Chapter 158: It's all a group of actors
Confused!
I'm really confused!
Guo Dan only felt that he had crossed again, and his brain was a mess, as if he was in a fog, unable to distinguish the direction.
Li Gui glanced at Dong Ping, and said to Guo Dan: "You come with me." ”
"Oh."
Guo Dan's eyes were a little dull, and he followed Li Gui to the left corner of the steps stupidly.
"It's not all your fault." Li Gui pinched his orchid finger and pointed at Guo Dan.
"Blame me?"
Guo Dan was about to cry: "Father-in-law, I am the victim, do you know what they just did to me, all kinds of insults and beatings, all kinds of torture tools, and they made me all morning!" It has left an indelible mark on my heart and on my body. ”
This lawsuit comes as soon as he opens his mouth, and it doesn't matter so much, anyway, it's not a legal society, and if you don't slander, you will suffer.
Li Gui looked at it for a moment and said, "Although Jinyiwei has its own set of rules and regulations, it is not as exaggerated as you said, don't you stand here now." ”
Guo Dan hurriedly said: "That's because I was already scared when I saw the torture instrument, and then I will do whatever they say, otherwise, where will I have the life to see my father-in-law." ”
This kid is really born to be a brocade guard! Li Gui said angrily: "Even if it is, then you have to blame yourself." ”
Guo Dan wanted to cry without tears and said: "Father-in-law, I am a victim, how can I be blamed for this?" ”
Li Guidao: "Let me ask you, did you advise Your Majesty not to put the silver in the warehouse." ”
"It's... I am not suggesting it to Your Majesty, I am just stating a truth at the time. ”
"Let me ask you again, a few days ago, His Majesty wanted you to serve in the household department, but did you refuse."
"I'm not refusing, I'm just vowing, there's no way."
"Whether you suggest it or not, if there is no way, you caused it, but it's no wonder."
"I hope my father-in-law will say it clearly."
"You don't understand that?"
Guo Dan shook his head like a rattle, he didn't pretend to be stupid this time, but he really didn't understand.
Li Gui glanced at him with a little reproach, and said: "You said that you can't put the silver in the warehouse, this is indeed very reasonable, and Your Majesty is also very much in favor, but Your Majesty is the king of a country, how can he cooperate with you, a tooth merchant, if this is to be spread, it will definitely fall into the mouth."
Therefore, His Majesty wants you to serve in the Ministry of Households, because the Inner Treasury nominally belongs to the Ministry of Households, so that you can justifiably help Your Majesty take care of the Inner Treasury, but you cannot be an official. ”
Speaking of this, Li Gui sighed and said: "Your Majesty has no choice, so you can only find another talent, so I ordered Jinyiwei to go to the people to search for talents, and then incorporate Jinyiwei, so that you can naturally serve Your Majesty, but who knows, Jinyiwei also found you." ”
Guo Dan chuckled in his heart, it turned out that His Majesty planned to start a new stove, this Nima was fortunate to have chosen me, otherwise, wouldn't I have made a wedding dress for others.
But after thinking about it, there was something wrong with this matter, he glanced at Li Gui, and said thoughtfully: "Father-in-law, I don't think this matter is so simple, do you know, they have sent all the guards sent by His Majesty to protect me this morning, what kind of power is this!" ”
This guy's ability to sow discord is really powerful. Li Gui said secretly, and pretended to wonder: "What guards, Your Majesty has already recalled the guards who protect you last night." ”
"Recalled last night?" Guo Dan was surprised: "How is this possible, when I went out this morning, there were obviously two guards protecting me." ”
Li Gui glanced at Dong Ping over there, and whispered, "Your Majesty's guards are also subordinate to their Jinyi Guard. ”
Guo Dan also glanced at Dong Ping, and then frowned and said, "What does father-in-law mean?" ”
Li Gui nodded slightly.
Guo Dan asked again: "But why did Your Majesty recall the guards?" ”
Li Gui snorted: "Could it be that you still plan to let His Majesty's guards protect you all the time?" You can't help but think too beautifully, now that the canonization ceremony has passed, Your Majesty naturally has to recall the guards. Tell you, there are already ministers in the DPRK and China who have discussed this, and the dignified Son of Heaven Guards actually went to protect a businessman, is this like a word? ”
Nima! If this is removed, I will be torn apart! Guo Dan began to sweat a little.
Li Gui secretly glanced at Guo Dan, rolled his eyes, and said: "But don't blame Jinyiwei, Your Majesty is not easy to say clearly about this matter, so I didn't tell them clearly, I'll go and tell them not to disturb you." ”
"Don't!"
Guo Dan hurriedly stopped Li Gui and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, this... This is fate, and I think Jinyiwei's robe is quite suitable for me, what does my father-in-law think? ”
Li Gui looked at him, "It's quite handsome, but aren't you incapable of being an official?" ”
Guo said lightly: "Is Jinyiwei also an official?" ”
"Not really."
"Isn't that the end of it?"
A smile flashed in Li Gui's eyes, and he said: "You have to think clearly, now Your Majesty doesn't know about this matter, after I go to report later, don't play any tricks on me, make Your Majesty unhappy, and even affect me and Dong Zhen's envoy." ”
"No, no, and I haven't played it either!" Guo Dan hurriedly assured.
"Okay, you wait here for a moment."
Li Gui pointed at Guo Dan, and then returned to the hall, and after a while, he walked out, stood on the steps, and said, "Guo Dan, Your Majesty announced that you have entered the palace." ”
"Yes."
Guo Dan hurriedly went up the steps, and entered the hall with Li Gui.
"Cao Min Guo Dan knocked to see Your Majesty, long live my emperor, long live, long live."
"Excuse me."
Wanli raised his hand slightly, and said with a smile: "How can I go around, but I still found you." ”
Guo Dan said: "Your Majesty, this is fate!" ”
If he doesn't hold Wanli's fat leg tightly, as long as he leaves the palace, he will be a dead end.
Li Gui snorted: "You tooth merchant, you dare to tell Your Majesty about fate, I really don't know how many catties and taels you have." ”
"Hey... said that it was fate, but it was not wrong. Wanli waved his hand, laughed a few times, and said to Guo Dan: "Do you know about this matter?" ”
"Clear! Clear! ”
Guo Danzhi nodded, and said: "Gonggong Li has made it very clear to the grass people that the grass people are willing to serve His Majesty. ”
A look of smugness flashed in Wanli's eyes, and he nodded and said, "I don't want too many people to know about this matter, it's up to you to do it, and I'm most at ease." In addition, about the canonization ceremony, you are also indispensable, you should be rewarded for meritorious deeds, although you have joined the Jinyi Guard, but you can't be an official, then I will now reward you with a set of flying fish clothes, an embroidered spring knife, and a large internal token, with this token, you can enter and exit the palace. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward."
Guo Dan was very polite, thinking, flying fish clothes, embroidered spring knives, what are some things? However, that Ouchi token is a bit useful, and at least you don't have to worry about being blackmailed by eunuchs when you enter the door in the future.
Wanli looked at Guo Dan and smiled, in fact, he also intended to teach Guo Dan a lesson, this kid is too hateful sometimes.
This is a fundamental difference, if Guo Dan is not in the system, then the emperor will either rob it openly, or he will have to pay, in fact, it is not impossible to rob openly, but the problem is that if you rob it once, there is no second time. However, once Guo Dan becomes a Jinyiwei and does things for the emperor, it is a matter of course, and he takes it as a matter of course, even if he is rewarded for meritorious deeds, isn't it still Wanli's decision to reward him.
But the reward is not bad.
Flying fish clothes and embroidered spring knives are not available to every Jinyiwei, it must be a great achievement, or get the emperor's favor, rewarded by the emperor himself, and a symbol of status, both of which are the dreams of every Jinyiwei, but for Wanli, this thing is not as good as spending money in vain, if Guo Dan draws him tens of thousands of taels of commissions, he will cry to death.
Wanli asked again, "I don't know what else you want?" ”
Guo Danru said truthfully: "The grass people implore Your Majesty not to recall those two guards, don't hide it from Your Majesty, the grass people have offended too many people." "This life is at stake, and you can get 1510.
"Then you're going to have to be a little more restrained."
"The grass people remember His Majesty's teachings."
Wanli pondered for a moment and said, "My guards can't always stay at your house, but I will let the pacification envoy arrange this matter, and you are wearing a flying fish suit, so ordinary people don't dare to touch you easily." ”
I rub! Could it be that this flying fish suit is the yellow vest of the Ming Dynasty? But this name is much better than the yellow vest, and it feels elegant and riotous when it sounds. Guo said lightly: "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”
Wanli said: "Regarding the Marseille you mentioned last time, after thinking about it carefully, I think your idea is worth trying, after all, there are indeed many problems in this horse politics now. ”
Speaking of this, he paused and said, "But your method is a sword that goes off the rails, and the ministers of the court will definitely do everything possible to obstruct it, and I am worried that they will not point the finger at the Taifu Temple." ”
I just said it in general terms last time, but the problem is that Xu Mengxi is a good person, no one can be offended, and he is very powerful in the military, even if he holds the Taifu Temple accountable, the cabinet ministers and the officials may only talk about the matter, and will not go too much to the Taifu Temple.
Guo Dan said: "As long as Your Majesty releases a message, then they will definitely point the finger at Taifu Temple." ”
Wanli hurriedly asked, "What news?" ”
Guo Dan said: "It's about Xing'anbo's introduction of grass people to His Majesty." ”
Wanli's eyes widened.
Li Gui also looked at Guo Dan in surprise, thinking to himself, this kid looks like he has clear eyebrows, is honest, and his tricks are really vicious.
An hour later.
Guo Dan walked out of the hall with a wooden tray in his hand, only to see a set of flying fish clothes and an embroidered spring knife on the tray.
Li Gui just sent him out of the palace gate, so he ordered a little eunuch to send him out of the palace, and he returned to the palace, seeing Wanli sitting on a chair and pondering, he couldn't help but say cautiously: "Your Majesty, do you really plan to do this?" ”
Wanli glanced at him and said, "Do you think it's inappropriate?" ”
Li Guidao: "This horse politics is a major matter of the country, in case something goes wrong...... ”
"Something went wrong?" Wanli couldn't help but sneer: "Do you think there are fewer problems now?" In fact, everyone knows that there is a problem, but no one has come up with a solution, not that they can't think of it, but they don't want to solve it at all. ”
Li Gui suddenly said with sincere fear: "Your Majesty forgives the sin, it's the slave maid who thinks too simply." He came to understand that it wasn't just about money.
Wanli said again: "You go and tell Dong Ping to make sure that he must protect Guo Dan and be thorough." ”
"The slave obeys."
Li Gui got out of the main hall and went to a room on the side.
"Father-in-law!"
Dong Ping stood up.
"I'm sorry, I've kept the pacification envoy waiting."
"Where, where, that's my duty."
Li Gui said again: "This kid will stay in your Beizhen Fusi for the time being, but don't arrange tasks for him, just find an inconspicuous small flag team for him to stay, oh, find a person with strong martial arts to protect him, but don't let him be hurt." ”
Dong Ping nodded and said, "Father-in-law, please rest assured, I know what to do." ”
This time he didn't dare to ask more.
And over there, Guo Dan came out of the imperial city, sat in the carriage, and pondered.
The more he thought about it, the more strange it became, not like a coincidence, but like a specially designed design.
If someone deliberately designed me, then this person must be Your Majesty, but why did Your Majesty do this? Is it really because you want to avoid working with businessmen? Then Your Majesty can also tell me that there is no need to go through such a big effort.
Thinking about it, he suddenly looked down, looking at the flying fish suit and the embroidered spring knife, and after a long time, he muttered to himself: "It won't be... It can't be that he doesn't want to give me a commission. ”
Flying fish clothes and embroidered spring knives are already rewards for meritorious deeds, so in other words, the commission will definitely not be given.
"Nima... It's really a pick. ”
Guo Dan was so angry that tears were about to come out, and he scolded indignantly: "Actor! It's all a group of actors from TM! It's like the real thing, especially that Gonggong Li, who can go to win the Oscar. ”
Guo Dan, who suddenly realized, was angry, but couldn't help but think about it carefully.
It was so scary, he really couldn't tell the direction at the time, and he thought he was lucky, otherwise, he would lose his thigh.
It can only be said that this trick is really too yin, beads of sweat from the bean down his cheeks, Guo Dan only feels that he is very small, this is not careful, the elephant's legs will fall from the sky, and said: "No, in Your Majesty's BGM, I am like an ant, let them play, I don't even have the power to parry, this officialdom is absolutely untouchable, I must turn on my BGM, let the money turn the sound, resounding through the Ming Dynasty, so that there is a fight." ”