Chapter 1381: Explosive Waist Flower
"Trick up! Go your own way, let others do it, and don't be afraid of falling into the pit and falling into your head! β
The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an's back, gritted her teeth, and said hatefully.
She won't admit that Zhu Ping'an's upright posture, swaggering back, and not looking back, and indeed interpreted what he said with practical actions, "Stand straight, walk right, go your own way, let others say it......", because if she admits it, wouldn't it prove that she really wants to eat walnuts to replenish her brain? !
The nerd just turned around and left, how can there be so many meanings, it's clear that he is playing tricks!
That's right, it's he who is playing tricks! It's just to be sarcastic that your head is not enough, and you need to eat walnuts to make up for it.
The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an's back, gritted her teeth with hatred, and really wanted to fly a dagger and poke him in the ass.
"Go your own way and let others do the talking......"
The little girl of the bun read it silently, and she didn't know how to do it, my uncle's words sounded simple, but the philosophy was very deep, and it was a little domineering, and I felt that my uncle's back was shining.
In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Zhu Ping'an got up early to wash, and after washing, Hua'er had already prepared breakfast.
Millet porridge with red dates and lotus seeds, tofu with shallots, cold side dishes, pickled cucumbers, fried dumplings, fried eggs......
The match is very good, the color and flavor are complete, it looks very delicious, and the craftsmanship of painting has really grown recently.
"The hot waist flower is coming."
As soon as Zhu Ping'an sat down, he heard the sound of the demon girl Ruonan dragging the tail note of serving, and a plate of freshly cooked hot kidney flowers was served on the table.
Hot waist flowers?!
whatareyou what?! The hot waist flower is so greasy, don't you think it's a little out of place with breakfast?! Zhu Ping'an saw the hot waist flower brought by the demon girl Ruonan, and couldn't help but pull the corners of his lips.
"Giggle...... Why is the old man stunned, eat more kidney flowers. The demon girl Ruonan giggled, and diligently stretched out her slender jade hand to Zhu Ping'an, and put a chopstick hot waist flower for Zhu Ping'an, and put it on the plate in front of Zhu Ping'an.
Zhu Ping'an was stunned for a moment, the demon girl took the wrong medicine early in the morning, right?! Why are you so attentive all of a sudden?!
"Giggles, don't just look at me, sir, eat kidney flowers." The demon girl Ruonan giggled and blinked, "Didn't the master say last night, make up for the shape with the form, eat more waist flowers, make up for it well, and wait for the master to go to the slender waist building, so that he has the strength to fight with the little goblins in the thin waist building for three hundred rounds." β
I'll go! Woman, you can really hold grudges! This is revenge for making a joke yesterday to let her eat more walnuts to replenish her brain,
Uh, looking at the dark circles under your eyes, you can't have a grudge for a night and you haven't slept yet?!
Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon girl Ruonan speechlessly, and the demon girl Ruonan smiled brightly at the moment, quite a kind of comfort of revenge.
"Childish ......" Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth and commented.
"You're naΓ―ve!" The demon girl gritted her teeth.
Halfway through breakfast, the demon girl Ruonan said "finished eating" and put down her chopsticks and went back to the room.
Zhu Ping'an looked up in surprise at the demon girl Ruonan who twisted her ass and went back to the house, this thing looks slim, but it is actually a rice bucket level, and the amount of food is very large every time you eat, why do you eat so little today? !
Could it be that her relatives come every month?! Causing her to have a bad appetite and a poor appetite?!
"Master, when are we leaving?"
Zhu Ping'an finished breakfast and was about to get up, when he heard a hoarse voice behind him.
"I'll go!"
Zhu Ping'an was startled, who is it? Do you walk silently?! When I turned around, I saw a demon girl dressed as a man.
"I'm going now, you don't go." Zhu Ping'an glanced at her and said lightly.
"Why?! Doesn't I look like a man?! Where are the flaws, you point them out to me?! β
The demon girl Ruonan tugged on Zhu Ping'an's sleeve and gritted her teeth.
"Take a chestnut ......" Zhu Ping'an, in order to dispel the idea of the demon girl Ruo Men going together, looked the demon girl Ruo Nan up and down with the spirit of picking bones in the egg, uh, the technique of this woman dressing up as a man has improved a lot, at first glance, I really can't find a flaw, I don't know what cosmetics to use, the face shape is also angular and angular, the complexion is also a lot darker, and even there is a fake mustache on the lips.
But......
Zhu Ping'an approached the demon girl Ruonan and sniffed hard, the demon girl Ruonan was startled, took a step back, glared at Zhu Ping'an hard, and the dagger suddenly appeared in her palm, "You astringent wolf, show your tail again." β
"You have persecution paranoia, right?" Zhu Ping'an glanced at the demon girl Ruonan and said lightly.
"Bastard! You are rude to Aunt Ben, and you even say that I have some kind of persecution paranoia?! β
The demon girl Ruonan was cold, and the dagger in her hand couldn't help but want to poke Zhu Ping'an's several transparent holes.
"You asked for it." Zhu Ping'an spread his hands innocently.
"Bastard, you dare not admit it! You were rude to Aunt Ben, and you even put the blame on me, as a victim, and said that I asked for it?! You upside-down dog officer! β
When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, the cold air emanating from her body almost froze Zhu Ping'an, and the dagger in her hand was even more coveted at Zhu Ping'an, trembling slightly, eager to try, and the cold voice overflowed from between her teeth.
"You asked me to point out the flaws." Zhu Ping'an raised his hands innocently, and then shrugged his shoulders, "The smell is the biggest flaw in your body, you have a unique fragrance on your body, you can smell it when you get closer." In addition, your face shape is still feminine, your eyebrows are too delicate, you can see the traces of the acquired repair at a glance, and your palms are too slender and clean, well, your neck has no Adam's apple, in addition, I'm not teasing you, I'm just pointing out the flaws, don't you think your ass is a little too warped...... There are too many flaws in this way, and the barracks are full of bloody sons, as the saying goes, after three years in the army, the sow is a sable cicada...... If you follow like this, it's like a spark falling on gunpowder......"
It's not easy to push forward, but it's not difficult to push back after knowing the answer, Zhu Ping'an knows that if a demon girl is a man dressed as a woman, it will be relatively easy to find flaws, and he has found several places in a short time.
"Dognose bastard, where are you looking!"
The demon girl Ruonan became more and more red-faced, especially when she heard Zhu Ping'an say that her ass was too warped, she was even more blushing and about to drip blood, and finally glared at Zhu Ping'an through gritted teeth, scolded and returned to the room, not mentioning going to Zhenwu Camp with Zhu Ping'an.
"I'm leaving." Zhu Ping'an shrugged his shoulders innocently, said a word to the stunned painting, and went out.