Chapter 1360: No Die
"The imperial examination was originally for the national selection of pillars, but it was based on the eight-strand text as the selection criterion, and the eight-strand was used to select scholars, what kind of scholars were taken? ! Absurd, absurd...... Ridiculous, ridiculous......"
After the greasy fat man was embarrassed, he picked up the wine jug and poured himself a drink, and said emotionally, indignant at the eight shares.
Zhu Ping'an listened to the greasy fat man's words, nodded slightly, he agreed with the fat man's words.
The imperial examination is definitely a historical progress and political correctness, but the method of taking scholars from the eight strands is a reversal of history.
Bagu Wen is a kind of word game, although it can select a part of the talented and agile people, but more of a nerd who is detached from reality, modern analysis of Bagu is very thorough, Bagu restricts people's thoughts, restricts people's freedom of thought...... I won't say much here.
"Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam, and you said that you want to be lifted ......," Liu Dadao sneered.
"The reality is such a fuck, I can only take off my pants ......" the greasy fat man said, spitting a mouthful of phlegm on the ground, and then stepped on the chair with one foot, tilted his head arrogantly and snuggled his chin at Zhu Ping'an, and asked with the smell of alcohol, "Hey, have you participated in the imperial examination?" ”
Zhu Ping'an nodded.
"Since you've played in the end, you should know what kind of virtue the Eight Shares Takeshi is, right?" The greasy fat man said to Zhu Ping'an.
Zhu Ping'an nodded, "I know a little bit about it." ”
"I'm telling you, the eight-strand is a piece of shit!" The greasy fat man talked about the eight-share taker, not the ordinary excitement, after spurning the eight-strand taker, the greasy fat man said to Zhu Ping'an, "The first time I participated in the township test, the topic was 'the original soil, the Que Party boy will die'. ”
Speaking of this, the greasy fat man paused, looked sideways at Zhu Ping'an, and asked, "Do you know what this question is?" ”
"This title is a truncated title, and 'Yuan Soil Yi Qi' is from the twelfth chapter of the Analects of Confucius. The son said: 'Young but not grandchildren, long and unspoken, old and not dead, is a thief.' He struck his shin with his rod. ’; The Que Dang Boy will be ordered from the "Analects of the Constitution Chapter 44" 'The Que Dang Boy will be killed. Or ask, 'What is the beneficiary?' Zi said: "I am in a position, and I see that he is parallel to Mr.." Those who are not seeking benefits are also those who want to achieve quick results. Zhu Ping'an replied.
The questions in the imperial examination are all selected from the words and sentences in the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics are only tens of thousands of words. In order to avoid repeating the questions and affecting fairness, this kind of topic of fragmenting the scriptures and patching together the grafting came into being. To make this kind of eight strands, you need to quickly find the source of the plausible sentence, and then solve the question.
After arriving in the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Ping'an made great efforts to enter the eight-strand text, whether it was the Four Books and Five Classics, or the Baguwen, the familiar could not be more familiar. This interception is just pediatric.
"Huh? Yes, you're entitled to listen to me. The greasy fat man was a little surprised, but he didn't expect the rich boy on the other side to solve the problem so quickly, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Heh, you're really ashamed!" Liu Dadao listened to the words of the greasy fat man and couldn't help but sigh. You are a talent, you actually took the top test, and said to the champion that you are qualified to listen to me!
"As for you, that's playing the piano to the cow......" The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin.
Liu Dadao replied hehe.
"Do you know how I solved the problem and wrote the essay?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head, I really don't know this.
"The original Marquis, the master kowtowed to his head with a rod, the original three souls were insignificant, the seven spirits were boundless, and a gust of wind turned into a boy of the Quedang." After pouring himself a drink, the greasy fat man got up from his seat and read aloud in a low voice.
"Wonderful, wonderful!" When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't help but high-five and admire, "Such a strange text, how can you not be hit?!" ”
"If only the examiner's eyes were the same as yours." The greasy fat man slumped in his chair.
"It shouldn't be. Such a strange article, can you not win, who was the examiner at that time? Zhu Ping'an was puzzled.
"The examiner's name at that time was Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man mentioned the examiner's name, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth.
"Lin Moyu?! No way?! Zhu Ping'an silently read the name, and soon had an impression, but in the impression that Lin Moyu's comments were okay, he had a lot of persuasion to study after the end of school, and he was not a random person.
"How could it not!" The greasy fat man thought of the past, and his emotions were very excited, he reached out and tore off another lame leg from the table, and took a bite hard, as if he was gnawing Lin Moyu's meat.
"Does Examiner Lin have any comments?" Zhu Ping'an asked.
"This old pedant thinks my article is too short, and criticizes me for 'the article is too short and thick-skinned, and the ranking is behind Sun Shan.'" The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, and his fat face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
Zhu Ping'an listened to Examiner Lin's comments on the fat man and frowned slightly.
The article is shorter, but the condensed essence is the essence, and in addition, what the hell is the "thick-skinned" in the comments of the examiner Lin. But if you read the article, how can you see that you are thick-skinned? You can't just say that people are thick-skinned because their parents are fat, right? Examiner Lin's comment is inevitably a bit child's play, which is a little inconsistent with the public's perception of Examiner Lin's personality, Zhu Ping'an couldn't figure it out for a while.
It shouldn't be that simple, right?
So, Zhu Ping'an looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why does Examiner Lin comment on 'thick-skinned'?" What is the misunderstanding? ”
"What's the misunderstanding, it's that he's blind and jealous, and can't appreciate my masterpieces and paintings......"
The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.
"I can't appreciate your masterpieces and ...... Wait, Brother Hu, what did you just say, paintings?! ”
Zhu Ping'an listened to it and felt that it was wrong, you claim that there is nothing wrong with the masterpiece, but what the hell is the painting?!
"Oh, the exam questions are so easy and casual, I picked up the pen and did it overnight, and I had a lot of time left to do, so I drew a picture after the exam paper......" The greasy fat man said disapprovingly.
What the?! You drew a picture after the exam paper?!
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he was stunned, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time, except for the sentence "no for nodiewhyyoutry", he really didn't know what to say.
This is the imperial examination, dear, not a playhouse, can you be serious, you draw a picture behind the test paper, isn't this death!
You're marking the exam paper! The picture on the test paper is your test paper. Theoretically, you're cheating. If you do this, the king of heaven will come, and he will not dare to admit you. Fraud in the imperial examination is to shake the foundation of the rule, which is a felony among the felonies of any feudal dynasty, if the examiner dares to admit you, then he will not only lose his career, but also his head.