such a certificate, I'll be handsome.,It's domineering.。

Nada continued; "This certificate, like the most difficult black card in the world, is not something that can be done with money."

As soon as she said this, I understood, I knew that there was a super awesome i black card, which could directly buy the plane or something, and it was a VIP service treatment when I went out, I said; "This, you use this, you can be awesome in the world."

"Of course, I don't usually take it out easily." Naida said, "It's just that you are a very exceptional person, so I'll show it to you, even if a lot of awesome people come and see this certificate, hehe." ‘

I said; "I can look at it specifically, I mean, I want to pick it up and feel it with my hand."

"Of course, we're friends, aren't we?" To tell the truth, Naida will give me this pretending license. 、

Well, those fights and kills outside, uncle, I'm not interested in it at all, the only thing I'm interested in is this certificate, if I have this certificate, hehe, it will be fun.

Beijing, it's okay, Lao Tzu walked around, went to the capital, and came out again. It's a little exciting to think about it, I hold this certificate in my hand, well, it's very tacky, and I don't know what material it's made of.

Moreover, there seem to be a few signs in this certificate, which I am somewhat familiar with, but I can't remember it for a while. Naida said; "I think you should be familiar with this logo in the middle, the Farke Association, this association has a history of 100 years, many historical celebrities, presidents of the United States, and bosses of chaebols are all in it, and this certificate is issued by them."

I gave a thumbs up and said; "I've heard of this, the Fark Association, it seems that many presidents over there in the United States came out of it."

"Yes." Naida said, "Now, don't you think it's very hanging to have this certificate?" ”

"It's too dick." I couldn't put it down. "It's with this that I can pretend to be in any place in the United States, well, anything."

"Of course it is." 'However, this is not the only certificate, if you meet someone who hangs you more than you, you have to keep a low profile,'"

I nodded, "Yes, yes, it's all the same, that's great." ”

I handed the certificate to Nada.

"If you like, I can give you a copy." Naida said to me indifferently.

"Really?" I immediately asked a little excitedly, is this true?

"Yes."

Nada smiled at me.

I swallowed my saliva, this license is very hanging, even more hanging than the gun license of some departments in China, haha. Thinking of this, I said; "Well, then you're welcome."

This is Miss Nada so good to me, what should I give her in return? She must have taken a fancy to my beauty, yes, that's it, should I say yes? Ah. It's a really difficult thing to do.

I've never been a lower-body thinking animal, and now I'm going to sacrifice my beauty for a certificate, think about it, think about it seriously.

Naida's two black bodyguards walked in at this time, and I looked at it, it was a little colorful, but when I looked at the gangsters outside, I said with a sigh; "Awesome, mercenaries are awesome."

Those thugs who came to retaliate against us were all beaten to the ground at the moment, and their feet hurt one by one, although they were all holding some iron pipes and the like, but in front of the black bodyguards, the combat effectiveness was still very hanging.

Of course, many people also witnessed this situation and did not choose to call the police? Why, they all felt that this was making a movie from Wuhan University, so everyone watched silently.

I just think it's a little too realistic.

"You take this." Nada handed me the certificate.

"What about yours?" Nada asked.

"I'll go back and ask for one." Naida said, 'With this, if you get into trouble in the future, you can call this phone inside, the only phone. “

"Okay, okay, then you're welcome." I said with great gratitude, "However, those people won't let you go so easily, or you should take it first." ”

"It's okay, put it here." "Just wait for them to come, I don't believe it, these people like to come and disturb us eating." ’

I say; "Actually, this is the best I've ever eaten, really."

Nada laughed; "We still have a lot of opportunities to cooperate in the future."

I say; 'A must, a must. "Miss Naida gave me such a good certificate, and the advertising fee in the future, well, I will charge a little less, people will give 100 million, and I will ask for 80 million.

Get a 20% discount, everyone is a person in the world, and we should respect each other.

At this time, a few more men came in outside.

When I looked back, I was happy, haha, Zhiyuan and a few of his friends came, these people are also Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, their faces are injured, but for revenge, they endure the pain and come over.

"You've found this place so quickly." I took the initiative to say hello this time, I can't let Miss Naida come forward every time, I am half the master here.

"Pen thing." Zhiyuan was not polite at all when he saw me. 'You are a joke, you dare to talk to me like this, what qualifications do you have, believe it or not, I will ban you. ‘

I'm a little speechless, ban me? I have always been the only one who has blocked others, how can anyone block me?

I'm sure this Zhiyuan and a few of his friends don't watch the news, so they know how to go to the unspoken rules.

Otherwise, they wouldn't have spoken to me.

"I can't see that these two bodyguards of yours are so powerful, but you can hear clearly, this is Shenzhou." Zhiyuan shouted at Naida, "If I hadn't messed with you tonight, I wouldn't be Zhiyuan." “

"Then you can eat." I gave Zhiyuan an idiot look, "I had dinner here with Miss Foreign Affairs, and a few of you came to disturb me, I didn't settle accounts with you."

"Celebrities are a piece of in my eyes."

"Chen San, you were taken care of by her."

A few of Zhiyuan's friends started laughing at me.

"You're so heavy-mouthed."

"Yes, I've taken it all, I've heard that the black man is very strong."

"Can you afford it?"

I smiled, these people's ridiculous remarks made me feel uninterested at all, so I directly picked up the book and raised it in front of their eyes: "Open your dog's eyes and take a look, what is this?" ”

Zhiyuan and others took a look.

Shocked.

Confused.

Loading than license?

Go, what is this?

Then, one by one, they burst out laughing.

"Oops, my mom, my stomach hurts.;

"What the hell is this?"

"It's so funny."

"Hahaha."

The people nearby also looked at my certificate and laughed.

It's really like I'm making a movie. 、

What kind of funny movie is this?

Those who dined were also amused by my certificate.

"You're awesome."

"Hahaha, no, no, no."

Several of Zhiyuan's friends squatted down and laughed so much that tears came out. ，

I glanced back at Nada; "Look, the people here in Shenzhou don't approve of it."

Naida said; "It's okay, low-level people have never seen anything like this."

Zhiyuan et al.:

"Grass, what to talk about."

'Nigger, I'm your uncle.

"Your uncle, kill this black bitch."

At this time, there was a shrill siren outside.

Zhiyuan showed a sly smile and said; "I called the police, what you are hindering now is endangering public order, waiting to be imprisoned."

I took a look at the gangsters outside, oh, it seems to be the same thing, beating so many people, it really endangers society,

Zhiyuan is still very smart, and if he deliberately called someone to settle this matter, it goes without saying that the police will not come.

If it doesn't work, then hehe, the police will come directly to arrest people.

More than a dozen policemen came in, all of them with very serious faces.

Zhiyuan's friend immediately went over and said a lot, and then pointed to me and Naida, as well as the two black bodyguards.

As soon as the police uncles heard this, they immediately understood that they were acting in accordance with the law and fighting, or if there were so many people fighting, they would definitely have to go to the police station.

"Uncles." I said, 'Don't listen to these people's nonsense, they called them to attack us, and we are justified in our defense.' ‘

A police uncle said; "I don't think that's the case with justifiable defense."

I looked at it, okay, but I continued; "But we're eating, or we'll go over when we're done."

Naida said; "I think the police in Shenzhou are still very righteous, and I hope you will also see this certificate."

Pointing at my hand.

A policeman came over and took a look.

Astound.

I almost laughed out loud.

'Oh, my wound hurts, I can't laugh anymore.' ’

"This is possible."

"I've found that foreigners are humorous."

I made it clear, I said; "I'm Chen San, you should know that I'm a celebrity, this matter must be fair and just."

The policeman said; Of course it's fair, our body cameras are on, and it's a fact that you hit people. “

This, too, is right. ，

I looked at it, and someone was actually recording it.

Naida said; "Didn't you really see this certificate?"

The policeman took it and looked at it seriously, and then said seriously; "Miss, we all saw it, it's very exquisite, this one is very atmospheric, it's very good, but I'm curious where you bought it. Trouble buying me a copy. ‘

"Hahaha."

'No, my mother. ”

I say it seriously; "Don't laugh, you're talking seriously, do you think we're ridiculous?"

"When it's ridiculous, it's so funny."

"I'll go, Chen San, you have a good sense of humor."

"You are the one who plays the joker."

I looked back at Miss Nada earnestly and asked; 'Is this true?'

"Of course, I'm not lying." Naida said.

Well, I believe it.

As for whether others believe it or not, that's a difficult one.

Naida said; "Okay, I'll go with you."

I glanced at Nada, what are you doing?

"You follow, too." A policeman said to me.

I say; "Okay, that's fine, I haven't been to the police station for tea in a long time."

I stood up and looked at the tea drinkers present; "Thank you all for watching, next month, our movie will be released, welcome to see it,"

"Awesome."

"Awesome, my third brother."

Everyone applauded.

No one knew it was true, thinking it was the effect of the movie.

Of course, the police uncles are happy to do that, too.

After all, these people are ordinary people, and it's best not to know the truth.

In this way, Miss Nada and I were invited into the police station.

As for the two black bodyguards, they were also invited in.

As for why I came in with Nada. Because she gave me the certificate, I think we are friends and should accompany her well. 、

Some office.

Zhiyuan was sitting with a few friends, and then a person in charge was pouring tea for a few people.

"This matter must be done satisfactorily and to my satisfaction." Zhiyuan said, 'You have good tea here,' ’

The person in charge said; "That's fine, we'll do it according to the law."

Zhiyuan Friends:

"This has nothing to do with us."

"Yes, we're just reporters."

Head; "Of course, this is what we handled in the past after we got the call, and it was all recorded."

Zhiyuan stood up; "Okay, that's it, I'll go over and see my friend first."

The person in charge said; "Then I'll send you there."

Zhiyuan; "I have the right to see it."

Head; "Yes, yes."

Zhiyuan nodded; "That's good."

Then the person in charge took Zhiyuan and others to the detention room.

'If there's something, I'll call you.' Zhiyuan said something to the person in charge, and he still had to say it quietly.

The person in charge nodded and left.

Walked into the detention cell.

"Yo, isn't this the star Chen San? Isn't it comfortable here? ”

"Zhiyuan, don't say that, people are black girls' little white faces."

"People are black and white, don't say that."

"yes, this black girl, what's your name?"

Nada and I looked at each other, and instead of taking these people into account, asked; "It seems that these people are still very well-connected."

I smiled and explained; "Every country belongs to the second generation of power, and you also have it."

Naida was serious: "The power on our side is not the most powerful, but the money." ‘

I say; "Forget that you are a capitalist society, whoever has money is the boss, and we are the other way around, whoever has the power is the boss."

"So, our certificates don't work," he said. ”

Well, that's how it should be. ”

Zhiyuan said; "Hey, where did you buy that pretending certificate, get me a copy."

"Do you want ten dollars a copy?"

"I estimate five at most."

"Yes."

I smiled and looked at these people, I really didn't know how much courage they had to take.

That certificate was a joke in the eyes of many people.

However, in the eyes of some, it is precious.

I said, "I suggest you don't come here and pretend to be forced, or you'll be in trouble." ”

"Chen San." Zhiyuan looked at me, "I always feel that you seem to have seen this look somewhere." ”

I smiled, of course I have seen it, it was a time before in the Wang family.

Zhiyuan's memory is still very good.

However, I didn't plan to tell him that I was the hanging man of the Wang family.

"Actually, you don't have to be here at all." Zhiyuan said to me, "It's because you can't be a man, the hatred between me and the black girl, you come to meddle, aren't you looking for abuse?" ’

"Don't overload it just yet." I said seriously, "We want peace, foreigners come here as guests, why can't we treat them well?" ”

"You're sick."

"I'll just say you're being fostered, and you don't admit it."

"Charge more money for one night, tell us about it."

I glanced at the seeming obscene fellow and said; "Can you not think so dirty, I'm not the kind of person who casually betrays his hue, trouble you, apologize."

"Apologize?" The man smiled, pointed at me, and said. "Have you ever seen that boy apologize to the play?"

It's not right for you to say that, even if it's a play, we're human beings. I said.

Zhiyuan said; "Okay, okay, although you don't have much to do with this matter, but you're a bit pretending, so you're unlucky."

I turned my head to look at Nada and asked with some curiosity; "You're so indifferent?"

"No, some of my friends will come over soon, and then we can go out." ”

I sighed, so that's the case, I still think it's very awesome, why did Naida agree to come in so before, I have already thought of countermeasures.

"What a mess." Zhiyuan pointed at Naida and said, "I will remember the thing you kicked me in the face." ”

Naida said; "Oh, that's it, then you have to remember it."

"After all, it's a normal procedure now, so I won't bother with the general first." Zhiyuan has a big conspiracy, and after this Naida enters, he slowly tosses it.

After all, if you want to get this naida, you also need to look at the time.

"Tomorrow morning, I'll come and bring you breakfast myself." Zhiyuan showed a weird smile, "Don't worry, I guarantee that you will eat very happily." “

A friend; "Zhiyuan, what's breakfast?"

Another friend: "I guess it's cow dung." ”

"No, no, I think it's the shit of Zhiyuan's family, doesn't he have a dog?"

Zhiyuan said; "You still know me, and we'll bring breakfast to foreigners tomorrow morning."

"That's fine." A few friends said.

Then Zhiyuan and the others left the detention room.

After Naida and the others left, he suddenly said; "I was thinking I'd go out tonight, but I'm interested in their breakfast tomorrow."

I also laughed: "Miss Nada, you are really a bad person. ’

Naida said solemnly: "No, I am a good person. ”

"Yes, yes, you see I'm not very good at talking, you must be a good person." I said it seriously, too.

At this time, Miss Nada called the person in charge here.

"We want some coffee." Naida said.

The person in charge said with a bad face; "No coffee, no boiling water."

When Zhiyuan and the others were leaving, they said that they should take a good look at them.

Of course, the person in charge must be obedient.

Naida said; "Alright then, boiling water is fine."

I say; "Well, you're the boss here, did you see my certificate, I suggest you really take us seriously."

"We've caught a lot of celebrities, and you're not one of them." The person in charge said very seriously.

"You don't take certificates seriously." I'm sorry to say.

Head; "You didn't graduate from elementary school? Also pretending to force a license, hehe. ”

After saying that, the person in charge went out.

At this time, Miss Naida looked at the watch on her wrist, and then she didn't know what switch to press, so she said a lot to the other side.

"What is this?"

"It's a watch, and it's a communication instrument."

"It's amazing, the United States is high-tech." I said.

Even if the phone is confiscated.

If you are kidnapped, you can also save your life.

It's exactly the same as a watch.

After waiting for a few minutes, the boiling water came loose.

"Why don't we go out now?"

Naida said; "Didn't those Shenzhou people say that they would bring breakfast tomorrow? Of course you have to have breakfast before leaving. ”

I gave a thumbs up; "Awesome, this can be had."

What kind of breakfast do you deliver?

Well, Zhiyuan and the others must have prepared breakfast carefully.

Haha, I laugh out loud just thinking about it.

Tomorrow is a beautiful day.

For many people, it must be particularly memorable.

Well, I'm starting to sing proudly, and it's a reward for Miss Nada.

After all, it is not very friendly for foreigners to come to China as guests and ask me to shoot advertisements.

My singing voice is moving and melodious, and Miss Naida still gives me face.

In addition, Miss Nada also came to a very atmospheric song, dolphin sound.

I applauded, it was so strong that I really couldn't see it.

It's still possible to sing high notes.