Chapter 8 Stealing chickens
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Opposite Li Yi is the devil's sister-in-law Liu Ruyi, flanked by the maid Xiaohuan and the beautiful wife Liu Ruyi, who can only be seen but not touched.
The table was radiant, with three beauties, one of them was more beautiful than the other, but Li Yi had no intention of appreciating it, he was looking at the bowl of somen noodles in front of him in a daze.
Say somen noodles...... It's really just plain noodles.
In addition to the white noodles in the bowl, there was no other color, Li Yi picked up the chopsticks and tasted a small bite, there was no taste, and the bird was about to fade out of his mouth......
That's lunch for four.
Li Yi, who has a bit of a foodie tendency, has no low requirements for food, and in the face of this bowl of "somen noodles" in front of him, even if he is already hungry, he can't raise too much appetite.
Turning his head to look at the three people beside him, he could still eat so with relish, and the little girl next to him was full of happiness, as if as long as he could fill his stomach, it was a thing to be happy about.
In addition to being Liu Ruyi's personal maid, Xiaohuan also works part-time as a nanny, a cook, and a cleaner, and may be used as a bed warmer in winter, Li Yi looked at the poor noodles in her bowl, and gave her half of the noodles in her bowl.
Fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, when she is growing her body, how can she eat so little?
Suddenly Li Yi took away the bowl, the little girl was stunned for a moment, the words "uncle......" had just been spoken, Li Yi had already dialed the noodles and put the bowl back in front of her.
"I'm not hungry, you eat more......" Reaching out and rubbing the little girl's head, as soon as a sentence came out, a strange sound suddenly came from her stomach.
The three of them all raised their heads and looked at him with strange eyes, Li Yi's face couldn't help but turn red, and he picked up his bowl and divided it by two to solve the food in the bowl, "I'm full!" ”
Looking at Li Yi's figure of leaving in embarrassment, Liu Ruyi stared for a long time, and there was something in her beautiful eyes that she had never seen before.
Liu Ruyi beside her pursed her lips, and saw the little maid who was moved on the side and wanted to cry, she had always had a pretty face that didn't care about anything, and unintentionally outlined a soft arc.
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The maid named Xiaohuan stared at her with a pair of big eyes, looking at her aunt who had gone into the kitchen since he had just finished eating, and didn't know what he was busy with, and felt a little uneasy in his heart.
In her little heart, her uncle is a scholar, and a scholar should stay away from the kitchen, which is only suitable for women, of course, the little girl is more afraid of her aunt wasting food, and there is not much food at home, so she can't afford any waste.
Fortunately, the little maid who was standing at the door and peeking didn't see any other actions from her uncle, and when she was at ease, Li Yi had already walked out of the kitchen.
Li Yi sat on a big stone in front of the door, supported his cheek with one hand, and looked at the sky in a daze.
He didn't expect that a cottage in Nuoda would even be so embarrassed by the owner's family, and he thought that other people's lives should be similar, maybe even worse.
But it's not surprising to think that this will be the case, if you don't do a good bandit, you have to be a good citizen, you don't have anything to grab before, but now you can only do it yourself, in such an era, ordinary people who rely entirely on farming to survive, can struggle to survive without starving, it is already their highest ideal.
"Phew!"
Just when Li Yi was thinking about how to improve his current life, at least to move towards a well-off level of food and clothing, a mouthful of thick phlegm suddenly flew from the side, if he hadn't seen the opportunity quickly, this disgusting thing would probably fall on him.
Turning his head to take a look, he found that the middle-aged woman he had seen once was standing aside, looking at him with disdain, as if it was because Li Yi had just avoided it, and there was a slight look of disappointment on her almost standard round face.
Hum!
The middle-aged woman just passed by, and after snorting coldly, she twisted her cylindrical waist and walked into the next room.
Li Yi watched the woman with the bucket waist walk away, and her face began to look a little unpleasant.
Of course, Li Yi has no good impression of this spherical woman who beat her wife's idea, and now seeing that she didn't take the initiative to provoke her, she actually wanted to plot against herself, even a man can't bear such a shame.
Bang!
Not far away, the woman came out of the house, grabbed a large handful of wheat grains and threw them in the yard, and shouted a few curses in her mouth.
"Last year's harvest was broken, and no one had anything extra to eat, so if you don't lay eggs, you'll be slaughtered one by one!"
After the woman entered the house, Li Yi looked at the free-range chickens in front of the other party's house, and the corners of his mouth gradually hooked up a little curvature.
"Xiaohuan, is there any thread for sewing clothes at home, bring me some."
The little maid was stunned for a moment, and then whispered, "Yes...... Some. ”
A quarter of an hour later......
Several domestic hens shook their clumsy bodies, pecked and pecked their mouths, looking for missing wheat grains on the ground, and perhaps a few of them were cursing their stingy masters in their hearts, not only to lay eggs but not to feed them, do you think the eggs popped out of thin air?
Suddenly, a white dough flew out of a corner, rolled on the ground a few times, and finally stopped.
One of the most sturdy hens, with a sudden light in her small eyes, looked around for a moment, and found that no companion had noticed the strangeness here, and was overjoyed, and pretended to be nothing, and walked over with small steps......
When I walked up to the dough, I was about to peck it, but the dough suddenly rolled forward some distance.
Caught off guard, the hen took a few steps forward and was about to peck a second time, when the dough moved forward again some distance ahead.
In this way, a certain chicken of the second aunt's mother's family, lured by a small dough, finally embarked on the road of no return......
A mountain stream behind the stockade.
Skillfully killing chickens and plucking feathers, cleaning up internal organs, thousands of years apart, Li Yi is not hand-made at all, the only thing that is not smooth is that there is no hot water, and it takes a lot of time to pluck the feathers, but fortunately, the overall process is quite smooth......
After eating two meals without oil and water, this time I can finally open the meat.
After this action, the smell on his body was a little unpleasant, Li Yi took a simple bath by the stream, and waited until it was dark, and then wrapped the processed chicken with the coarse cloth that had been prepared a long time ago, carried it in his hand, and walked towards the village in a leisurely manner.
"Uncle, where have you been?"
As soon as he walked into the courtyard, Xiaohuan, who had been waiting here for a long time, immediately ran up, his little face full of anxiety.
"Idle and go for a walk."
"What is this?"
The little maid pointed to the cloth bag in Li Yi's hand and asked curiously.
"Uh...... When I went out for a walk just now, I picked up a pheasant......" Li Yi said casually.
"Pheasant?" A look of curiosity appeared on the little girl's pretty face, the pheasants near the village had already been beaten, and the uncle had not left the village, where did he pick it up?
In the kitchen, when Li Yi opened the cloth bag, the little maid was suddenly a little dumbfounded.
There is a long ...... Is it such a fat pheasant?
Moreover, not only are the feathers on his body gone, but he was also disemboweled, what kind of torture did this pheasant suffer after he died?