Chapter 1121 Guo Jia Sets Up Wine Ma Chao Sets Up Formation
Cao Cao finished the meal carefully prepared by Xu Chu and was ready to rest.
At this time, Ma Chao led 10,000 soldiers and horses from the camp of the Liu army and killed them mightily. This posture gave Cao Jun in Ruyin City the feeling that Liu Jun wanted to attack the city at night.
Xu Huang was dumbfounded, why did he come to attack the city just when Cao Cao wanted to sleep, didn't this make it clear that Cao Cao and their subordinates were not happy? It took them a lot of effort to convince Cao Cao to go to sleep.
Cao Cao looked coldly at Ma Chao, who began to put on a posture, with a look of displeasure.
Guo Jia came to Cao Cao's side, arched his hand and said, "Lord, please go back and rest." We'll leave it to you here. ”
Cao Cao nodded, of course he knew what Ma Chao wanted to do with his brain, which was nothing more than constantly harassing Ruyin City, so that Cao Jun in Ruyin City could not rest normally.
"The order went down, and the soldiers were divided into several groups to take turns to rest, and if Liu Jun attacked the city, the feather arrows counterattacked. Remember, Liu Jun's purpose is to harass, and he will definitely not really attack the city. Cao Cao left after giving the order.
Cao Cao was really a little sleepy, and he also deeply understood that he had to take care of his body in order to be able to lead Cao's army to resist Liu's army.
At this time, on the Ruyin city wall, Guo Jia, Xu Huang, and Xu Chu only stared at Ma Chao riding a big white horse under the city.
Ma Chao said loudly to Ruyin City, "Cao Mengde, you kid come out for me!" ”
Before Ma Chao came out, he planned to find Cao Cao specifically and not give Cao Cao time to rest. Ma Chao had long known that Cao Cao had a head wind, and Ma Chao had also seen people with this disease with his own eyes.
Ma Chao's mind was very bad, he knew that if Cao Cao fell, Cao Jun would not be far from destruction, so as soon as he came out, he called Cao Cao by name.
Ma Chao didn't hide his intentions, and talked to Lu Bu before he came out. Lu Bu had a scolding war with Cao Cao before, but unfortunately, in terms of cultural level, Lu Bu deeply suffered Cao Cao's losses and had palpitations.
Now that Ma Chao wants to take the initiative to find Cao Cao, Lu Bu feels that Ma Chao will be speechless by Cao Cao, and he will even be embarrassed. Lu Bu had lost face before, and he didn't plan to persuade Ma Chao. Lu Bu thought that he would see Ma Chao speechless and embarrassed by Cao Cao later, and he didn't know how happy he was. Lu Bu came to Ma Chao to encourage Ma Chao to do a good job before he set off, and he gave Ma Chao a seat behind Ma Chao this time.
Ma Chao didn't know that Lu Bu was waiting to see his jokes.
At this time, Lu Bu was waiting beautifully to watch the scolding battle between Ma Chao and Cao Cao, and the expectation in his heart was very strong.
Therefore, don't trust the seemingly loyal person next to you too much, maybe just like Lu Bu, waiting to see Ma Chao's jokes.
"As expected! Ma Chao is indeed here to harass. Xu Huang said coldly.
"Don't worry about him, just let him scold outside the city, the lord has gone back to rest, let's just keep it." Guo Jia said very easily.
Ma Chao waited for a long time, but he didn't see Cao Cao at all, and he was a little disappointed, but he didn't give up, and began to scold, "Cao Cao, you guts bandit!" Do you just hide in it and don't come out? ”
The Cao soldiers in Ruyin City remained motionless and did not listen to Ma Chao's words at all. And they couldn't hear what Ma Chao was saying.
Guo Jia said to Xu Huang, "Gongming, let the soldiers bring a few tables and stools, prepare some wine and food, let's take a good look at how Ma Chao acts!" ”
"Huh?" Xu Huang was confused by Guo Jia's proposal, drinking at this time?
Guo Jia knew that Xu Huang would not agree, so he pointed to a soldier and said, "You go and prepare immediately, if you are half a minute late, be careful of your head." ”
The soldier was a little dumbfounded and looked at Xu Huang at a loss.
Xu Huang nodded at the soldier with a little crying and laughing.
With Xu Huang's signal, the soldier took a few brothers to find a few tables and stools, and by the way, found a few small dishes and wine.
Guo Jia beckoned Xu Huang and Xu Chu to sit together. Xu Huang and Xu Chu did not refuse, and sat down directly.
The surrounding Cao army looked stupid, the enemy army had arrived in front of the city, and the military advisors and generals actually had the leisure to drink. Isn't alcohol forbidden in this army? That's a lot of guts.
"Come, let's take a break and have a drink tonight." Guo Jia picked up the wine glass, as if the rule of prohibiting alcohol in the army seemed to be completely absent from him.
Xu Huang and Xu Chu picked up the wine glasses a little reluctantly. You can't drink alcohol in the army, and it's a bit unreasonable to drink alcohol at this time. Can the soldiers of the Cao army all watch it?
"Strategist, alcohol is forbidden in this army, let's do this, and the lord knows about it, I'm afraid it's hard to explain." Xu Huang said after being entangled for a while.
Guo Jia said with a serious face: "Let's not drink privately. Look at Liu Jun's army outside, and now they are harassing us. When we drink at this time, doesn't it mean that we are not afraid of Liu Jun at all? This has a huge benefit to morale in the military. Even if the lord knew, he wouldn't care. ”
violated the ban on drinking alcohol in the army, Guo Jia was able to say such a big truth, Xu Huang was convinced.
If you don't accept it, you can't do it. Otherwise, why is Guo Jia a military advisor and he is a military general? The gap is here.
Guo Jiake didn't care so much, he drank first, he hadn't drunk for a long time, and he was ready to enjoy it. But as soon as he drank it, Guo Jia was furious, the thing in this cup was not wine at all, it was water!
"Where's the wine?! How is water! Guo Jia was full of hope that there was wine to drink, but found that he was drinking water.
When an alcoholic wants to drink the most, you give him water, of course he is angry.
When Xu Chu and Xu Huang heard that Guo Jia was so angry, they said that it was water, and the two of them also took a sip and found that it was really water.
Xu Huang looked at the soldiers who brought the wine and food just now with a little displeasure, these soldiers were his people, and they were so unreliable that they even felt embarrassed with him, their boss.
I saw this soldier kneeling on the ground, and said ashamedly, "Back to the military division and the two generals, all the drinks in Ruyin City have been confiscated by the prime minister." The small ones really couldn't find real wine, so in order not to disturb the interest of a few people, the small ones had to use wine jugs to decorate with water. The little ones really can't help it, and I ask for forgiveness. ”
Xu Huang and the others immediately understood, it turned out to be Cao Cao's idea.
As soon as Cao Cao arrived in Ruyin City, he confiscated all the wine in the city. Drinking and making mistakes, Cao Cao was very strict in governing the army, but he was still a little tolerant of his henchmen. However, if he made a mistake at this time, Cao Cao could not show favoritism in front of everyone. Cao Cao knew. In order to avoid any accidents, Cao Cao simply cut off this bane, lest the drunkards in the army can't help but drink it.
Guo Jia is a military priest's sacrificial wine, why don't you drink this sacrificial wine. This is Guo Jia's own understanding.
Well, Guo Jia was very unhappy at this time, there was a word for wine in his position, and he finally waited until Cao Cao went to rest, and finally found a fair excuse to drink, but there was no wine to drink, how much better can you say his mood can be.
But now that all the wine is in Cao Cao's, Guo Jia can't go to Cao Cao. Well, unless Guo Jia's brain is eroded by wine bugs, he won't do such a stupid thing.
Xu Huang laughed and said, "The lord is wise and martial, and it is better to prevent trouble before it happens!" Strategist, don't you say? ”
"You've said that, what else can I do?" Guo Jia said angrily.
Xu Huang was a little embarrassed, so he could only smile and not speak.
There is no bar without alcohol, so Guo Jia gave up his extravagant hopes, so he had something to eat.
When Guo Jia came back to his senses and was about to continue eating, he found that the wine and food on the table were gone.
When Xu Chu was talking to Guo Jia in Xu Huang, he felt that his stomach was a little hungry, so he didn't wait for Guo Jia and Xu Huang to start eating by himself. Xu Chu had a large stomach, and the dishes on the table were eaten after a while.
Xu Huang and Guo Jia could only look at Xu Chu with the eyes of a monster.
The honest Xu Chu didn't think too much about it, he ordered the soldiers to bring some more things.
"Zhongkang, you haven't eaten today?" Xu Huang asked.
Xu Chu touched his head and said, "I ate the rice, but I was eight minutes full, and I felt a little hungry at this hour." ”
Guo Jia trembled a little, he saw Xu Chu eating with his own eyes, and the food was the weight of four people, which was only eight points full, this was simply a rice bucket.
Xu Huang felt that it was nothing. The most important thing for people who practice martial arts is to have energy supplements, and they need a lot of meat and other foods. Xu Chu eats a lot, but his strength is also strong. In terms of strength, the entire Cao Army currently can't find a person who can be compared with Xu Chu. Xu Huang even thinks that Xu Chu's strength can be compared to Liu Jun's Lu Bu and Dian Wei.
The soldiers immediately put new food on Xu Chu, and Xu Chu ate a plate of food at once.
This speed shocked Guo Jia and Xu Huang, what an amazing eating speed.
"Strategist, Gongming, do you want to eat some?" Xu Chu found that Xu Huang and Guo Jia were looking at him, and only then did he remember that these two had not eaten anything.
"No need, you can eat." Xu Huang and Guo Jia said in unison.
They were in the mood to eat, but when they saw Xu Chu's eating appearance, they had no appetite.
There was a banquet on the city wall of Ruyin, but Ma Chao outside the city didn't see it. If he saw it, he would probably be furious.
Ma Chao scolded, but he didn't see Cao Cao's figure, and he already knew in his heart that Cao Cao didn't plan to come out.
"The hateful Cao Cao actually became a shrinking turtle!" Ma Chao said indignantly.
Ma Chao's subordinate Yang Qiu said, "Lord, it is estimated that Cao Cao will not come out, what should we do now?" Is it a forcible siege? ”
"Siege? That's looking for death! Have you seen it, the archers who have been prepared on the city wall of Ruyin, let's not talk about attacking the city now, even if it is close to a certain distance, Cao Jun's feather arrows will cause us heavy losses. We Xiliang men can't sacrifice in vain! The task given to us by the general is to harass, and we can't go to attack the city. Besides, we are mainly cavalry, and the siege is too much of a loss. Ma Chao scolded Yang Qiu and took this opportunity to explain to Yang Qiu.
"So what are we going to do? Can't you just stand here? The subordinates looked at General Lu before setting off just now, as if they were preparing to see our jokes. If we come out without any achievements, won't we let others see the joke? Yang Qiu's eyesight was much stronger than Ma Chao's, and he could see the bad water in Lu Bu's heart at a glance.
Ma Chao's eyes widened, and after carefully recalling it, it was really just like what Yang Qiu said, Lu Bu's eyes before Ma Chao set off, as if he was waiting to see a good show.
"Okay, you Lu Fengxian, if you dare to love, you just wait to see my jokes. I'm not done with you! Ma Chao scolded resentfully in his heart.
But Ma Chao was unmoved on his face, and reprimanded Yang Qiu and said, "Don't say these nonsense words. I have a deep brotherhood with Fengxian, how can you talk nonsense, don't talk about it in the future. ”
Yang Qiu nodded, knowing that his identity shouldn't say this, but he still didn't know what to do next?
Ma Chao ordered directly at Yang Qiu: "Give the iron horn to the general!" Find a few people who have a loud voice and lack of morality, and give Ben a good greeting to Cao Mengde. ”
As soon as Ma Chao said this, Yang Qiu understood, thinking that the lord was still smart.
So, Ma Chao found more than 20 soldiers with loud voices, all of whom were holding big iron horns in their hands and facing the Ruyin City Wall.
Cao Jun's soldiers have seen this thing, and the small design can actually expand the words, which is really amazing.
Yang Qiu said to these soldiers, "Listen to it, whatever words lack virtue will be pulled on Cao Cao!" Say it with all your might, one after the other, don't mess around, understand? ”
"Yes!" People in the army are normal for them to use foul language, and these soldiers are even more masters of foul language and swearing, and now is the time for them to behave.
"Cao Mengde, you sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked idiot, you gave it to me. Isn't it like your ancestors, it's a thing with no birds underneath? If it's true, there is still a shortage of permanent attendants in His Majesty's palace, Cao Mengde, you just went to apply. ”
This is relatively civilized.
"Cao Cao, how did I hear that your daughters-in-law are second-hand. Isn't this a bit abnormal? None of your sons are like you, and it is estimated that ten of them are not your species. You're really good boy. actually raised a son for someone else for nothing, and I helped you without supporting the wall. ”
This is to start with some of Cao Cao's abilities.
"Cao Cao, your grandfather, I am interested in you and Neng, you hurry up and come out and wash your buttocks! Your grandfather is going to make you feel good today. ”
It is also normal for the military to have some special hobbies.
"Cao Mengde, I heard my father say that my father and your mother have known each other for a long time, and they had a love affair between fish and water, and then the pearl fetus was secretly knotted. Before my father died, I had asked me to remember that after I found you, I would recognize you. Come out quickly, follow me home, and confess your fathers and return to your fathers. ”
Hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated, and they say so civilly when greeting other people's mothers.
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(Tianjin)