"Fifth Brother Jinyiwei?"

Guo Dan shook his head blankly and said, "I don't know you!" ”

Syllable!

There was a muffled sound.

The chain fell to the ground.

This Nima is really embarrassing!

Chen Xusheng's face was embarrassed, and he immediately jumped to his feet and said, "Didn't Kou Yi mention my name to you?" ”

"Kou Yi? Oh...... I remembered, I remembered, you are Fifth Brother Chen. Guo Dan pointed at Chen Dongxu, then stepped forward, arched his hand and said with a smile: "I have heard the name of the fifth brother for a long time, it is like thunder, and when I see it today, it is better to meet than to be famous!" Disrespectful, disrespectful! ”

I thought to myself, it seems that all this was arranged by His Majesty, except for His Majesty, no one can mobilize those guards, but why does Your Majesty have to force me to join the Jinyi Guard? I can't easily say yes without figuring out why, and the hell knows what the conspiracy is in.

Although he couldn't figure out the reason, he could be regarded as letting go of his heart, because he knew that he had no worries about his life.

Chen Dongxu slowly picked up the chain and sneered: "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, after today, it's hard for you to forget me." ”

As he spoke, he looked left and right.

Guo Dan subconsciously looked left and right, only to find that there were many torture instruments around, and thought, who are you scaring about, if you can use torture, you have already used it, and you won't talk so much nonsense at all. I couldn't help but sigh: "Are you planning to have a barbecue here?" ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard a choking cough.

"Ahem, ahem..."

Guo Dan turned his head and found that there was a tall and chubby, small-eyed, greasy and obscene uncle sitting in the left corner, and he was holding a chicken leg that had eaten most of the chicken leg in his hand, and he couldn't help but think, didn't he say that Jinyiwei was all handsome? How could there be such an obscene uncle?

"Oops! But I choked Lao Tzu to death. ”

The greasy uncle patted his chest, pointed at Guo Dan and said, "Barbecue? It's up to you kid to figure it out. ”

"Awards, awards."

Guo Dan smiled.

The greasy uncle snorted, and said angrily: "You kid really doesn't take our Jinyiwei seriously!" ”

If other people saw so many torture instruments, they would have been paralyzed with fright, this kid is good, he even thought of barbecue, he can only say that he is really talented.

"How can it be?"

Chen Xusheng suddenly became angry and rushed forward with an iron chain.

"Oops!"

The greasy uncle hurriedly ran over, stopped Chen Xusheng, and said, "Little Wu, don't be angry yet, let me talk to him." ”

Perform! Keep it up for me! I'm going to see what tricks you want to play. Guo Dan looked at the two of them singing and harmonizing, secretly disdainful.

After the greasy uncle stopped Chen Xusheng, he walked up to Guo Dan again, and said with a smile: "Boy, you said that these are for barbecue, and it's not all wrong, but it's all roasted on it." ”

"Really?"

Guo Dan's face was startled, and then he said with curiosity: "Is this human flesh delicious?" ”

The greasy uncle who had just finished gnawing on the chicken leg couldn't help but feel a surge in his stomach, almost didn't vomit, and looked at Guo Dan in wonder: "I said that you kid is really stupid, or are you pretending to be stupid with me here?" ”

Guo smiled lightly: "I just think that everyone is an adult, there is no need to fight and kill as soon as you come up, everything can be discussed." ”

"Okay, let's discuss it first, and then we will discuss this barbecue." The greasy uncle said: "Now that we have taken a fancy to you, I hope you can join our Jinyiwei, you have to know what to do." ”

"I'm sorry, but I'm sorry." Guo Dan refused very bluntly.

The greasy uncle was surprised: "Why? ”

Guo Dan shrugged, spread his hands, and said: "It's very simple, I can't do it because I don't have the guts; I don't need to be corrupt because I'm rich; Bullying men and women, um... This has to be said separately, I don't do bullying men, because I can't beat them, bully women, I really want this, but I have no experience, to sum it up, I really can't do this brocade guard. ”

The greasy uncle twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard this, and said angrily: "You dare to slander us Jinyiwei like this, I think you have really lived enough." ”

Guo smiled and said: "If this is slander, then I dare to ask, what are you doing now?" I am a great good citizen. ”

This sentence choked the greasy uncle half to death.

"Ah---!h

I only heard a crazy roar, and I saw that Chen Xusheng said frantically: "Old Bao, you get out of the way, I have to let this kid know how powerful our Jinyi Wei is today." ”

This biting dog doesn't bark, if you really dare to do anything to me, you would have tied me up a long time ago, and the whip dripped wax, and you committed this kung fu. Guo Dan sat directly on the torture rack, holding his legs, and looked at the two of them fearlessly.

Such an active prisoner, this is really the first time they have seen it, and they can't help but be confused.

At this moment, a cold voice was heard on the beams of the room, "You two don't be embarrassed anymore, he has seen that you don't dare to do anything to him." ”

Guo Dan looked up and saw a figure falling from the high beam, and couldn't help but exclaim, "The strong man is really good!" Hey? How does it sound like a woman? ”

I saw a magnificent figure coming out of the darkness, wearing a scarf, big eyes, a tall nose bridge, delicate and atmospheric, nearly one meter seven tall figure, wearing a white-collared black robe, a white belt around the waist, slightly tight-fitting clothing, highlighting her delicate figure to the fullest, although she is a woman, but she is a woman, holding an embroidered spring knife, it looks even more heroic, but the heroic spirit does not lose the charm of women, with an indescribable beauty.

"Three... Third sister, don't be impulsive, the top has instructed you, you better go back and stay up....... ”

When the greasy uncle saw this woman, he immediately panicked, and hurriedly said to Guo Dan: "Boy, you don't agree quickly, otherwise your life will be lost!" ”

It's really a play for three people! Guo Dan secretly disdained it in his heart, he had seen a lot of this kind of trick on TV. He said angrily: "It's not that I don't agree, but I really can't do it." ”

As she spoke, the woman had already walked in front of Guo Dan, and her thumb holding the embroidered spring knife was cocked forward, and the embroidered spring knife flew out immediately, and the handle of the knife hit Guo Dan's stomach directly, and her wrist shook, and with a bang, the knife entered the sheath.

"Ugh!"

Guo Dan made a muffled sound and knelt on the ground, only to see him covering his stomach with his left hand, raising his other hand, trembling slightly, "I... I promise. ”

It seems that this biting dog really doesn't bark!

What a mistake!

After half a column of incense.

I saw Guo Dan sitting at the table, honestly writing his name on the appointment letter, and then handing it over.

He is also a sincere rich man, as long as you do it, he has no choice.

The greasy uncle took the letter of appointment, glanced at it, and then smiled at Guo lightly: "I said that you kid is really a toast and doesn't eat and drink, if you agree early, you don't have to suffer from flesh and skin, why do I have to suffer." ”

Guo Dan glanced to the side, only to see the woman holding the embroidered spring knife, leaning her back against the beam, a touch of fear flashed in her eyes, and said in her heart, the hero does not suffer the loss in front of him, wait for me to go out. Hehe laughed and didn't make a sound.

At this time, I saw Chen Xusheng walking over with a bright red uniform and throwing it heavily on the table.

"Wow! It's not a loss of Jinyiwei, the efficiency is very good, I just got hired, and you even have the uniform ready for me. ”

"Less nonsense, put it on quickly."

"Just wear it, do you need to be so fierce."

After putting it on, he lowered his head and looked at himself, and said: "It fits well, and it looks good, may I ask if there is a mirror here, I want to look at myself." ”

At this moment, the door suddenly opened slowly, and I saw a man with a straight back walking in.

"Head."

The greasy uncle immediately walked over, straightened up, hugged his fists and saluted, and then reported: "Head, under the persuasion of me with affection and reason, Guo Dan has agreed to join our Jinyiwei, this is his appointment certificate." ”

and the obscene uncle just now, it's like two people.

Chen Xusheng immediately said excitedly: "Old bag, you have to grab this credit." ”

The greasy uncle glanced at him and said, "Little Wu, you are still too young after all, and you are still too impetuous, no wonder you can't even do this little thing, and I have to go out myself." ”

"You..."

Chen Xusheng's eyes widened, pointing at the greasy uncle, and he was so angry that he almost fainted.

"That's it!"

The man took the appointment certificate, looked at Guo Dan again, and said, "You come with me, I want to see you." ”

"It's coming. Here it comes. ”

Guo Dan hurriedly raised his hand and ran over, as long as he got out alive, he had a chance to take revenge.

Out of the gate, the man stepped on the horse, looked back at Guo Dan, who was still standing stupidly in front of the door, and asked, "You are still stunned, hurry up and do it immediately." ”

Guo Dan wiped a handful of sweat and said, "I'm really sorry, I don't know how to ride a horse." ”

“......。”

After a meal of kung fu.

"Aren't these Imperial Cities?"

When Guo Dan got off the carriage, he found himself standing in front of the gate of the imperial city.

I saw a middle-aged man in a unicorn suit standing at the door, and this person was Dong Ping, the pacification envoy.

The man who took Guo Dan stepped forward, clasped his fists and saluted, and said, "See the pacification envoy for your humble duties,"

"I heard someone has been found?"

Dong Ping asked.

The man turned sideways, pointed at Guo Dan and said, "This person's name is Guo Dan, and he is a tooth merchant in Mashi Street, and he is the most suitable person we have found among the merchants in the capital. ”

Guo Dan heard it in a fog, what the hell is going on?

Dong Ping glanced at Guo Dan, nodded, and said, "You come with me." ”

"Oh. Good. ”

Guo Danmu nodded his head, and then followed Dong Ping into the imperial city.

While walking, Guo Dan secretly looked at Dong Ping, and after a few hesitations, he finally couldn't help but whisper: "The pacification envoy ......" ”

"In the Imperial City, it is forbidden to make noise." Dong Ping warned.

“......。”

After a cup of tea, they came to the door of the main hall.

After the report, I saw a eunuch hurrying out, and he said excitedly: "Suppression envoy, I heard that this person has been found." ”

"Yes."

Dong Ping pointed to Guo Dan, who stretched out his hand, and said, "It's him." ”

"Guo Dan? How are you? ”

This eunuch is Li Gui.

Dong Ping was surprised: "Father-in-law knows this person? ”

Li Gui blinked and was silent and did not answer.

Guo Dan was really confused now, and looked at Li Gui blankly, "Father-in-law Li, this... What's going on here? ”