Text Chapter 1163 Yuanmu begging for fish and bullshit doesn't work
Yan Qi pouted: "A roundworm, even angry?" If you're angry, you're angry, do I still care about the feelings of a roundworm? β
Xie Sanjia's face was purple and blue, and he spoke incoherently: "You deceive ...... The deception is too much, Mengge, you hurry up and dismantle the Luban lock, let Yan Qi see how powerful we are, and let him know that I am something he can't afford to mess with......"
Yan Qi blurted out: "Roundworms that can't be provoked? β
"You ......" Xie Sanjia is going crazy.
Everyone laughed, and the laughter spread out for two miles.
I know that it is holding an erudite and Confucian department, and those who don't know think that a cross talk conference is being held here.
There's no way, wherever Yan Qi appears, there will be laughter.
This guy is the traffic benchmark.
Mengge was furious: "Yan Qi, you really don't know how to lift, now, I want to remove the Luban lock in the blink of an eye, completely ruining your future." β
Yan Qi dismissed: "You demolished, you demolished, did you dismantle it, did you dismantle it with your mouth?" Just playing with your mouth, I'm really afraid that you will have a low eye. β
Mengge laughed angrily: "You are really arrogant, now, I will let you see how I completed the dismantling of the Luban lock in an instant." Now, please come and witness the miracle, don't blink, don't blink. β
He uses his hands and feet at the same time, pinning four levels, plus a mouth, biting the level.
All five mechanisms are under his control.
"Broken!"
Mengge slammed it hard.
Everyone looked at Mengge and the Luban lock in his hand.
Xie Sanjia yelled: "Tear down, dismantle ......"
Squeak!
The Luban lock shook a few times, making a squeaky sound, the rocker stuck in the mechanism broke, and Mengge's strength had nowhere to go, and it hit Luban lock head-on.
Ah!
Hit a head of bag.
Lu Ban Lock was unharmed and still stood there intact.
hush
When the crowd saw it, they booed.
Yan Qi smiled: "What about witnessing miracles?" Excuse me, where is the miracle? How did I not find out? Mengge, you return my miracle. β
The crowd burst into laughter.
"Mengge, didn't you say that the Luban lock was dismantled in an instant? How long is your moment, it shouldn't be longer than a year, right? β
"You're really fake."
"Giants of bragging, dwarfs of action."
β¦β¦
The crowd scoffed.
Xie Sanjia hurriedly ran over with a white face: "Mengge, how did you do it?" β
Mengge was covered with a bag, bleeding from his forehead, and he couldn't hit it clearly.
He clutched his bleeding head, his face full of depression, disappointment, and doubt.
"Impossible, my method is the only way to dismantle the Luban lock, but how can it not be removed? Bad luck, it must be my bad luck. β
Mengge was not reconciled, and replaced it with a new rocker, which was still inserted in the five mortise and tenon joints.
Use the strength of the milk to pry the rocker.
Click!
The rocker is broken, but the Luban lock is still intact.
"Come ...... again"
Mengge tried three more times, but failed.
Now, Meng Ge was so anxious that he was about to cry.
Xie Sanjia was even more anxious to burn his eyebrows, his facial features were distorted, and he sighed again and again: "It's bad, it's terrible." β
Meng Ge was furious: "Yan Qi, what the hell is going on?" Can you give me an explanation? β
Yan Qi shrugged: "You can't disassemble the Luban lock, but you want me to explain it to you?" You're confused, aren't you? β
Mengge was almost like a sprinkle: "That's right, you have to explain to me, I know the skills by heart, how can I miss?" Impossible, absolutely impossible, you have to give me a reasonable explanation. β
Yan Qi looked at Mengge and smiled meaningfully: "I can't explain, but I can send you a word." β
Meng Ge stared at Yan Qi: "What words?" β
Yan Qi pointed to the two Luban locks: "Now, you know why I want to exchange Luban locks with you, right?" β
When Meng Ge heard this, his body was stunned: "Could it be that the structure of these two Luban locks is different?" β
"Of course!"
Yan Qi had a stinky face: "Do you think that the Luban lock looks exactly the same from the outside, and its internal structure is the same?" You are so naΓ―ve. β
"I have just calculated that there are seven different structures for the Luban lock assembled from three hundred and sixty mortise and tenon joints. And the Luban lock you assembled is just one of the seven structures. Unfortunately, my Luban lock is a different one. β
"But what about you, you actually used the method of dismantling your own Luban lock to disassemble my Luban lock, what is this called? This is called Yuanmu begging for fish, this is called going far from the south, and this is called bullshit. β
Yes!
Listening to Yan Qi's words, Meng Ge felt as if he had been slapped with a dull stick.
There was a rumbling and thunderous rumble in his head, and his body trembled wildly.
Mengge hung his feet and pouted: "How is it possible?" How could this be the case, the Luban lock, which looks exactly the same, has a different internal structure? Play with me, Yan Qi, you actually play with me, you are a demon, you are the worst demon in the world. β
Yan Qi was very proud: "I'm a demon, who am I afraid of?" Now, this demon is also going to dismantle the Luban lock. β
Mengge shouted: "I can't unlock your Luban lock, and you don't want to unlock my Luban lock?" In this game, we are tied. β
"Tie? You are so naΓ―ve. β
Yan Qi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Mengge, and used five rockers to learn Mengge's routine of disassembling the Luban lock just now, which was wooden and sloppy, and inserted in five mortise and tenon joints.
The methods and routines are the same as those of Mengge.
Mengge looked at it, and his angry mouth crooked: "You...... You actually copied my routine, you plagiarized, you plagiarized. β
Yan Qidao: "Plagiarism? Hehe, let me tell you, this is called the stone of the mountain, which can attack jade. Isn't the method you just used to disassemble the routine of installing Luban locks by yourself? Why not if I use it? β
Meng Ge was anxious: "Don't use it, don't use it." β
Yan Qi wrenched the rocker and looked at Mengge playfully: "I discovered the trick of dismantling the Luban lock, did I win?" Are you in a hurry? Don't pee your pants. β
Mengge was really anxious to pee his pants, for fear that Yan Qi would remove the Luban lock in an instant.
Xie Sanjia stood aside, his body trembled, his heart slipped to his throat, and he was nervous to death.
Yan Qi's hand grasping the rocker suddenly let go.
Mengge was sweating profusely: "You...... What the hell do you mean by fooling me? β
Yan Qidao: "It's not fun at all to end the game so quickly, why don't I wait for you and give you a little hope?" β
Mengge was even more confused, not knowing what Yan Qi meant.
Yan Qi took the nine rockers and walked to the Luban lock he had installed.
Raise your hand.
Whoosh!
All nine rockers hit the corresponding mortise and tenon joints.
Yan Qi pointed to the Luban lock: "If I want to disassemble the Luban lock I installed, I need ten rockers, and now, I have inserted nine rockers, and I only need to insert one more rocker to complete the disassembly." β
Wow!
The crowd was amazed.
Even Mengge stared at the nine rockers and began to study.
Yan Qi said: "Mengge, don't say that I won't give you a chance, if you can insert the tenth rocker right within an hour, even if you win, how about it?" β