【701】 Something that is unpleasant
"Xiaohong, what the hell did that brute do to you!"
Fan Chuan couldn't bear it anymore and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.
"yes!" Xiao Ding also said behind his back, "If you don't say it, how do we know how to avenge you!" ”
Unless you know it in advance, it is difficult for anyone to distinguish whether it is the appearance or the voice, and the "little red" who is now lying at the head of the bed and trembling slightly is actually a cute boy.
Shu Zhe raised his face, wiped his tears alternately with his slender arm with a maid's wrist ornament, and said aggrievedly:
"Uncle he...... Before the courier arrived, my uncle couldn't wait, he, he had to force me to drink ......"
Fan Chuan saw the shiny unknown liquid that slid down from the corner of Shu Zhe's mouth, and he didn't know if it was tears or something else.
Immediately, Fan Chuan, who was furious, shouted with red eyes: "Did you even do that kind of thing to you!" ...... to your mouth"
Anger is anger, and the concern and pity in it can be heard even by me and Uncle Fireball in the living room.
"Hmm," Shu Zhe, who was not in a very stable mood, sniffled and nodded, in fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan's question clearly.
Xiao Ding stomped his feet in anger next to him, and glared at Uncle Fireball standing in the living room with resentful eyes, but Uncle Fireball frowned and did not react.
"It doesn't matter if it's done like that!"
Fan Chuan was going to rush to the living room to play with Uncle Fireball, but when he saw Shu Zhe's eyes red, he became out of breath because of the long crying that consumed his physical strength, and he felt that he had the responsibility to stay next to him.
"Little Red! My love for you transcends gender! And how do you care if you're touched by someone else? Fan Chuan said loudly, "Don't be sad! I'm here to protect you! I won't let anyone hurt you again in the future!! ”
Speaking of emotion, he couldn't help but lean down, hugged Shu Zhe from behind, and couldn't wait to squeeze the sobbing cat-eared maid into his broad chest.
Suddenly being hugged and feeling the sincere feelings in the other party's words, Shu Zhe was stunned, and did not struggle desperately like he was hugged by Fan Chuan in the men's toilet at the earliest, but let the other party's arms wrap around his waist.
The bodies of the two are separated by a thin layer of fabric, and they are tightly attached, so even the beating of the heart can be transmitted, right?
For a long time, Shu Zhe, who only knew about money worship and conspiracy, instantly appeared on his face with an extremely rare expression of feeling safe and happy.
Although fleeting, the pair of black pupils, who are genetically homologous to the squad leader, swept away all the gloom and shadows in a thousandth of a second, and immersed themselves in a kind of happiness and joy that made people tremble.
His pupils immediately contracted, and his expression showed a kind of self-loathing, but in any case, he didn't break free from Fan Chuan's embrace, not even trying.
After being coerced by my uncle for days with great fear, did you finally find a haven where you could take refuge temporarily?
Regarding Fan Chuan's move, Xiao Ding felt that the other party was too bold, and he hated being robbed of the opportunity, so he had no choice but to watch the two hug each other tightly in an awkward manner.
Uncle Fireball even straightened his eyes, and commented: "Damn, it's really more generation than generation Lang!" ”
Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to remember the experience of being poured into his mouth again, coughed a few times, and complained: "It's so unpleasant...... Uncle forced me to drink...... It's hard to drink......"
Fan Chuan hugged Shu Zhe tightly, glared at Uncle Fireball with eyes that wanted to kill, and at the same time comforted Shu Zhe and said:
"Don't cry! I'm not going to force you! And I'm going to eat pineapple every day in the future, and it's sure to make it taste delicious! ”
Fan Chuan, you're enough! Where did you hear about the remedies? Even if you insist on eating pineapple for a year, Shu Zhe won't find that kind of thing delicious!
Shu Zhe didn't seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly twisted his body at a slight angle.
"Fan Chuan, you ......"
"Call me Ogawa! I've said it before! Xiaohong, if you have any requirements, just mention it! ”
"Xiaochuan, you ......" Shu Zhe said with a red face, "You make me uncomfortable......"
"Okay, you stinky rascal!" Xiao Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to pull the collar on the back of Fan Chuan's neck.
Fan Chuan dodged and said, "You die!" I'm 'love to the depths of the natural straight! 'Our concubine, what's the matter with you, a dota man!' ”
"Of course it's my business!" Xiao Ding said incoherently, "Dota is the greatest game on this shijie!" The people who play LOL are elementary school students! ”
"Humph! As long as Xiaohong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall the LOL client tomorrow! Can you uninstall the Dota client? ”
"I'm ......" Xiao Ding hesitated.
Fan Chuan saw it in his eyes and sneered: "How is it?" Although Xiaohong has pretended to be your girlfriend, I still love her more in the end! You don't even want to uninstall the Dota client......"
"Nothing proves it!" Xiao Ding was annoyed and angry, "This can only prove that dota is more sticky than LOL's users!" If you have the ability, you can kill me for two games......"
"I'm not going! If you want to play, come to the Demacia server and find me! ”
"Roll out of the calf Demacia! You let go of Xiaohong first! ”
"I won't let it go! Little Red likes to let me hold it! Xiaohong, don't you say? ”
“……”
Shu Zhe was scrambling by two men, silent and did not speak.
"Enough of you!" On the contrary, Uncle Fireball couldn't be silent, "You insulted my nephew in front of me, I really am disabled!" ”
"Who are you to say about me?" Fan Chuan glared angrily at Uncle Fireball, "You, who are your own uncle, actually poured ...... into Xiaohong's mouth."
Halfway through the disgusted talk, I couldn't go on.
"What did I do, me!" Uncle Fireball was also angry, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the half bottle of Wuliangye on the dining table, "I just want my nephew to drink some wine with me!" Who knew he would cry when he tasted it! ”
"Huh?" Xiao Ding was stunned, "It turns out that it's not, it's not ......"
"What do you think it is?" Uncle Fireball yelled, "What do you think I did to my nephew! What do you want to do to my nephew in the future! ”
Fan Chuan didn't believe it immediately, and asked Shu Zhe in his arms, and only after receiving a positive answer did he spit out a mouthful of evil anger in his chest.
"It's a good thing you didn't do it, otherwise I wouldn't have spared you, a bastard named Su Dongpo......"
"Your name is Su Dongpo!" Uncle Fireball said angrily, "My name is Shu Dongbo!" You let go of my nephew! ”
"Why should I let go?" Fan Chuan pouted, "We are in free love, if you want to interfere as an uncle, I will make you Dongpo meat!" ”
I thought I would face a family ethics tragedy, but I didn't expect it to become a farce, I sat on the sofa and couldn't suppress my smile anymore, and asked Shu Zhe:
"What? Xiaozhe, are you and Fan Chuan in free love? Then I'm going to congratulate you both......"
Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan's arms, and motioned to the other party to let go of himself with his eyes, and Fan Chuan had to reluctantly let go temporarily.
"Ye Lin can stay," Uncle Fireball ordered with the attitude of his master, "You two unrelated people, don't pester my nephew now, you can go!" ”
"That's not going to work!" Fan Chuan refused, "Who knows how you, a perverted uncle, will abuse Xiaohong after we leave!" ”
Xiao Ding was also rarely on the same front as Fan Chuan, and echoed: "Su Dongpo is not a good thing!" He himself is a pedophile, and he bought a concubine in Hangzhou and was only 12 years old! ”
"I said it, my name is not Su Dongpo!" Uncle Shu Dongbo of the fireball was about to vomit blood.
Although it depends on the situation, Uncle Fireball who appeared in reality, the ghost animal degree is lower than on the Internet, but I can't take it lightly, with my current physical condition, if I stay alone to negotiate, it is still a bit dangerous.
So he cleared his throat, "If it is from the squad leader, I should actually call you Uncle Shu, but how do you feel a little awkward......
"Hmph, my family's surname is unlucky to play mahjong, you can just call me Uncle Fireball, anyway, others don't know what it means."
Shu Dongbo didn't let me call him "Uncle Dongbo", I don't know if I have a psychological shadow on Su Dongpo, and I'm afraid that I will mistakenly call him "Uncle Dongpo", "Dongpo meat" or something.
I swept Shu Zhe's bedroom with my gaze, as well as the two pseudo-mothers standing in the bedroom.
"What is the relationship between the two of them and Shu Zhe, Uncle Fireball, you should already know, you can't get rid of it until you completely figure it out in advance. It's better to let them stay here, and if you have anything to say to them, you can also explain it as well. ”
"What else do you need to explain!?" Uncle Fireball snorted, "They should stay away from my nephew as soon as possible!" If I hadn't turned in my shotgun......"
Huh? Uncle Fireball, you don't have a shotgun? I don't know weishenme, I'm relieved! Before, I was worried that you would send another haode shotgun to the squad leader, so that the squad leader would become a "double gun stream" or even a "triple gun stream"!
"You should stay away from your nephew!" Of course, Fan Chuan and Xiaoding were not convinced.
Of all the people, my mood is relatively stable (nonsense!). I took my sunglasses off and pointed to the other bedroom with the door open.
"In this case, Uncle Fireball, you come with me to your and your wife's bedroom, and talk about what you want to do to Shu Zhe after dinner."
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding shot at Uncle Fireball with contempt at the same time, but Uncle Fireball did not respond to me, but pointed at the two of them and said:
"Let's go to the big house and talk, and let them stay in the hut with my nephew? Can I rest assured! ”
"Don't underestimate people!" Fan Chuan shouted, "I'm different from you, if Xiaohong says she doesn't want to, I will never force her!" ”
"Me too!" Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride that came from nowhere.
Shu Zhe lowered his head and didn't say anything, I groaned for a while and said to Uncle Fireball: "Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and they are so close, what really happened, I will come out with you to stop it......"
"Alright then," Uncle Fireball nodded, "but I can warn you in advance: if you collude and give Shu Zhe what the hell—"
"--When the time comes, Shu Zhe's sister will not let you go! My niece's marksmanship was taught by me personally! Do you think your head is harder than a boar? ”
======== the book friends on the 17K mobile phone station on the ======== divider line "die a bunch with a wave of your hand", in order to achieve your dream of being a rotten girl at the same table, I let Fan Chuan hug Shu Zhe again! This time, Shu Zhe didn't resist!