Seeing the young man pointing at him, with a bitter and hateful look on his face, as if he had picked his peaches, Li Yi was very depressed in his heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Dude, do we know each other?

With such a face as soon as we met, it seems that the peaches he has been staring at for a long time have been picked by himself, we are not familiar!

The beautiful woman didn't pay attention to the young man, looked at the woman with a waist circumference as thick as a bucket, turned her head to Li Yi and said, "Xianggong, the concubine is for you to introduce, this is the second aunt." ”

"Xianggong!"

Hearing the title of stunning beauty, the young man's face changed suddenly, and he looked at Li Yi with a cold look, seeing his eyes, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.

"Ruyi, you can't ......" The young man was about to speak, but he saw that the woman known as Ruyi had a cold face, and slapped her palm on the mahogany high table beside her.

"Why, do I have to tell you what I do?"

Bang!

In Li Yi's frightened gaze, the wooden table, which looked very sturdy, instantly fell apart and turned into a wreckage.

The teacups, dishes, and other porcelain on the table were also smashed together.

Seeing this scene, Li Yi's expression gradually became sluggish, and his outlook on life, worldview, and values were somewhat subverted.

There was only one thought in his mind at this time.

This Nima is filming a martial arts drama, right?

Thinking that he actually wanted to subdue this woman and run away just now, Li Yi couldn't help but shudder, and silently moved a little in the direction of the end of the bed.

It was not only Li Yi who was also trembling with him, but also the woman who was very "strong".

"Ruyi, you ......" She pointed to the woman who had just smashed the table and stood there as if nothing had happened, and she was originally reprimanding, but at this time she couldn't say it with some tongues knotted.

"I don't know what else the second aunt has to say?" The woman clapped her hands very casually, looked at her, and said lightly.

"You, you are a girl, how can you do this, such an insulting ......" The middle-aged woman's face turned red, and when she was halfway through her words, she saw the woman's hand raised again, and she couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly pulled the young man out of the room.

Even a wooden table can be smashed with one palm, if this falls on her, it will kill her!

The panicked footsteps could not be heard, and the room fell silent for a moment.

"I still don't know the name of the prime minister?"

Li ...... Li Yi. Li Yi took a deep breath and said.

A moment later, a pleasant but emotionless voice reached Li Yi's ears again.

"It's not too early, let's go to bed early......"

The sound of light footsteps gradually faded away, and after hearing the sound of the door closing, Li Yi glanced up and found that there was a faint shadow outside the door that stopped for a few seconds before the sound came.

"Concubine...... Liu Ruyi. ”

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After the woman left, there was no sound in the room, except for some unknown insect chirp.

Li Yi stared blankly at the simple roof, and after a long time, he let out a long sigh and lay straight on the bed, but his eyes were not closed.

Although he is very tired now, Li Yi's nerves are not big enough to go through so many things, and he can still fall asleep without caring about anything......

The library fire, the unbelievable crossing, was almost caught and burned to death by an old man I didn't know, I escaped, and was caught by the thieves and became the prime minister of the village, I don't know what will happen tomorrow......

Li Yi felt that if his experience could be written into a book, it would definitely be a bestseller, but now he didn't dare to write it if he was given ten dares, he had this kind of bizarre and bizarre idea in his head, if it was known by others, he would definitely not praise him for his whimsical ideas, and maybe he would have to roast on the fire......

Forget it, I don't want to do this, I'm tired.

The top priority is to find out what dynasty and where this is, and then make other plans.

His mind was empty, he didn't have any memory of these things, and Li Yi had a lot of resentment about this little white face who didn't have anything left for him except this body.

However, no matter what, the traverser should always have the halo of the protagonist on his head, right?

With so much knowledge in his head that is hundreds or thousands of years ahead of the world, with his own ingenuity, he is still afraid that he will not be good?

Not to mention the marquis and the prime minister, it is always easy to be a big official, right?

When the time comes, I will lead a few dogs, and I will be able to flirt with women from good families on the street, and live a chic life, so comfortable......

He lowered his head and thought about it, and after a while, Li Yi's eyes were a little moist.

Imperial examination?

He is an engineering student, he can't write eight strands, can't memorize the four books and five classics, and his major is not right, so the road of the imperial examination will definitely not work......

Making gunpowder?

Although in later generations, the formula of gunpowder can be easily found on the Internet, but who the will look it up when they are idle?

With advanced scientific knowledge?

Astronomy and geography, bioengineering, these things can't be explained even if Li Yi is very clear in his heart, before crossing over, he hasn't convinced his mother to change his idea of letting him go on a blind date immediately, let alone change the ancients.

It is estimated that it is more likely to be turned into barbecue at that time.

Li Yi sadly found that he didn't seem to be able to change anything, and he didn't dare to change anything.

In the morning, he was still worrying about what to eat in the future, there was not a grain of rice at home, and the real family was surrounded by four walls, poor and white...... Li Yidu suspected that the original owner of this body was starved to death.

Maybe because he wasn't in the mood, he didn't feel hungry much now, but he still had to face the problem of lack of food.

Looking up at the broken roof, Li Yi sighed leisurely.

It's just that I didn't cross into the rich house, so I don't have to worry about food and clothing, but now it's good, the village can't go back, and even where I live......

Hey!

Li Yi suddenly got up from the bed with a carp stiff.

Accommodation?

Isn't that what it is now? Although it was a little simpler, it was much better than his previous house.

Food?

Just kidding, this is also a worry, will the bandits lack something to eat? Since the beauty still wants him to help, naturally she won't starve to death.

Wife?

You don't have to be old ** to go on a blind date, you don't need to buy a house, you don't need to buy a car, although it is a door-to-door, but your nominal wife looks like she can't even compare to the big stars in later generations...... Isn't it a loss?

You don't have to work hard, you are tired like a dog every day, and you have to pinch your fingers to calculate how many years it will take to buy a house of your own......

House?

My wife is the owner of the bandit village, and the whole mountain outside is mine!

Thinking of this, Li Yi suddenly brightened.

What is an official residence?

It's boring!

I'm going to be the man ------ One Piece!