When the sun came out, I climbed the hill

I climbed to the top of the hill and I wanted to sing

The song is floating to my sister

She laughed when she heard me singing

The flowers are fresh in the spring

I held hands with that sister

I'm at the top of the mountain again, and I'm going to walk again

"Uncle, you've been singing all night,"

"I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy."

"Chen San, although you are a star, you can sing, but you don't go too far."

"I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die all night.

"From last night until dawn. I haven't slept either, this guy isn't thirsty. ”

"Damn, what the hell is going on, I'm deaf.

Some individual police officers on duty stuffed cotton in their ears.

However, it's useless, it's useless, my singing voice is too penetrating.

I laughed when I heard the complaints from the policemen outside.

"Good morning, police uncles, in fact, you should thank me, you listened to my singing for a night, and cultivated your sentiments."

"I'll go. You want to be shameless. ”

No wonder it's Chen San. ”

"Tell you, you can't mess around like this and do things like this."

"Angered me, I'm desperate with you."

Detention cell. 、

Naida said, "Amazing, you've been doing this all night, and you deserve to be a professional." ”

"Does it sound good?" I humbly asked Naida and let him listen to me sing all night.

Originally, we sang in duet, but in the middle of the night. Naida really can't stand it, after all, she is not a professional.

The lung capacity is not as good as mine, so you can only listen to me sing.

And then I actually fell asleep to my awesome song.

I'm also speechless, my singing is a lullaby?

Even if a cow hears me singing, it will get bloody.

I didn't expect Miss Naida to fall asleep so quickly.

"It's good, it's your voice in my dreams." Nada smiled, "Later,"

"That's for sure." I said with great firmness and confidence, "I am singing in your country, and then you people in China will sing along with me below." ”

"I'm sure there will be such a day."

"Must be Chinese."

Naida: "If I have ambition, I like to deal with people like you." ”

I nodded: Me too. ”

"It's not too early, and it looks like those people should be back soon." ”

I smiled and said, "I think it's on the way here, what a wonderful day, if there's red wine, I think I'll toast you." ”

Nada said with interest, "It seems. You're not very friendly to those guys either. ”

I waved my hand and said with a disdainful face, "Just those few people, they all rely on pretending to be compared from home, and they don't have any real talents." If it's a little bit of a surprise, I don't think it's so annoying, I've never had a good opinion of such people. ”

"A lot of people do." Miss Nada said a very cold-blooded truth, "When a person is born. Most of the fate is doomed, only those who don't want to be manipulated by fate can become a master, and the grassroots counterattack is the king, and many of you Shenzhou businessmen are like this. ”

"Everywhere you need to have a background, of course, strength and opportunities are also needed." I said with a smile.

Nada stood up, looked at the time and said, "I miss the delicious breakfast." ”

I went along and said, "Yes, it must have been a delicious breakfast." ”

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Three cars were driving on the main road.

A car in front.

"Zhiyuan, I estimate that Chen San and that foreign black woman will be very happy after eating this breakfast of yours. A friend said to Zhiyuan.

Zhiyuan snapped his fingers, "Yes, I ate a lot of food and supper for Wangcai last night, I was afraid that Wangcai would not pull it out, so I gave it a laxative, you see, full of sincerity." ”

Inside the rear compartment, there are two lunch boxes.

The box is full of manure for prosperity.

It's really full.

The friend said with a smile: "This Chen San actually offended us, hehe, I don't know who we are, isn't it just a star?" In our circle, we crush the star's with one finger. ”

Zhiyuan said, "I heard that there is a crew in Hengdian, and one of them is a Korean star, let's play, you go and see." ”

The friend said, "Absolutely, no problem." My favorite is the Korean female star, although it is a plastic surgery, but on it, who knows. ”

"You this theory. I serve. ”

Zhiyuan was in a happy mood.

"Parking. Zhiyuan said.

Driver parking.

Zhiyuan's friends "have acquaintances? ”

"No, I think I should be kind, I'm in a good mood." Zhiyuan said.

This friend looked over, oh. There was a beggar on the side of the road, kneeling and begging from passers-by.

Zhiyuan got out of the car.

"Okay guys, I haven't eaten for three days, and I'm going to starve."

The sound of a beggar crying.

I don't know if it's true or not.

After Zhiyuan got down, several of his friends also got out of the car.

"Zhiyuan is a good person."

"Brother Zhiyuan is hanging."

"Good man, life is safe."

"Young masters, it's okay, give me something to eat. Give me some money. ”

Zhiyuan walked in front of the beggar: "Do you want money or food?" ”

"I want money."

"Okay."

Zhiyuan took out his wallet.

"Call me grandpa." Zhiyuan said with a smile.

"Grandpa." The beggar said immediately, grinning.

"Call me Daddy."

"Daddy."

"Hahaha." Zhiyuan snapped his fingers, very satisfied, "Kowtow to me." ”

Beggar: "I'll kowtow to you." Will you give me money? ”

"Of course, I'm not lying."

The beggar immediately kowtowed.

Knock knock knock.

"No, take the money." Zhiyuan took a hundred yuan.

The beggar took his hand and went to pick it up.

Zhiyuan: "Grandpa." ”

"Hello grandpa, good grandpa."

Zhiyuan smiled and said, "Good, not bad." ”

The beggar said, "Grandpa, give me money, grandpa give me money." ”

"Alright, alright. Give you money. Zhiyuan put away the hundred. I flipped through the wallet.

Zhiyuan turned around: "Who has that dollar." ”

A driver immediately gives a dollar. 、

"Take it." Zhiyuan handed it over.

The beggar stopped: "You can't do this, I call you so much grandpa, you will give me a dollar." Say a hundred dollars. ”

"Stupid. Giving you a dollar is to look up to you.

"Brother Zhiyuan gives you money, and you will take it."

"I don't know how many people can't talk to Brother Zhiyuan, it's called Hanako."

Zhiyuan said, "Let's go, I'm going to deliver breakfast." ”

The beggar hugged Zhiyuan's thigh and shouted, "You can't go, you have to give money, you don't talk about it." ”

Zhiyuan called someone, "Call me." ”

A few friends used to beat the beggar badly.

The beggar screamed.

"Phew.

"Phew."

Someone watched.

"Look, believe it or not, I'm going to kill you."

"Grass, take a picture of it, what is it, delete it for me, or I'll kill you."

At last. The beggars were beaten half to death.

Zhiyuan said, "Well, then I can give you a hundred yuan to take to the doctor." ”

Throw a hundred pieces in the beggar's face, and then spit on a packet of saliva.

"Hahaha."

Zhiyuan looked up to the sky and laughed in the car.

Several of Zhiyuan's friends also got into the car.

The car then drove to the police station.

More than ten minutes later.

Three cars came to the police station.

The person in charge and a lot of police officers are waiting for Zhiyuan.

Zhiyuan got out of the car and said kindly, "You have worked hard." ”

It's not hard. ”

Zhiyuan said, "Okay, I'm generous, give each of you a hundred red envelopes, and let Chen San and that black man come down."

The person in charge immediately called someone over.

Two minutes later.

Nada and I got out of the car.

"You two, one night gone." Zhiyuan said proudly, "You must be hungry, did you sleep well last night?" ”

"Very good, I didn't expect Mr. Zhiyuan to come so early." I also said proudly.

Several police officers on duty almost spurted blood.

What a fart.

It's all singing,

Nearly killed.

Several police uncles looked at me with red eyes.

It is clear that he is talking nonsense with his eyes open.

I smiled and pretended not to see the policemen's eyes.

"Well, that's right, I know you must be very hungry, so don't dislike the Want Want gift package that you sent to the two of you in the morning." Zhiyuan said to us politely.

Zhiyuan's friends:

"yes, don't be disgusted, it's king-sized."

The average person really can't eat it. ”

"I promise you'll never forget it in your life."

I still took out the pretending license, "I said that you are not looking down on people, this is really a valid certificate of cattle ratio, you can see it clearly." ”

Policeman: "Don't insult our intelligence. 、”

Zhiyuan: "I bought a watch last year. ”

Zhiyuan's friend: "IQ is not good. ”

I'm speechless, why don't you believe me?

Do I seem to be such an unconvincing person?

Everyone is from China, so why bother me so much?

"I'll bring you breakfast myself."

The rear compartment door was opened.

Comrade Zhiyuan's enthusiastic attitude and smile went over and took out a bag containing two lunch boxes.

"You're welcome, one for each person, of course, if it's not enough, tell me, I'm still very generous." Zhiyuan said, "Especially friends from abroad, it will be hard to forget." ”

I glanced at it and smiled, "Well, open it and let me see the delicious breakfast you've prepared." ”

Zhiyuan and a few friends laughed in their hearts, they really thought it was breakfast, blinding your dog's eyes.