Chapter 1379: Bath Water
Zhu Ping'an said goodbye to the Marquis of Linhuai and Wei Guogong, and went straight back to the Yamen of the Criminal Division, walked around the Yamen, and reported to Lord Zhentai about the situation of Wei Guogong's funding of the militia's military supplies, and applied for the transfer of the officers of the Criminal Division tomorrow to go to Zhenwu Camp with him to receive the military materials funded by Wei Guogong.
With a wave of his hand, he gave Zhu Ping'an an an official document, and the officers of the Criminal Division tomorrow will be under Zhu Ping'an's command.
In the afternoon, Zhu Ping'an returned to the courtyard assigned by the yamen.
"Uncle is back...... Ruonan, what are you still doing stupidly, why don't you go and get washing water for your uncle. ”
The painting is like a diligent little bee, as soon as Zhu Ping'an came back, he walked around Zhu Ping'an, and helped Zhu Ping'an remove the official clothes on his body with his tiptoes, and put on the comfortable clothes he wore at home.
"He's not without hands and feet, why does he always ask me to give him a wash......" The demon girl Ruonan muttered and brought the face wash water, and brought the face wash to Zhu Ping'an with an emotional face, and then said to Zhu Ping'an in a weird way, "Wash your face, my daughter." ”
"You have to be a servant girl, and of course you have to be a servant girl." The painting snorted.
"I am the messenger who oversees him on behalf of the cottage." The demon girl Ruonan corrected.
"Emissary? Isn't the messenger the messenger just for people? The little girl blinked her eyes ignorantly.
After listening to the explanation, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help laughing, this stupid and cute painting is really interesting.
The demon girl Ruonan dug Zhu Ping'an hard, "Hurry up and clean your hands, my daughter." ”
"Thank you, messenger......" Zhu Ping'an washed his hands with the face wash water brought by the demon girl Ruonan, and thanked him with a smile.
The demon girl Ruonan glared at Zhu Ping'an again, gritted her teeth and said, "Hmph, next time I will bring you my footwashing water!" ”
"Bath water?!"
When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows in surprise, why did the demon girl Ruonan suddenly start driving?!
Not to mention feudal antiquity, even in modern times, girls' bath water also has special significance. If you are a husband and wife, between boyfriend and girlfriend, or if your wife or girlfriend takes a bath, you can ask your husband or boyfriend to wash it with bath water. In short, it is a very intimate relationship. As for outsiders, it is absolutely impossible.
Hearing the demon girl Ruonan say that she would bring her bath water next time, how could Zhu Ping'an not be surprised.
It's really not that Zhu Ping'an deliberately molested the demon girl Ruonan, but really heard it as bathwater. Because the demon girl Ruonan said it with her teeth gritted, the words were not very clear, and the pronunciation of the word "foot" was a bit like the word "bath".
"Shameless! Which one said bath water?! ”
The demon girl's pretty face turned red at first, and then she exuded a cold breath all over her body, and she almost didn't put the basin in her hand on Zhu Ping'an's head. The last time this bastard pretended to be drunk and deceived himself into carrying him, this bastard took the opportunity to be dishonest behind his back...... This time, I obviously said that it was foot washing water, but this bastard deliberately said that it was bath water to tease him! This bastard really hit me up with the idea?!
"You said it yourself?!" Zhu Ping'an looked wronged.
"I'm talking about footwash!! Feet, do you understand?! The demon girl Ruonan stomped her foot hard, not only intentionally or unintentionally, but this foot just stepped on Zhu Ping'an's toes.
Zhu Ping'an grinned in pain, but his face was obviously relieved, "Ahem, it turned out to be footwashing water, it scared me." ”
"What do you mean?!"
Seeing Zhu Ping'an's relieved appearance, the demon girl Ruonan understood the meaning, and suddenly became even colder.
This bastard actually dislikes himself!
"I'm not bored." Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.
"Hmph, he looks sanctimonious, but in fact he is a sinister beast in a robe!" The demon girl Ruonan dug Zhu Ping'an's eyes hard and snorted.
"My uncle is a righteous man." The little girl with the bun heard the demon girl Ruonan say again that Zhu Ping'an was a sinister beast in a robe, and couldn't help but stand up again to fight for Zhu Ping'an.
"A gentleman? He? Scold! The demon girl Ruonan sneered, "He is not a decent gentleman." ”
"Uncle is a decent gentleman." The little girl with the bun nodded vigorously and called Zhu Ping'an frantically.
"Ahem, eat, eat." Zhu Ping'an coughed, ending this war without gunpowder.
Of course, the demon girl Ruonan at the dinner table didn't give Zhu Ping'an a good face. In this regard, Zhu Ping'an has become accustomed to it.
"If there is something tomorrow, I won't leave for the time being, and as for whether I can leave the day after tomorrow, I'll wait until tomorrow to see the situation."
Zhu Ping'an said to the painting and the demon girl Ruonan after dinner.
"Okay, uncle, I'll buy some more things tomorrow, Jinshan County is a small place, things are definitely not as good as Yingtian, and there must be no full ...... Yingtian" Hua'er has always supported Zhu Ping'an's decision, and after hearing that Zhu Ping'an is or will not leave tomorrow and will leave the day after tomorrow, he has already begun to think about buying things in his heart.
"Why, I didn't go to the Thin Waist Building last time, I regret it?! This time I'm leaving Yingtian to go to a small county town, and I'm going to a thin waist building before leaving?! Oh, men, they are beasts in robes! ”
The demon girl Ruonan glanced at Zhu Ping'an with a pair of eyes, snorted, and said in a weird manner.
"Huh?! Slim waist building?! The little girl with the bun was clever and looked at Zhu Ping'an nervously.
"What a thin waist building! What do you think, how can I, Zhu Ping'an, be that kind of person! Zhu Ping'an said speechlessly.
"Aren't you?!" The demon girl Ruo Nan rolled her eyes.
"I'm not!" Zhu Ping'an said word by word, and then explained, "Today, Hu Yushi met Wei Guogong after the banquet, and Wei Guogong funded me a batch of military supplies, and I made an appointment to go to Zhenwu Camp tomorrow to receive them." ”
"Heh, who knows if what you said is true or false, tomorrow you will go to the Zhenwu Camp to lead the troops or go to the Thin Waist Building to drink flower wine, who knows......" The demon girl Ruonan shrugged her shoulders, and the yin and yang strange aura said.
"Uncle won't go to the Thin Waist Building." The little girl with the bun glared hard at the demon girl Ruonan.
"Draw a sister, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, if a man can be reliable, the sow can climb the tree......"
The demon girl is like a man, yin and yang, and the strange preaching.
"Where am I going!" Zhu Ping'an pulled the corners of his mouth speechlessly, "If I want to go to the Thin Waist Building, why should I pretend to be drunk last time I was brought to the Punishment Division's reception banquet, wouldn't it be a superfluous move to take off my pants and fart." ”
"It's just that you didn't regret it last time, that's why you want to see it tomorrow." The demon girl Ruo Nan blinked.
Meet your sister!! What logic! Zhu Ping'an was speechless.