Chapter 1122: The High Realm of Scolding
As soon as the soldiers of Liu Jun, who were also preparing to scold, heard such cultured foul words, they all gave the last soldier a thumbs up. They definitely admired it from the bottom of their hearts. Usually their scolding is very simple, what a day, mother, but there has never been such a crepe.
In the foul language industry, they still need to continue to study.
If Liu Yu knew, he would definitely look down on them. If you want to scold people without a dirty word, Liu Yu is the first person in the world.
When Ma Chao heard his soldiers scolding, he had the idea that he had buried his talents.
There are many vulgar people in the army, and the people of Xiliang usually speak with swearing, and finding out the most powerful one to scold Cao Cao is simply a lack of morality.
There is even the most scarce cultural person among the Xiliang people, who scolds people without a single dirty word. For example, the soldier who greeted Cao Cao's mother directly made Ma Chao look at him differently. You must know that Ma Chao suffered a loss of no culture in the imperial court, and when he challenged in the past, he scolded and scolded back and forth, and compared with Lu Bu and Dian Wei, he fell more than one grade. Especially Dian Wei, who scolded Dong Zhuo so much back then, instantly became the most capable general under Liu Yu. And Ma Chao has made up for it in recent years, but unfortunately he doesn't have that talent, and he has not been able to catch up with Dian Wei's footsteps, which is a deep regret.
"That kid is good, he doesn't scold people and doesn't spit dirty words, he's a talent. I just don't know what it's called," Ma Chao said to Yang Qiu.
Yang Qiu said proudly, "Lord, that is Yang Shu, the nephew of the last general." After reading books for a few years, I know a few words. ”
Being able to enter Ma Chao's eyes, Yang Qiu couldn't be happier.
"I see? No wonder Ben Jiang looks familiar, it turns out to be your nephew. I just don't know how his martial arts are? Ma Chao said thoughtfully.
Yang Qiu was overjoyed, what Ma Chao said proved that he was going to promote Yang Shu, and hurriedly said, "Lord, this kid knows a few tricks." Still too young. The last general's martial arts are low, and he can't give too many instructions. If you can follow the lord and learn the master's tricks and a half, you will definitely be useful for life. ”
"Haha, you're right. Ben could have taught him something. After this battle, you let him follow the general and be the general's personal soldier! Ma Chao very happily got Yang Shu into his own personal team.
"Thank you Lord for your grace! That kid is really a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation. "His nephew was able to enter Ma Chao's personal team, Yang Qiu was very happy.
Yang Shu, who was scolding in a panic, currently didn't know that he had been appreciated by Ma Chao because he had read a few years more than others, and he was constantly changing his tricks and constantly scolding Cao Cao angrily.
"Meng Dewu'er, come and meet your biological father." Yang Shu kept scolding. "My son Mengde, I was confused when I was my father, and I gave birth to you without your consent, and I have not fulfilled my responsibilities as a parent over the years. Fortunately, it's not too late today, so you can come out quickly, let your father take a good look, and see if you look like your father. If not, then the father will go and kill your mother's slut. ”
That's the master. The rest of the Liu soldiers felt that they couldn't get on the stage because they were scolding, so they gave up the stage to Yang Shu and let Yang Shu show his talents to the fullest.
Liu Jun, with an iron horn, insulted the team, and his voice resounded to every corner of the Ruyin city wall.
The Cao Jun soldiers who are a little bit educated are in an atmosphere one by one, this guy's speech is really ugly, but there is not a single dirty word, which is really annoying.
The huge scolding was also heard by Guo Jia and others.
Guo Jia was attracted and wanted to see who was scolding, but when he saw that the other party was just a soldier, he was surprised and said, "I didn't expect Liu Jun's soldiers to have such literary talents, it's a pity to be a small soldier." ”
Xu Huang was thundered by Guo Jia's words, people are now scolding our lord, and you are still in the mood to praise others.
"Strategist, what are you scolding? Why can't I understand it? Xu Chu, who has a very low culture, doesn't know why, and I want to know what the other party means.
Guo Jia didn't know how to say to Xu Chu, and after thinking about it for a while, he said, "That little soldier is scolding the lord." ”
"Scolding the lord? What a big dog guts! Xu Chu recalled, and when he heard a lot of words such as "Wu'er" and "Xiangxiang", he also understood that the Liu army soldier was taking advantage of Cao Cao.
Xu Chu looked at the other party's location and took out a bow and arrow. The lord humiliated the minister to death, and the other party insulted Cao Cao, Xu Chu couldn't let the other party continue to be arrogant.
"Look at the move!" Xu Chu shot an arrow at Yang Shu.
Yang Shu was thinking about how to continue to scold Cao Cao, but who knew that a feather arrow came quickly and wanted his life. People have the ability to avoid danger, Yang Shu disregarded his face, and directly came to a donkey to roll and dodged this feather arrow.
"Damn, it's dangerous!" Yang Shu saw that there was a shaking feather arrow stuck in the place where he was standing just now, if he hadn't dodged quickly, he might have been shot dead on the spot.
Yang Shu took a look at the city wall and found Xu Chu's figure, it seemed that the other party was a general, his eyes rolled, he picked up the iron horn again, and scolded, "Meng De, you are not a filial son." Your father is waiting for you to recognize each other here, and your kid actually sent a fat man like a rice bucket to plot against your father, and your father must let you know what family law is! ”
Xu Chu saw that Yang Shu was so embarrassed, and he felt a little happy in his heart, thinking that no one should scold Cao Cao anymore. But who would have thought that Yang Shu was a scoundrel, he was not afraid of Xu Chu's shooting at all, and continued to scold.
"Bring me the feather arrows, and I'll shoot that guy!" Xu Chu was aroused and didn't plan to let Yang Shu go.
But Yang Shu directly took a few steps back and fled beyond the range of the feather arrows. Not only Yang Shu, but also other Liu Jun soldiers are doing this job.
But Xu Chu's arm strength was greater than that of the archers, even if Yang Shu and them retreated a few steps, they were within Xu Chu's shooting range.
Yang Shu didn't expect that the dead fat man on the opposite side could actually shoot feather arrows, and he dodged it again in embarrassment.
"Damn, why do you always shoot Lao Tzu! Can't you on someone? Yang Shu opened his mouth and cursed.
When the rest of the Liu soldiers heard Yang Shu's words, they were immediately dissatisfied. You kid, it seems that if someone else is hit by an arrow, he must be very happy. It's really unladylike to meet someone, I used to treat him as a brother and comrade-in-arms, it turned out to be such a person.
Ma Chao has been staring at Yang Shu, judging from Yang Shu's movements just now, Yang Shu's martial arts are mediocre, but his reaction is sensitive, and if he trains more in the future, he can be regarded as a good subordinate.
Xu Chu is specifically looking for Yang Shu to shoot, how can he shoot others. Unable to shoot Yang Shu again, Xu Chu still took out a feather arrow and prepared to kill Yang Shu.
And Guo Jia reached out and grabbed Xu Chu's hand, stopped him from continuing to shoot arrows, and said, "Zhongkang, there's no need to worry so much about that kind of villain. Never mind. ”
Xu Chu was said like this, and directly gave up and continued to shoot Yang Shu.
But what kind of person is Yang Shu, he is simply a Xiao Qiang who can't be beaten, and his eyesight is still very good, seeing Guo Jia and Xu Chu holding hands, holding an iron horn and saying, "I said that you two are in full view of everyone, how can you do such a thing." Although you are Longyang, you have to take care of the feelings of the people around you. The two dead dragon Yang don't look at what the situation is, if you want to do it, go back and do it. What if it scares someone to change? It's not good to scare people, and it's not good to scare cats and dogs. To be a man, you have to talk about your conscience, you can't be so shameless! Be reserved, you know?! ”
Guo Jiake didn't expect that the other party's mouth would be so immoral, and even his hand holding Xu Chu would be said to be the same.
The surrounding Cao soldiers all looked at Guo Jia and Xu Chu, because of Yang Shu's words, the Cao soldiers felt that there might really be some ulterior secrets between Guo Jia and Xu Chu. In these years, Longyang's goodness is not so shameful, and some families also specialize in raising handsome men for fun. At this time, General Xu Chu was extremely strong, and it was a merit at first glance. And Guo Junshi is handsome and extraordinary, but he has a weak figure and a bit of a temperament. This offense and defense seem to be perfect.
Some soldiers who like men couldn't help but look at Guo Jia and Xu Chu twice, and secretly hoped that what the other party said was true, and the two adults were all the way with them, so that they could find an opportunity to serve the two adults well.
Guo Jia felt the ambiguous eyes of those soldiers with bad habits.
This feeling made Guo Jia very uncomfortable, and hurriedly withdrew his hand.
Xu Chu didn't understand why Guo Jia was making such a fuss.
But Yang Shu grabbed such a point and began to shout, "Yo, I'm still a little shy." It seems that I am really wise and martial, and I am not wrong. The two of them are affectionate, can't help it, and admire it. ”
Guo Jia really wanted to kill Yang Shu in the distance, this guy's mouth is really annoying.
Xu Chu didn't know what was going on, and asked Xu Huang, "Gongming, what does that guy mean by what Longyang said?" Sounds pretty lofty. ”
"This?" Xu Huang didn't expect that Xu Chu was illiterate, but he didn't expect that he didn't even know what Long Yang meant.
It's terrible to be uneducated, and he doesn't even know that others buy and scold him.
Xu Huang thought about it for a while, felt that he still explained it to Xu Chu, and said, "During the Warring States Period, there was a Longyang Jun in the Wei State, and he was the male favorite of King Wei Anli. ”
"Male pet?" Xu Chu's brain is not very sufficient, and he will not react for a while.
"Yes, it's the kind of man who likes men." Xu Huang explained, "Later generations will call this kind of behavior Longyang, or broken sleeves and peach splits. With that said, you should get the idea. ”
"What! That kid insulted me like this! After Xu Chu understood what it was, the whole person exploded, and shouted, "I'm going to kill him, and the corpse will be broken into ten thousand pieces!" ”
As a normal man and a big husband who stands up to the sky, Xu Chu can't stand being insulted by others like this. As soon as the anger came up, Xu Chu was about to lose his mind.
Xu Chu picked up his big knife and turned around to go towards the city gate, he was going to kill the bastard who insulted him.
Xu Huang hurriedly grabbed him and said bitterly, "Zhongkang, you don't have to be angry, your mouth grows on others, what he wants to say, we can't control it." And that's exactly what Ma Chao wants, the purpose is to lure us out of the city. But the lord commanded that those who go with them should not disobey the lord's command. ”
As soon as Cao Cao was mentioned, Xu Chu's movements stopped, although he was very unhappy in his heart, he still listened to Cao Cao's words very much.
But Xu Huang and Xu Chu were talking, and Yang Shu was not idle, seeing this scene, he hurriedly said, "The sky is above." How could this Cao Cao be so chaotic. Just now two big men pulled and pulled, and now two big men pull and pull, it's really a shame. I said you're a fat man, you're not a picky eater. Strong, skinny, you can. What an appetite. ”
This time it was Xu Huang's turn to be furious, this kid was so lacking in virtue that even he was insulted once. Xu Huang understood even more that Yang Shu, who was far away from the city, said this, and Xu Chu probably couldn't bear it anymore.
Xu Chu's anger had already exceeded his limit, and he pushed Xu Huang away and ran directly to the city gate, Xu Huang was too late to stop it.
"Open the gates!" Xu Chu shouted loudly.
"General, General Xu has instructed not to open the city gate." The soldiers in charge of guarding the city gates hesitated for a moment.
Xu Chu's hands trembled, he held back his anger, and he opened the city gate and rushed out.
"Gongming, open the door for me!" Xu Chu said loudly.
Seeing such a situation, Xu Huang came to Guo Jia's side and said anxiously, "Strategist, Zhong Kang may be about to make a mistake, what should I do?" ”
"Open the city gate, let Zhong Kang go out, and extinguish the other party's prestige!" Guo Jia was also very unhappy in his heart.
In Guo Jia's opinion, if Liu Jun's insults are ignored, the morale of Cao Jun's side will drop greatly, and letting Xu Chu, who is amazingly powerful, go out to meet Ma Chao can make Liu Jun stop for a while.
"Gongming, you follow behind Zhong Kang and press the battle for him, lest he be plotted by Ma Chao, especially the Liu Jun camp behind Ma Chao. I'll keep an eye on them here, Mingjin together, don't fall in love with each other! Guo Jia thought about it comprehensively.
Guo Jia gave an order, and even if Xu Huang was a little reluctant, he acted in accordance with Guo Jia's order and ordered someone to open the city gate.
As soon as the city gate opened, Xu Chu rode out with a big knife and a war horse, shouting loudly, "Which stinky boy was talking nonsense just now!" Your grandfather Xu Zhongkang is going to kill you! ”
For a while, a monstrous killing intent emanated from Xu Chu's body! And locked Yang Shu.
Yang Shu was frightened by this murderous aura, he immediately turned around and fled, and when he left, he did not forget to sarcastically mock Xu Chu, and said, "Dead fatty, Lao Tzu is here, come if you have a seed, your grandfather Yang Shu will give you a hundred guts!" ”
Xu Chu's angry waw wow whipped the war horse and increased the speed several times.
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