Chapter 1049: What About the Chest?

The little maid was a little curious in her heart, the second lady used to hate reading more than her, and when she was in the school, Mr. Qin, who was often angry, couldn't breathe for a long time, and then Mr. Qin simply didn't let her go.

But in the past two years, to be precise, after the Shangyuan Festival three years ago, the second lady is like a demon, and many times, the time spent reading books is longer than practicing martial arts.

Together with the second lady, she learned to read and write with her uncle, and she can still recognize a lot.

She shook her head and put the book back, only to give another ghostly look.

Just one glance made her stunned in place, and her mouth opened wide in surprise.

She knew a lot of words by now, so she knew what was written on the page.

"Mandarin Duck Pa".

She remembered that when she learned the word mandarin duck, it took her a long time to memorize it.

She knew this book, she didn't know many books, and she couldn't explain all the four books and five classics, but she was very clear about the content of this book.

When the maid in the house chats and gossips privately on weekdays, she doesn't mention this book much.

The name of the book is "Mandarin Duck Pa", but the content actually has nothing to do with mandarin ducks, handkerchiefs and the like, this is a book that teaches women how to pursue men, the book tells in detail the methods and steps of women pursuing their sweethearts, and how to test whether a man likes himself or not, and whether he is worthy of his liking......

For example, if you want to capture the old and indulge in the law, and take retreat as the way to advance, ......etc., when those maids said this, she didn't understand much, but such as "If you want a man to remember you, you must first make him painful, and if you want him to remember you forever, you must make him feel painful", "You can like a person's talent, like his appearance, and even like him to be rich, but if you like a person just because he is good to you, then when he is not good to you, you will have nothing......" She understood seven or eight points of simple and easy to understand.

This book was banned by the government more than ten years ago, because many people think that this book is a book of prostitution, which is harmful to etiquette and religion, and it is difficult to buy it on the market, but many women will still keep a copy privately, press it under the pillow of the boudoir, and circulate it among close friends in the boudoir, and regard the words in this book as good words......

It is said that the author of this book is a strange woman, because of her own experience, she wrote such a book that admonishes and teaches women all over the world how to pursue the love of their lives and how to protect themselves......

It doesn't matter who the author of this book is, what matters is, Miss Er------ what Miss Er does when she reads this kind of book?

She opened the book and found that some of the notes were taken inside.

She looked at the place where she took notes again, and was even more surprised in her heart, who did the second miss fall in love with, and who did the second miss want to test?

……

Li Yi's hand was only scratched by broken porcelain, the wound was not deep, and after simple cleaning and disinfection, it was not bandaged.

The old man sat opposite and looked at him, his eyes burned, and asked, "Uncle, do you have something on your mind?" ”

Li Yi was silent for a moment, looked at him, and asked, "Have you been going to Liumeng often lately?" ”

"It's quite often." Lao Fang nodded, he was bullied by his mother-in-law and couldn't fight back, he was aggrieved in his heart, and he had to find a place to vent.

"Is Liu Meng's side okay lately, has anything strange happened?"

Lao Fang thought for a while and said: "Everything is fine, there are no strange things, that is, some time ago, another group of people passed the evaluation, and there are a few good seedlings in them, who look like people and dogs, but I don't know if it is an embroidered pillow." ”

But anyone who is described by the old party as a human dog is better looking than him.

Lao Fang is actually not ugly, in addition to his body is a little strong and his face is a little silly, he is quite attractive.

That's not the point.

He looked at Lao Fang and asked, "Do you think there is anything strange about Ruyi recently?" ”

"Second Miss......" The old man thought for a while, thought of the weird smile she showed at the door just now, nodded, and said, "Yes." ”

Li Yi pondered for a moment and said, "Come with me to Liumeng." ”

……

"The number of core disciples in the alliance has just exceeded 3,000 in the past few days, and the number of masters above the top three lists is also increasing month by month, at this rate, it will not be difficult to break through 4,000 by the end of the year......

Liumeng's location is outside the county seat, covering a huge area, equivalent to a small town, Lu Luo walked beside him, introducing him to the development of Liumeng in recent days.

There is Xu Lao in the alliance, and there are many masters on the heavenly list, and the attraction to people in the martial arts is huge, and the disciples who have been screened are also the elites of the elite.

After Lu Luo introduced the current situation in the alliance, he pointed to a house in front of him and said, "The alliance leader is there, I'll take you there." ”

In the room he pointed to, a woman put a letter on the table and said, "Lord of the Alliance, the situation in the Wu Kingdom is the same as before, the imperial court and the rebels in various places are still in a stalemate, and there is no news about Princess Duanrong for the time being......"

The woman is dressed in tight-fitting white, dressed in men's clothes, and her hair is tied into a bun similar to that of a man, and she has the heroism that is not inferior to that of men.

As the leader of the alliance leader's direct daughter army, her strength is top, ranking in the top ten of the heavenly list, although she is a daughter, but in the entire alliance, no one dares to treat her as a woman.

"I see, you ......"

Miss Liu Er nodded, suddenly frowned, took the initiative to hold her hand, and said: "You have worked hard, I know that you have admired King Jing for a long time, and you have wanted to meet him for a long time, and it just so happens that you have encountered a bottleneck in martial arts again, so go back with me today, meet King Jing, and let my sister ......point out by the way."

The woman looked down at the hands they were holding together, and her face suddenly turned a little red.

Somewhere in the alliance, the old man looked at Li Yi in surprise and asked, "Uncle, why don't you go to find the second miss?" ”

Li Yi shook his head and said, "I suddenly remembered that the second lady's fish is still steaming in the pot, and after steaming for a long time, it will not be tender, so I have to go back quickly......"

In the room, the woman looked down at Miss Liu Er holding her hand, her pretty face turned crimson, and she said in a low voice: "Alliance leader, you, you ......"

"I know ......"

The woman was stunned, "The alliance leader knows?" ”

Then she lowered her head, her face turned redder, and she whispered: "I know that we are all women, and women shouldn't like women, but ......"

"I know you've long wanted to meet my sister and King Jing......" Ruyi was stunned, looked at her and asked, "Ah, what did you just say?" ”

……

King Jing's Mansion.

Li Yi was cooking in the small kitchen, and the old man leaned against the door, looking at him with some concern.

At a certain moment, he suddenly spoke: "Uncle." ”

Li Yi glanced back at him, his face expressionless.

"Does it hurt?" Lao Fang asked.

"What hurts?"

"Uncle, where else does it hurt?"

"It's distressing."

"Your hands don't hurt?"

"Why do your hands hurt?"

"Because you just cut your hand."

……

Lao Fang finally understood that it was not the second lady who was strange, but the uncle.

My uncle was haunted all day today, he was cut by broken porcelain in the morning, and he actually cut vegetables in the afternoon, which is something that cannot happen to him with his eyes closed.

"What's wrong with the hand?"

At some point, Miss Liu Er walked into the kitchen, looked at his fingers wrapped in gauze, frowned and asked.

She looked up and saw that his eyes were confused and his expression was blank.

Li Yi shook his head and said, "It's nothing, I accidentally cut into ......"

Miss Liu Er stepped forward, "Why are you so careless, I'll take a look at ......"

"Minor injuries." Li Yi took two steps back and asked, "People are coming?" ”

"Who?"

"Your sweetheart ......"

"Sweetheart?" Miss Liu Er glanced at him, a hint of strange color flashed in her eyes again, and said, "I just played a joke with you in the morning, how can I have any sweetheart?" ”

"Jokes?" Li Yi looked at her sadly and angrily, walked into the courtyard, pointed to the little white face standing in the courtyard, and said, "I saw you holding hands today, don't you say it's a joke?" ”

"You're mistaken." Miss Liu Er looked at him and explained, "She is a woman. ”

"Misunderstanding? Woman? Li Yi was even more sad and angry, "Although I am stupid, I am not blind......"

He was not only sad and angry, but also very disappointed, did she think that he couldn't even tell the difference between men and women?

Is she so perfunctory now?

He patted the chest of the little white face and said, "You said he was a woman, what about the breasts, what about the breasts?" ”

The "little white face" who was patted on the chest by Li Yi turned from red to white and then to blue.

Miss Liu Er didn't answer him, thought about it, looked at him and asked, "Have you ever beaten the ninth place in the heavenly rankings?" ”