Chapter 702: Fun Facts by the River
It is undeniable that Zhang Qiang's view is also the most common view in Datang today.
Although, they are used to the victories brought to them by His Second Highness Li Shimin!
But when facing Luoyang, facing this hard-nosed bone that can be called the most difficult to gnaw in history, even the most blindly optimistic people began to become silent.
After all, in their eyes, Li Shimin is a man, not a god!
Everyone is drunk alone, and I don't feel very good when I wake up alone!
Especially Xiao Han, who already knows the result, but can't say anything to anyone, this feeling is especially sad!
Looking at Zhang Qiang with a worried face in front of him, Xiao Han wanted to confide in him several times, but when he thought of the possible consequences, he could only smile bitterly and shake his head!
"What, what else do you think?" Zhang Qiang saw Xiao Han's wry smile, and couldn't help frowning and asking him.
Xiao Han still shook his head, sighed and said, "No, but I believe in King Qin!" ”
Zhang Qiang smiled when he heard this, he didn't pay attention to Xiao Han's words!
In his mind, this is just Xiao Han's inexplicable trust in Xiao Lizi, it can't be true!
"Don't believe it, I feel like this battle is going to be fought for a long time! And we're going to win, and we're going to win big! ”
Seeing Zhang Qiang's indifferent appearance, Xiao Han thought about it, and decided to reveal a little bit of tone to remind him once.
"What do you mean? Have you consulted Yuan Tianshi? Hearing Xiao Han say this, Zhang Qiang finally cared, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he almost choked Xiao Han to death.
"Ahem, what do you think? I don't have anything to do with it! Glaring at Zhang Qiang fiercely, Xiao Han scolded angrily!
Yuan Tianshi? When he didn't see a real person, he was really in awe of him! But since he dealt with him, this guy instantly fell from the status of a master in the world to a charlatan in Xiao Han's mind!
Don't say anything else, let's just say that when I was celebrating the New Year last year, I gave them exactly the same New Year's gift!
As a result, other people's homes have been rewarded with gold and silver treasures! This bull-nosed old man only sent Li Rong to carry a few books! Put it on the table and say that this is their secret that they don't pass on! Then eat and drink together, and dare to pack it when it's over!
Of course, if those books are really rare books, Xiao Han also recognizes them, at least they are worth money, aren't they? But when he opened the book, he almost didn't have a crooked nose on the spot!
What's the secret of this? There are places in the book where the ink isn't even dry!
Looking at what is written in it again, Xiao Han's nose is angry again!
Isn't this the Journey to the West he once talked about?!
And this story has been changed, it is simply unrecognizable!
The obscene and weak side of Taoism has all been replaced by Buddhism, and even the four masters and apprentices have become Taoists!
Can you imagine the Monkey King with two Taoist buns? Can you imagine Tang Seng holding the dust? If you can imagine these, you can't even imagine the thin and dusty Zhu Bajie to death!
In other words, Zhu Bajie, who doesn't have a fat head and big ears, can he still be called Zhu Bajie?
Zhang Qiang didn't notice Xiao Han's sad and angry expression on his face, but asked strangely: "Didn't ask for immortals?" So how can you be so sure? ”
Xiao Han came back to his senses, waved his hand, and said weakly: "You don't care about this, anyway, you know that this battle is very important to us, and we can't afford to make any mistakes!" It's not like I'm going to the scene for nothing, it's for my own reasons! When I'm gone, you'll need to ......."
The breeze on the river beach was blowing, Xiaodong and Zizi sat together, looking at Xiao Han who was foaming at the mouth of the river and saying something to Zhang Qiang.
As for Zhang Qiang, due to the direction, they clearly saw that the expression on his face was indescribable! And the frequency of pouring wine into the mouth is getting faster and faster!
"Whew... Hungry ......" looked at it for a while, and found that there was nothing to look at, and the stunned man touched his stomach and sat on the ground.
He is the simplest person around Xiao Han! Just follow Xiao Han's orders!
As for why he did this, and what he would do next, that wasn't something he needed to think about.
Xiaodong was trying to listen to Xiao Han's words with his ears bent, but the wind on the river beach was already much stronger than other places! So he, he couldn't hear anything Xiao Han said here.
"If you're hungry, then cook!" Rubbing his face helplessly, Xiaodong, who had been listening for a long time, finally gave up this senseless action, patted his ass and stood up from the ground.
"Cooking? What are we going to eat? ”
As soon as I heard that I was going to cook, I was stunned and immediately came to my senses! quickly got up from the ground and asked Xiaodong in a hurry.
Xiao Dong, who was originally worried that he couldn't hear Xiao Han speak, was worried about it, and when he heard the stunned man chasing his buttocks, he pointed to the river without thinking about it, and said casually: "What to eat?" So close to the water, what do you say to eat? Of course I ate fish! ”
"Eat fish? All right! ”
I didn't hear Xiaodong just ridiculing him at all, and immediately drooled: "The braised fish made at home is delicious, the grilled fish is also good, and the fish soup is delicious!" Hurry up, let's prepare early, Master Hou must be hungry too! ”
When Xiaodong heard this, he almost laughed angrily on the spot! Xiao Han rolled his eyes and said: Hehe, that's good! I'll go prepare the pot, you can hurry up and catch the fish. ”
"Okay! Then hurry up and put the pot up! ”
Unexpectedly, when he heard this, he nodded very happily, and he was about to go to the river, looking at it, it was not like going to catch fish, but like going to the vegetable market to buy fish.
"Hey! It's weird, I still don't believe that he can catch fish! ”
Xiaodong looked at the stunned man who was walking towards the river in confusion, and he didn't go to get the pot anymore, watching how this guy caught fish!
In Xiao Dong's strange eyes, he walked straight to the river in a daze, but when he was about to reach the water's edge, he suddenly made a big turn and walked straight to the two boatmen who had been staying by the river.
And then...... Xiaodong saw a scene that shocked him!
Stunned, he is indeed buying fish, not catching fish!
I didn't know what the two boatmen were muttering, so I took out a few copper coins from my pocket and stuffed them into the two of them.
Then, as if they had been pardoned, the two boatmen jumped into the small boats docked by the river, rowed to the middle of the river and began to cast their nets!
The natural ecology of the Tang Dynasty is really rich! It's useless to have more than two boatmen, just throw three nets!
I harvested a black fish, a grass carp weighing five or six pounds, and a few small miscellaneous fish!
Seeing the two boatmen retract their nets, row back to the shore quickly, and hand over the pile of live fish to the stunned man, Xiaodong can't wait to slap himself!
"Could it be that I've really gotten stupid lately? Can't even keep up with this stunned guy? ”
For the first time in his life, Xiaodong felt that his IQ had been insulted.