Text Chapter 1162 What's wrong with the insulting Sven

Xie Sanjia was so anxious that his face was red and his neck was thick, and he asked Mengge with a white face: "How did you do it?" Didn't you say you would win? How did you lose? Yes? Can you do it? ”

"Hey, this ...... This one...... Who would have thought that Yan Qi would be so perverted. ”

Mengge hung his feet and slumped his chest.

Everything is unexpected.

Who would have thought that Yan Qi would play with the ghost drawing talisman for a while, and he would really put on the Luban lock?

Could it be that the ghost painting talisman attracted the immortals and won the game for Yan Qi.

The immortal is Yan Qi's relative?

Meng Ge was very embarrassed: "Xie Jieyuan, don't worry, there is a second exam, I promise to let Yan Qi lose at this level, you just have to put your heart in your stomach." ”

Xie Sanjia gritted his teeth: "Let me tell you, as long as you can kill Yan Qi and you loot grain at the border this year, I will definitely beg Prime Minister Yang Cheng to open one eye, close one eye, not be held accountable, and let you come and go at will." ”

"Great."

Mengge was extremely happy at the thought of being able to ride a horse and invade the Dahua Frontier at will.

These words were clearly heard by Yan Qi.

Who made this creature's ears smarter than a wolf?

"Okay, dismiss the top three, collude with the Turks, and invade my Dahua frontier, you can also do this kind of transaction? It's really a traitor. ”

Yan Qi stared at Meng Ge.

Thinking that Mengge had killed the talented people just now, and hearing that Mengge was going to invade the Dahua border and loot grain, how could he bear this breath.

"Mengge, you wait, you look good."

Yan Qi's eyes rolled, and he counted it in his heart.

Meng Ge jumped out: "Yan Qi, don't be complacent, let's try the second game now, you, ah, will definitely lose in the second game." ”

Yan Qi rolled his eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, let's draw a line." ”

Mengge shouted loudly: "The first competition is to load the Luban lock, and the second competition is to disassemble the Luban lock." ”

"Huh?"

When the talented people heard this, they suddenly felt that their heads were big.

"Dismantle the Luban lock? How to dismantle? Luban locks are well-known for being able to be installed but not removed. ”

"That is, the tenon and tenon joints are tightly fitted, almost one, and with the assistance of the mechanism, how to disassemble it? It's hard to be strong. ”

"That's right, Mengge's question is indeed too perverted."

……

Chen Qiao looked at Yan Qi, shook his head secretly, and signaled Yan Qi not to accept the offer, and find a reason to prevaricate.

Yan Qi smiled and looked at Mengge: "Seriously? Want to disassemble the Luban lock? ”

Mengge held his head high: "Of course, do you dare?" ”

Yan Qi pouted: "Why don't you dare?" ”

Mengge was emotional: "Let's start dismantling at the same time, whoever completes the dismantling first will win the game." ”

Yan Qi nodded: "No problem, however, I have a request." ”

"What a request."

"Let's exchange, I'll disassemble your Luban lock, you disassemble my Luban lock."

Mengge frowned: "This ......"

Yan Qi sneered: "Don't have the guts? Exactly the same Luban lock, swap it, you don't dare to play? Are you cowardly as a mouse? Or is your Luban lock greasy? ”

Mengge was stirred by Yan Qi, and his heart beat a drum.

Weigh it again:

The two Luban locks are all the same scene, which one is not a reason?

Yan Qi continued to ridicule: "Sure enough, it's a roe deer, he spoke so hard just now, it turned out to be all pretended, I made a slight request, and I was stupid." ”

"You're stupid."

Mengge clenched his fists and hummed: "Okay, just change, when I'm afraid of you?" ”

Yan Qi clapped his hands: "You still have a little guts." ”

There are staff members who exchange Luban locks.

Mengge stared at Lu Ban for a long time, turned over and over, found the joints between the five mortise and tenon joints, took five rockers, inserted them into the joints of the mortise and tenon joints, and smiled playfully at Yan Qi: "Yan Qi, you have been fooled, you have been tricked." ”

Yan Qi asked: "Why am I fooled again, shouldn't you be living in a matter of course?" ”

Mengge was very proud: "The Luban lock is difficult to load, it is even more difficult to disassemble, and the Luban lock can be studied well, but the Luban lock after loading is self-contained, and the organs inside are intertwined, and it is impossible to see it at all, and it is difficult to disassemble it." ”

"However, I have exhausted ten years, studying Luban locks, and I have been familiar with the method of dismantling, I only need to exert force at the same time in these five positions, pry open the mortise and tenon, and all the mortise and tenon joints of Luban locks will be disassembled at the same time. Hehe, Yan Qi, do you regret hearing this news? ”

Yan Qi wasn't so nervous, but those talented and beautiful women complained.

"Oh no, Yan Gongzi was fooled, it's a pity."

"Mengge is really bad, and he actually cheats, which is not fair at all."

"This rule is not good for Yan Qi, and it should be changed."

……

Everyone protested.

Chen Qiao stood up and strongly objected: "Mengge, you have seriously violated the original intention of the Erudite Hongru exam, on behalf of the official, I oppose this exam, I suggest that this competition be cancelled and replaced with another one." ”

Xie Sanjia immediately jumped up and shouted loudly: "The erudite Hongconfucianism exam is bright and serious, how can you change the rules casually?" Chen Qiao, you are just the champion who was defeated by Mengge, what else do you have to change the rules? Is it true that the erudite Hongconfucianism was opened by your family? ”

"You ......" Chen Qiao was speechless when he was refuted by Xie Sanjia.

An Qing squirmed her plump buttocks, and her eyes were full of worry.

She also couldn't sit still, and her buttocks were itching.

"This rule is indeed a bit ......"

Xie Sanjia blurted out: "Miss An Qing, as the main exam, you should respect the exam more, and this is the third level, the assessment of mathematics, it has nothing to do with you, you can only appreciate it, but you have no right to ask about changing the rules, is it possible, do you still want to go beyond the line and confuse the exam?" ”

An Qing's cheeks were crimson, and her chest was swollen and undulating.

Obviously, she was choked by Xie Sanjia's words.

For a moment, I can't think of an excuse to refute.

The situation has become extremely critical.

Yan Qi seemed to be an outsider, looking left and right, laughing.

An Qing stomped her feet anxiously and threw a wink at Yan Qi, full of worry.

Chen Qiao was anxious: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Yan Qi said: "What kind of rules to change, I think this rule is very good, there is no need to change it, there is really no need to change it." ”

"Huh? Don't need to change? ”

An Qing, Chen Qiao, all the students, are all circled.

Even Xie Sanjia and Mengge didn't expect Yan Qi to laugh so freely.

Xie Sanjia snorted: "Yan Qi, it seems that you have given up knowing that you will lose the game, so you are so free and easy." Yan Qi, Yan Qi, you also have today. ”

Yan Qidao: "You understand my mind again?" Are you the roundworm in my stomach that pulled you out when I pooped? Do you want to go back to my belly? The air must be good there, right? ”

Ha ha!

The crowd burst into laughter.

It's too dirty.

Xie Sanjia was half angry, pointed at Yan Qi and shouted: "Insulting Sven, really insulting Sven, Yan Qi, regardless of the occasion, you are full of swearing, you really lose the face of the reader, you are angry with me." ”