Chapter 1000: What the hell......
"Have you ever beaten the ninth place in the heavens?"
Miss Liu Er actually asked herself if she could beat the ninth on the heavenly list, and Li Yi was more sad than sad.
How many pounds and taels does he have, doesn't she know?
The top ten on the heavenly list, that is a group of perverts who are only weaker than her and Mingzhu, there is no shortage of masters around him, there is no shortage of grandmasters, there is no shortage of second uncles who are more powerful than grandmasters, and he even has a plug-in that can be upgraded by sleeping......
But even so, he can't beat the ninth on the heavenly list.
As early as two years ago, the martial arts master rankings, especially the heavenly list, had been slaughtered into a sea of corpses and blood.
With his current strength, if he is lucky, he can barely enter the top twenty, and once the ranking of the heavenly list changes from double digits to single digits, the danger will increase exponentially.
Ninth on the list, that is an opponent he can't compete with head-on for the time being.
When Li Yi thought of this, the sadness in his heart could no longer be described in words.
Not only did she perfunctory herself, but she also changed the topic, and the means used to change the topic were so untechnical.
She really doesn't love herself anymore.
In addition to sadness, Li Yi's heart suddenly rose a little vigilant.
Murderous, murderous, strong murderous.
He looked at the little white face beside him with a sad and angry expression that was more than him------ he actually wanted to do it with himself?
Robbed yourself...... The Ruyi of the family, you still want to do it with yourself?
Ruyi looked at the little white face, pointed at Li Yi again, and said, "This is His Royal Highness King Jing that you often mention." ”
The chest of the "little white face" rose and fell a few times, his face turned red, he calmed down a little, and gritted his teeth and said, "Your Royal Highness King Jing is good!" ”
Li Yi glanced at him and asked, "Where is it?" ”
The little white face was stunned, and his chest began to rise and fall again.
"Her name is Bai Su." Miss Liu Er pointed to the little white face, looked at Li Yi, and said lightly.
Bai Su, heh, Bai Su...... Why isn't it called white meat?
The little white face is the little white face, the person looks like a mother, the voice is a mother, and even the name is so motherly, so ......
Li Yi's face was stunned, and he suddenly remembered something.
Miss Liu Er seems to have a subordinate named Bai Su, and she is the one who manages those women's armies on weekdays, and before her, this position was held by Yang Liuqing.
This shows Miss Liu Er's trust in her.
Li Yi looked at the little white face in front of him again, staring at him.
She has no beard, no Adam's apple, pierced ears, and a motherly voice, and looks very girly------ because she is originally a woman.
Look at her chest again, although standing with Ruyi, it can't be called a chest anymore, but it seems to be really a little more protruding than herself------ Li Yi feels that he is really blind.
Ninth on the heavenly list, sure enough, people can't look good, and strength is not necessarily proportional to the chest......
An extremely embarrassed expression appeared on his face, "Heh, white girl, white girl is so ......"
Bai Su snorted coldly: "Where is it good?" ”
Everywhere except the chest.
Li Yi didn't know that a woman's chest could be so flat, otherwise, where would he admit his mistake......
It seems that Mulan has been in the army for many years and has not been discovered, and it is not completely impossible.
Li Yi glanced at her and found that she was still looking at herself and gritting her teeth.
This white girl, she looks quite good, but her temper is not very good, why is it so easy to hold grudges?
Miss Liu Er explained: "Bai Su admired you very much before, so I brought her back today and let her meet the legendary His Royal Highness King Jing......
Jing Guo, Qi Guo, there are many women who worship him, who doesn't know that His Royal Highness King Jing is handsome and chic, both civil and military------ but unfortunately there will be one less today.
After Bai Su glared at him fiercely a few times, he went to Ruyi to ask questions about martial arts, but Ruyi stayed.
Miss Liu Er looked at him and said, "I'll see what's wrong with your hand." ”
"Don't show it." Li Yi decisively and simply refused.
She said to look at it, she said that there is a sweetheart, and if she says no, there is no one, where will his face go?
If these little things are easily agreed to her, it is difficult to guarantee that she will not make more excessive demands in the future.
Will he agree or pretend to resist before agreeing?
"To give or not to give?"
"Don't give it!"
"Don't forget it."
Miss Liu Er shrugged her shoulders, then looked at him and said, "I really lied to you in the morning, how could I have such a thing as a sweetheart......
"You swear!"
"Okay, I swear ......" Miss Liu Er raised her palm and said, "If I have a sweetheart, let my sweetheart choke on eating, drinking water, choking on fish, and eating a little raccoon without a seasoning bag......"
made such a vicious oath, Miss Liu Er was full of sincerity, but she didn't know why she always felt cold, maybe she didn't sleep well last night and caught a cold.
For such an important matter, she actually joked with herself, is this something that can be joked?
How good it used to be that cold as frost and drew his sword at every turn, but now it's good, I don't know which bastard learned so skinny, and he shouldn't make jokes, but he took pity on his hand, and he was injured twice in one day......
Li Yi walked in the direction of the kitchen, waved his hand casually, and said, "It's okay, I just accidentally cut into ......."
Bang!
His hand accidentally flung on the door frame, and the gauze, which was no longer oozing blood, was immediately stained red.
Li Yi felt that he should look at the Yellow Calendar, or find a monk and Taoist priest to calculate, whether he had recently committed Tai Sui or within the Passing Years, and actually experienced three bloody disasters in one day......
Miss Liu Er walked over quickly, grabbed his hand, looked back at the old man, and said, "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you come over with gauze and medicinal wine!" ”
"Ah...... Oh! ”
Lao Fang immediately reacted, this was the third time he had taken these two things today.
Watching Miss Liu Er unwrap the gauze and open the medicinal wine, Li Yi hurriedly said, "I'll come by myself, I'll come by myself......"
Miss Liu Er clasped her hands around her chest and said, "You come by yourself, I'll see how you come by yourself......"
Li Yi didn't have a third hand, so he couldn't come by himself, he looked at Lao Fang and said, "What are you doing in a daze, come and help......"
The old man looked at the second young lady, then at the uncle, leaned against the door frame, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I won't." ”
Li Yi looked at him and said in surprise: "You don't pay back ...... in the morning and afternoon"
"I'm sorry, I forgot." Lao Fang continued to shake his head.
rebelled, rebelled, the old party actually let him not get off the stage in front of Ruyi, and didn't let him go to Wuguo to inquire about the news......
"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, I'll come!" Miss Liu Er glared at him, grabbed his hand, carefully washed it with medicinal wine, and then opened the gauze again, cut out a section, and carefully wrapped it.
I have to say that the wound bandaged by Ruyi is indeed much better than the old bandage.
After wrapping it, she put the gauze and medicinal wine aside, as if she remembered something, looked at Li Yi and asked, "You say, can a woman really like a woman?" ”
"Lilies are infinitely good, but they can't give birth to ......"
"What?"
Li Yi looked at the bow on his hand, how awkward it looked, and said casually: "There is no law that stipulates that women can't like women, if they like men or women, or if they like people, it's someone else's freedom......"
As he spoke, he showed a shocked expression on his face, looked at Miss Liu Er, and said with difficulty: "You, what you won't say is ......"
Miss Liu Er looked at him and nodded solemnly: "You guessed it." ”
Li Yi stood in place in a daze, he took every precaution, he could prevent Mingzhu, he could prevent Xiaobai's face, but he didn't guard against another woman......
"No way!" With anger on his face, he grabbed Miss Liu Er's wrist, slapped her ass twice, and said, "No, I don't agree, and your sister won't agree either, you die of this heart, grow up and have hardened wings, right, why don't you like to like women......"
"Don't you like women too?"
"I ......"
……
The old man stood at the door, looking at the scene in the kitchen, and the dog's tail grass in his mouth had already fallen to the ground.
Today's sun is not poisonous, but he feels blind.
Uncle actually dared to do such a move to the second lady, he looked at the knife in the kitchen, ready to snatch it at any time.
He was worried that the second lady would chop off his uncle's hand......
"Just kidding, don't take it so seriously......"
Miss Liu Er shook off his hand, looked at the vegetables that had not been cut, and said, "Your hand is injured, leave it to me here, you go outside and wait......"
",!"
Lao Fang watched his uncle come out of the kitchen intact, and couldn't help but curse in a low voice.
He picked up the dog's tail grass on the ground, put it to Li Yi's mouth, and asked, "Uncle, talk about your feelings." ”
"No, I don't feel anything......" Li Yi's voice trembled a little.
Lao Fang looked at his hand, Li Yi raised a palm, and the palm was also shaking.
He looked back at Miss Liu Er, who was busy in the kitchen with an apron, and muttered in a low voice, "What the hell......"