Chapter 3 Pressing the Villages!

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Whether it is a novel or a film and television work, they are scrambling to integrate this element into it, and the popularity is so high that everyone from eight-year-old children to eighty-year-old ladies probably knows what it means to travel through.

Li Yi once thought that if one day he also crossed, if it was in a peaceful and prosperous world, then he must be born in the house of the eunuch, idle and nothing to do, leading a few dogs to the street to tease the women of good families, if it is in the troubled times, then rise up, occupy a mountain, establish himself as the king, and take a group of younger brothers down the mountain to grab a few ladies in the village......

It turns out that when you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back.

Li Yi was just moderately yy, and this kind of thing really came to him.

What frightened Li Yi even more was that if he heard it correctly, those people said that it was their "village master" who wanted to get married......

Thinking of some terrifying possibility, Li Yi's lips turned a little pale.

Could it be that what kind of village owner actually likes male style?

Li Yi has long heard that in ancient times, homosexuality, especially gay men, was very popular, and it was also called "the good of Longyang", which was one of the most difficult things to accept for Li Yi, who would rather die than bend.

Li Yi, who was cold in his heart, felt it a little, and found that there was no discomfort in a certain part of his body, and he couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the chastity is still there.

After carefully looking at the outfit on his body, Li Yi was stunned for a moment, and then fell into deep thought.

He was clearly dressed in the groom's clothes...... Could it be that the owner of the village is a little unbearable?

If it's a small acceptance, then you can take it...... It's not okay to be a little should!

He's a straight man, he couldn't be straighter------ straight man!

A dignified manly man, he stands up to the sky and the earth, and he does not bend!

Just when Li Yi's thoughts didn't know where to go, the wooden door of the room made a soft "squeak" and closed softly.

To Li Yi's ears, this voice seemed to come from hell, and the whole person shrank into the wooden bed, and he didn't even dare to look up.

What he was most worried about was that when he looked up, he saw a big man with five big and three thick faces, with a face full of meat, showing his chest hair, and saying to him shyly: "Xianggong, let's quickly round the house!" ”

"Hey, it's disgusting......" Li Yi couldn't help but shudder, and didn't dare to think about it anymore.

His steps were light, and he was getting closer and closer, and Li Yi could already smell a faint fragrance, which was very familiar, exactly the same as the smell on the sheets.

"Forget it, the big deal is death, Lao Tzu will not let him succeed even if he dies!" Li Yi raised his head with a sad and angry face, and was just about to speak, when he saw the figure in the room, his mouth was half open, his eyes widened suddenly, and the words he wanted to say were blocked in his throat.

The skin is like condensed fat, the eyes are like autumn water, the nose is straight, the red lips are moist, and the teeth are like jade......

The ancients always liked to use such words to describe beautiful women, and Li Yi has always thought that this is just a literary exaggeration, and in layman's terms, it is bragging.

The skin is like clotted fat, the eyes are like autumn water------ the ancients seem to dare to use any words, who wouldn't brag about it?

Moreover, with their aesthetics, the so-called beauties have to be taken with a grain of salt in the eyes of modern people.

Li Yi once saw a photo of the harem concubines of the Qing Dynasty emperor on the Internet, which was called a miserable one, it is said that those concubines were still selected from thousands of show girls, Li Yi was very suspicious, after a long time, those emperors would have any psychological barriers......

But when this woman stood in front of him, Li Yi felt that any words of praise were not too much to use on her.

She just stood there quietly, with a white skirt, hair like clouds, and a slender and graceful figure, Li Yi visually measured that her height was at least about one meter seven, if it weren't for the fact that although this body was a little weaker, but the height was about one meter seven or eight, this woman alone was enough to make Li Yi unable to raise his head.

"You're awake."

The woman opened her mouth lightly, and her voice seemed to come from the clouds, clear and beautiful.

This is clearly nonsense.

Li Yi wanted to say "Are you blind", but the words came to his mouth and he swallowed them alive.

He was afraid of being beaten.

People are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, the eldest husband can bend and stretch, endure humiliation, lie down and taste the courage ......, after comforting himself in his heart for a few words, Li Yi nodded humiliatingly.

At that moment just now, he even had the urge to stun the beauty in front of him and run away.

Although this body is a little weaker, Li Yi is still very confident in dealing with a weak woman.

But he feared that if he made any move, a group of bandits would rush in through the door, just like during the day......

The burning pain in his lower abdomen has not been eliminated, and Li Yike doesn't want to go through that kind of devastation again.

"You can rest assured that I won't hurt you." The woman seemed to see Li Yi's thoughts, and her lips opened slightly, so Li Yi heard a pleasant voice again.

If there was a fierce thief on the other side, Li Yi might be very happy when he heard this, but the words "Don't worry, I won't hurt you" came out of the mouth of a weak woman, and Li Yi couldn't help but feel a kind of personality insult.

How can a man endure it......

Forget it, it's better to insult than to see those bandits again...... If it is hurt in some way, Li Yi can still accept it.

"During this time, you can stay in the village with peace of mind, if you want to study, let me know, and I will send someone to fetch it for you." The woman looked at Li Yi and said lightly: "In the days to come, in front of outsiders, you and I will be commensurate with husband and wife, around the village, you can go, and after a while, when the time comes, I will let you go." ”

"Husband...... Husband and wife commensurate? ”

Li Yi was stunned, and it was only at this time that he realized that he seemed to have made a mistake all along.

Could it be that what kind of "village master" those people are talking about is the peerless beauty in front of him?

In an instant, the image of the big and three rough man conceived in Li Yi's mind was gradually blurred, replaced by a delicate face, and the slender and graceful woman bowed to him, and said softly: "Xianggong, the concubine is so polite......"

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Don't think about it, it's just a knock on the door.

The sudden sound pulled Li Yi back from fantasy to reality, and then he saw that the wooden door latch seemed to have been directly broken by some impact, and a woman with a bucket waist and a young man in his early twenties broke in through the door.

"Ruyi, who is he?"

Seeing Li Yi sitting on the bed, half-dressed, the man's face changed suddenly, and he blurted out.