Chapter 1380 If a man or a girl, eat more walnuts
"Sister Hua'er, you see, he is silent, he must have been exposed by me and was speechless."
The demon girl Ruonan stretched out her slender jade finger and pointed at the speechless Zhu Ping'an, turned her head and said to the painting on the side.
looks like an old yin and yang!
"No, my uncle never goes to that kind of pickled place." The painting is unmoved.
"I don't know my heart if I know people, I don't know my heart, he will report to you when he goes to that kind of place, it's all secret. How can there be a cat in this world that doesn't steal fish, men are all virtuous, eating Wanli ......"
The demon girl Ruonan did her best to slander and sow discord, and poured basins of dirty water on Zhu Ping'an.
"Uncle is not."
Hua'er shook her head, although the demon girl Ruonan tried her best to discredit Zhu Ping'an, but Hua'er still believed Zhu Ping'an.
"Painting, I inquired, the slender waist building is the most famous happy field in Yingtianfu, the gold cave, the girls in it are as beautiful as flowers, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, if it weren't for spending money like running water, which stinky men would like to live in it. However, it is said that the girls in it admire talents the most, and if they can write a good poem, the girls in it will be upside down. Tsk, although your uncle is long and ugly, I have to admit that he still has some talent, especially the youngest champion of the Ming Dynasty...... Red sleeves add fragrance, beautiful women warm the bed, can hug the beauty, and don't have to spend silver, what man do you say can resist this temptation? Just like this moment of preserves, if you can eat it for free without spending money, who do you say will not eat it? ”
The demon girl Ruonan said with a final note, stretched out her slender jade hand and pinched a candied fruit, shook it in front of the painting, and then put it in her red lips.
"Uncle, I won't." The painting is unmoved.
"Hehe, Ruo boy and girl, you said so much, do you want to go to the barracks with me to supervise it?"
Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth, revealing a chuckle.
"Ahem, yes, I'll go with you tomorrow and see where you go." The demon girl Wakao coughed and blinked.
Zhu Ping'an smiled at the demon girl Ruonan, and said firmly, "Don't think about it, it's impossible!" ”
"Why?! Don't you dare, you're weak-hearted, aren't you?! The demon girl Wakanan snorted.
"The barracks are important and women are not allowed to enter." Zhu Ping'an shook his head.
"I can dress as a man." The demon girl Ruonan blinked, "You want to go to the Slender Waist Building, right?" That's why they didn't dare to let me follow. ”
"Your men's clothes are full of flaws, and they were seen last time." Zhu Ping'an pursed his lips.
"Not this time." The demon girl Ruonan said confidently.
Last time, she went to Miao Ying safely with the master, and was seen through by Mrs. Yilan in women's pretending to be men, and after coming back, she summed up her mistakes and raised the level of women's pretending to be men to a higher level, and she was confident that she would never be recognized again.
"Don't think about it, I won't take you there." Zhu Ping'an shook his head and said without negotiation.
"Zhu Ping'an, you must be going to the slender waist building tomorrow, so you refuse to take me." The demon girl is like a man.
"It's useless to stir up generals." Zhu Ping'an shrugged.
"Zhu Ping'an, are you weak-hearted...... "The demon girl Ruo Nan did not relent.
Zhu Ping'an didn't bother to pay attention to her, got up and walked towards the study, leaving the demon girl Ruonan with a back.
"Look, painting, he ran away, and he didn't dare to answer." The demon girl Ruonan pointed to Zhu Ping'an's back and said to the painting.
"I've already answered." Zhu Ping'an, who walked to the door, paused, turned his head to look at the demon girl Ruonan and pulled the corners of his mouth.
"Giggle...... Seeing that there is no painting, this is your uncle, talking nonsense with his eyes open, he obviously didn't say a word, but he said that he answered...... Tsk, he said he would go to the barracks tomorrow, do you still believe it? ”
The demon girl Ruonan giggled, thinking that she had caught Zhu Ping'an's flaw, and lost no time in saying to the painting.
"If you are a man or girl, don't just eat preserves, there are walnuts on the table, crush them yourself, eat a few more......"
Zhu Ping'an stood at the door and smiled slightly, stretched out his finger and pointed to the snack plate in the hand of the demon girl Ruonan.
"What?! I caught you by the tail and started pleasing me?! The demon girl Ruo Nu chuckled.
"No, make up for the form with the form, eat more walnuts, you can replenish the brain......" Zhu Ping'an pointed to the walnuts on the table, and then pointed to his head.
"What consciousness?! You mean I'm stupid?! ”
The demon girl Ruonan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, and suddenly felt cold, and stared at Zhu Ping'an with a pair of eyes, as if she wanted to stare at two holes in Zhu Ping'an's body.
"What do you say, I have already answered you, but you don't know ......" Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his lips downward, bending an arc.
"Zhu Ping'an! You are a typical person who talks nonsense with your eyes open, pointing to a deer as a horse, reversing black and white, and Zhu Bajie beats a rake upside down......" The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth and looked at Zhu Ping'an, her anger rose, "Grandma is not deaf, you obviously didn't say a word, where did you answer me?!" ”
"Painting, you said, did you hear him just now?!" The demon girl Ruonan pulled the painting over for verification.
"Painting, don't speak with your conscience, you say with your conscience." The demon girl Ruonan took the hand of the painting and put it on the chest of the painting, and asked the painting to answer with a conscience, not to blatantly favor Zhu Ping'an.
Ahem, a little jealous......
At this moment, a thought appeared in the heart of the demon girl Ruonan......
Before the painting could speak, Zhu Ping'an spoke, he looked at the demon girl Ruonan shrugged her shoulders, the curvature of the corners of her mouth became even worse, and said with a smile, "So, if you are a boy and girl, you should eat walnuts to make up for it." ”
"You should eat walnuts to replenish your brain!" The demon girl Ruonan glared at Zhu Ping'an hard, and the cold air was overwhelming.
Do you have to open your mouth to answer? I've already given you the answer with my actions. Zhu Ping'an tugged at the corners of his mouth.
"Action?! What action?! You just walked over just now......" When the demon girl Ruonan heard Zhu Ping'an's words, she couldn't help but be stunned, her face was dazed, and she couldn't get Zhu Ping'an's meaning at all.
"So, if you are a boy or a girl, eat a few more walnuts every day." Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth and said.
Syllable!
The demon girl Ruonan was covered in cold, and reached out to slap it, not only smashing the walnuts, but also smashing the plate containing the walnuts.
However, Zhu Ping'an didn't even blink his eyelids, and he was almost immune to such a threatening behavior of the demon girl Ruonan.
"Zhu Ping'an, what do you mean?! If you don't make it clear, I'll smash your head like a walnut. ”
The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth and threatened.
Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon girl Ruonan and smiled, ignoring the threat of the demon girl Ruonan, holding his hands behind his back, and turned to leave.
When the demon girl Ruonan was about to explode, Zhu Ping'an's voice came, "Look at it, this is my answer, I, Zhu Ping'an, stand up straight, walk right, go my own way, let others say it......"