Hearing the "feat" of the greasy fat man's examination paper painting, Zhu Ping'an couldn't calm down for a long time, unable to understand the miraculous brain circuit of the greasy fat man.

"What did you paint?" Liu Dadao asked curiously.

"I drew an offering table, lit three pillars of incense, and wore a lifting clothes to worship my ancestors at home and told my ancestors the news of my lifting......" The greasy fat man stretched out his oily fingers, removed a few dishes, and sketched them on the table, and soon presented the paintings he made at that time on the table simply but vividly.

The fat man's self-portrait is really an image, a few simple strokes, but the fat man's own spirit is all given to it, dressed in a lifting suit, holding three pillars of incense, and worshipping the ancestors in front of the offering table in high spirits.

Why does Examiner Lin comment that the article is too short and thick-skinned, so far, Zhu Ping'an completely understands.

Before you finished the exam, you drew a picture of yourself in the middle of the sacrifice to your ancestors, no wonder the examiner said that your article is short and thick-skinned...... It is estimated that when Examiner Lin saw your exam papers and paintings at that time, what came to mind was Zhuge Liang's sentence scolding Wang Lang: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”

You really deserve the name of a genius, and what you do is incredible, and ordinary people will never understand it.

"This painting has both form and spirit, how wonderful, Lin Lao is pedantic to the extreme! I don't know how to appreciate! The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.

Zhu Ping'an couldn't cry or laugh, and was about to give the fat man a science about the taboo matters of the imperial examination, when he heard the greasy fat man laugh.

"Brother Hu, why are you laughing?" Zhu Ping'an asked.

"Hahaha...... You said that it was a coincidence, a few years later, in another township examination, I actually met Lin Lao as the chief examiner again. Don't you think my article is too short? Who wouldn't have a long article. This time, I'm going to write a long article for you. So I'm ahhhhhh......h Not only did I write the test paper full, but I also wrote all the tables and chairs, and when I finally handed in the papers, I carried the table and chair and handed them in together, didn't you see it, the old pedant had a green face at that time......

The greasy fat man said with a smile, especially when he said that Examiner Lin's face was green, and he was even more high enough to take off.

The corners of Zhu Ping'an's mouth twitched...... You're really a talent!

"Brother Hu, do you know the taboo of the imperial examination?" Zhu Ping'an looked at the greasy fat man helplessly.

"Yes, yes." The greasy fat man nodded.

"Then why are you ......," Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.

"When the excitement arises, why suppress it, I am such a man." The greasy fat man straightened his chest and said with a blank expression.

Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a moment. How are you like this, how can you be lifted?!

"Of course, later, I was still depressed, and I didn't do anything like this again." The greasy fat man sighed.

When Zhu Ping'an heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched again, expressing his disbelief in the fat man's words, the nature of the country is easy to change, and it is difficult to change. Fat man, although you are not so detached in behavior, no longer draw on the test paper and write on the table, but you must still jump out of the eight-strand answer sheet of the imperial examination and carry private goods......

The eight-share exam takes questions in the Four Books and Five Classics, and the content should also imitate the tone of the ancients, speak on behalf of the saints, and it is absolutely not allowed to play freely, and there can be no deviations from the scriptures, and there can be no views that violate the righteousness of the saints and are inconsistent with the saints, otherwise it is inevitable that the name will fall to Sun Mountain.

The fat man is a genius, his thoughts are beyond this era, and his temperament is like this, it is too difficult to let him not carry private goods. However, if this one problem is not changed, it will be difficult to get to the sky if you want to be lifted! Unless all the examiners are cleared and you have a green light all the way, you are a mid-lift insulator.

"Brother Hu, in the imperial examination, the composition of the eight strands pays attention to following the words of the sage......" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but remind.

"Surely what the saint says is right?" The greasy fat man turned his head, looked at Zhu Ping'an, and asked his soul, "Zhu Zi, is the words of the saint they annotated necessarily the meaning of the saint?" ”

Question the saint, question Zhu Xi!

You really have a lot of ideas, and your thoughts are beyond the vast majority of people in this era. It is true that the saint is not necessarily right, and Zhu Zi's annotation is not necessarily what the saint wants to express, but ......

However, if you want to pass the imperial examination, you have to acquiesce to him, and the default Zhu Zi's annotation is what the sage wants to express.

This is the imperial examination correct.

"Brother Hu, the words of the sage are not necessarily correct, and Zhu Zi's annotations are not necessarily the meaning of the sage." Zhu Ping'an replied, and then reminded the fat man, "However, if Brother Hu wants to pass the imperial examination, he must acquiesce to the words of the sage, and Zhu Zi's comment is the meaning of the sage.... The point of view of the text is the same as that of Zhu Zi, and it cannot be contrary to ......"

"You have gone one step more than don't, but unfortunately you are still a layman, alas, it is easy to get a daughter, and it is difficult to find a confidant."

The greasy fat man listened to Zhu Ping'an's words, his eyes lit up and darkened, he shook his head in disappointment and sighed.

Belch......

I'm a layman?!

Do you know capitalism? Do you know Marxism-Leninism? Do you know materialism and dialectics? Do you know philosophy? Do you know the theory of relativity? Do you know physical chemistry? You know......

Hehe, believe it or not, if I pick one out and tell you about it, I can scare you to death here.

Hearing the fat man say that he was a layman, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth.

"Alas, the world is so big, there are mountains and seas of people, my confidant, where are you?! It's really lonely like snow...... This world is really getting less and less lovely. The greasy fat man touched the grease stains on the corner of his mouth, and sighed abruptly, like a lonely beast abandoned in the corner,

"Your confidant, I know one." Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but say when he saw the fat man's lost appearance.

"Oh, who? What qualifications does he have to be my confidant? The greasy fat man asked curiously and disbelievingly.

"This person believes in gold, celebrity Rui, and the word is a holy sigh." Zhu Ping'an replied.

"Jin Shengsigh?! The sigh of the saint? This person's name is kind of interesting, it's not your nonsense, right?! ”

The greasy fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an with burning eyes and said suspiciously.

"Jin Shengsigh, real people, not my nonsense." Zhu Ping'an looked at the greasy fat man calmly, because Jin Shengxian was indeed a real person, but the age was more than 100 years later in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties.

Seeing the calmness and firmness in Zhu Ping'an's eyes, the greasy fat man believed that there was indeed a person like Jin Shengsi.

"Even if there is such a person as Jin Shengsi, how is he qualified to call me a confidant?" The greasy fat man shrugged his shoulders and said.

The greasy fat man was very skeptical. In his opinion, his confidant in this world may not have been born yet, because at least so far, he has not met one, let alone one, even half of it. Therefore, the greasy fat man didn't have much expectation for the Jin Shengsi that Zhu Ping'an said.