Chapter 1357: Nonsense
A table of delicacies, dazzling, greasy and smiling hands bow left and right, and the one who eats is called a satisfaction.
After a storm over, the greasy fat man calmed down the Five Organs Temple, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and a magnetic voice sounded: "It's too boring to eat like this, why don't we do something interesting." ”
Do something fun?!
It's easy to think crookedly with your words, and this sentence is paired with your slightly obscene expression! If it's a girl sitting across from you, you can be sued for harassment!
"What do you think?" Zhu Ping'an asked with a smile.
"Why don't we enforce a liquor order? Each of us says an allusion related to the dish, so that we can eat this dish, otherwise we can't eat the dish, how about it, I don't know if the little brother is interested? ”
The greasy fat man reached out and touched the mustache at the corner of his mouth, looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said with interest.
"Fatty, what kind of heart do you have, I'm a rough man, I don't know a few big characters, how can I enforce the wine order?!" Liu Dadaojue's greasy fat man was targeting him, and he couldn't help glaring at the fat man.
"Hehe, it's so easy. You and your son-in-law are both prosperous and loss-in, and your son-in-law can make a drinking order for you, but if your son-in-law makes a drinking order, both of you can eat it. ”
The greasy fat man smiled.
"Aren't you cheating, if you do one drinking order, my son-in-law has to do two." Liu Dadao said dissatisfied.
"It's okay, it's okay, the lord is as he pleases, and it's rare for a brother to be interested. Naturally, I'm going to be with you. Zhu Ping'an smiled.
"Good. Refreshing, let's start with me, and give the little brother a little time to think. As soon as Zhu Ping'an's words fell, the greasy fat man finalized the drinking order, and started first on the grounds of giving Zhu Ping'an time to think.
"Hehe, Jiang Taigong fishing."
The greasy fat man said, moved the plate of steamed mandarin fish on the table in front of him, smiled and took a big chopstick, deliberately facing Liu Dadao, exaggerated and happy, and the corners of his mouth were oily.
"Eat so much, and I'm not afraid that the fish bones will kill you......" Liu Dadao said with a dark face.
"Mandarin fish has fewer bones and more meat, so you don't have to bother." The greasy fat man chirped and said with a smile.
"Little brother, please." After the greasy fat man stimulated Liu Dadao, he said to Zhu Ping'an with a smile.
"You're welcome to be down there." Zhu Ping'an smiled and nodded, clicked the plum cabbage button meat with chopsticks, and said softly, "Zhang Fei sells meat", and then said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you are a person who practices martial arts, eat more meat." ”
"Thank you, Childe."
After Liu Dadao thanked Zhu Ping'an, he stretched out his chopsticks and picked up five large pieces of meat at once, shook them at the greasy fat man, and then stuffed them into his mouth at once, and the oil and water flowed down from the corners of his mouth visibly with the naked eye.
These five large slices of meat accounted for one-third of a plate, and Liu Dadao's chopsticks went down, and the plate was empty.
Seeing this, the greasy fat man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, this plum vegetable button meat is also one of his favorites.
"Time to steal chickens."
Zhu Ping'an then clicked on the drunken chicken again, said the allusion of Shi Qian stealing the chicken, then clamped a chicken wing, put it in his mouth, and then said to Liu Dadao, "Dadao, you can also taste it, it tastes good." ”
So, Liu Dadao repeated his old tricks, and even took away a large piece of meat on the chicken thighs with a chopstick, and deliberately feasted on the greasy fat man.
"You're not afraid of choking." The greasy fat man couldn't help but sigh.
"Hehe, don't bother, this chicken has a lot of oil and water, and you can't choke on it at all." Liu Dadao said proudly.
The greasy fat man was a little anxious, and if he continued like this, the scumbag on the other side could sweep away a plate in a few bites, so his eyes blinked, stretched out his hands and drew a circle on the table, and said with a smile, "Qin Shi Huang annexed the Six Kingdoms - encroaching on the world, these dishes are all mine, hahaha......"
Liu Dadao was stunned.
"Hehe, admiration, admiration." Zhu Ping'an said with a smile.
"Where, where." The greasy fat man smiled like a flower, and squeezed his eyes at Liu Dadao, "I'm sorry, these dishes are all mine, no matter how big your mouth is, you won't be blessed to enjoy it." ”
"Childe, he ......" Liu Dadao looked confused.
The greasy fat man smiled in front of Liu Dadao, first ate a bite of the plum vegetable button meat that he never forgot, and then took away a big chicken leg, and then sandwiched a drunken shrimp, deliberately making a noise.
"So, I had to ...... Zhao Kuangyin's yellow robe was added to --- stealing the country and becoming the emperor. These dishes are also ours. ”
Zhu Ping'an looked at the greasy fat man with a smile.
The greasy fat man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled and stretched out his thumb to Zhu Ping'an, "Little brother is good, not bad." ”
"Fatty, are these dishes all owned by me and my son, and you can't eat a bite!" Liu Dadao looked at the greasy fat man.
"Ahem......" The greasy fat man couldn't help coughing.
"Hehe, big knife, the drinking order is just for fun. Brother Ren, please ......" Zhu Ping'an said to Liu Dadao with a smile, and then reached out and made a gesture of please to the greasy fat man.
"Hey, my shortcoming is that my heart is too soft-hearted and I won't refuse people, my little brother is so gracious, I can only be disrespectful." The greasy fat man said with a sigh on his face, and then unceremoniously stretched out his chopsticks to eat.
"Oh, if a tree doesn't have bark, it will definitely die, and people don't want to be invincible in the world......" Liu Dadao couldn't help but sarcastically.
The greasy fat man has a super good mentality, and he turns a deaf ear to Liu Dadao's sarcasm, and seems to eat more deliciously.
After pushing the cup and changing the lamp, Zhu Ping'an asked the greasy fat man with a smile, "I haven't asked Brother Ren for his name yet." ”
"It's not worth mentioning a mere name." The greasy fat man was gnawing on the chicken, and when he heard this, he shook the chicken bones and said.
"Hehe, Brother Ren laughed, how can the name be high or low." Zhu Ping'an smiled and shook his head.
"What, fat man, after eating a big meal of my son-in-law, don't you even want to tell your name?"
Liu Dadao glared.
"Why, it's just a name, and it's not a big deal. My surname is Hu, and my single name is a 'Yan'. ”
The fat man looked up from the plate, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said his name.
Nonsense!
Liu Dadao heard the fat man's name, and shook his head in some disappointment, it's not Xu Wei. Seeing that Gongzi invited him to dinner, Liu Dadao still thought in his heart, maybe this fat man was the Xu Wei that Gongzi was looking for, but after listening to the name of the fat man, he found that he was thinking too much, and this fat man was not Xu Wei at all.
"Nonsense......" Zhu Ping'an read softly, couldn't help but pull the corners of his mouth, and showed a smile, "Brother Hu, good name." ”
Nonsense, nonsense, the speaker says, nonsense is not the meaning of nonsense. The name is fake at first sound......