Chapter 85: My Stupid Brother-in-law
Seeing that Lege was very obedient, Qi Guan's (aunt) was very happy. At her insistence, she vacated the guest room at home and let Lege live.
When I came here before, Lege slept in the firewood room.
The firewood house of Confucius's house was large enough to accommodate people.
Another reason why Qi Guan's family didn't let Lege live in the firewood room was that when she washed her body at night, she didn't want to go to the room with a basin of water. Sometimes, for convenience, it will be in the firewood room behind the kitchen.
When Confucius was not at home, in order to save trouble, she often bathed and washed her buttocks in the firewood room.
To know! The kitchen is on one side, the room is on the other, and there is a hall (living room) in the middle. If you want to bring water to your room for a nightwash, you have to go through the living room. Not to mention the distance, sometimes there are guests at home, and you are embarrassed to bring water to the room to wash your butt.
After Qi Guan's belly was big, he didn't bother to move. So! In order to save trouble, she washed the night in the firewood room, and even took a bath.
Confucius was a person with a habit of cleanliness, and he never washed his face with the same face plate of the Qi Guan, let alone washed his feet with the water that washed his face or the water that Qi Guan's washed his buttocks, but only washed his feet with his own face washing water.
In ancient times, washing was similar to that of rural people, and they used washbasins and foot basins. Most of the water sources are water from streams, rivers, and ponds, and there are very few wells. Hot water! It's a luxury.
Unlike modern city life, there is running water, and hot water is available at all times. There is a bathroom in the home with a washbasin. It is also convenient to take a bath, you can soak in the bathtub or shower. Bathing almost every day, so! Footbaths are rare.
With washing machines, many people don't have laundry tubs. It's true! If you want to wash your feet or your buttocks alone, you can't find a basin. In desperation, I had to stand in front of the washbasin and wipe it with a towel...... The washbasin is suddenly transformed into a washbasin!
What about washing your feet? I had to put my foot in the washbasin. Or? Bathe!
It doesn't matter if you sleep with music, it's the same wherever you sleep. Anyway! Much stronger than when hunting. When hunting, the earth is a bed, and the sky is a cover.
Confucius also supported it, and felt that Lege should be treated as a normal person. His own family doesn't treat him as a normal person, and others will only treat him as a fool.
He knows: Lege is not stupid! Not so stupid. People just have broken their heads, react slower than others, and think slower than others. If you want to take him for a fool, you will be wrong, and Lege will hate you and may ignore you in the future.
The next day, Confucius got up early.
After washing, I practiced swords in the yard.
After practicing the sword, I went back to the house to make breakfast.
After making breakfast, he rode away without eating, went to Qufu City, and did things for Duke Lu's family. In modern language, it's going to work.
Although Confucius was very smart, he also had a shortcoming: he could not cook.
But he was caring, felt sorry for his pregnant wife, and made breakfast for his wife before going to work. His workplace provides three meals a day.
It's okay not to eat at home, you can eat at home, or you can buy and eat outside. But Confucius felt that it was more cost-effective to eat in the unit.
After more than a year of "unemployment", Confucius had a sense of crisis. So! He became very frugal. It's cheap and doesn't take advantage of the bastard, isn't it? Again! It's not that you want to take advantage of Lu Gong, this is Lu Gong's welfare.
Lege had woken up a long time ago, but he just didn't get up to cook. He knew that the food cooked by Confucius was unpalatable, but he just wanted to see: Is this person the sage Confucius of later generations?
Does this person have love and patience?
If he can persevere, not get angry, don't care about him as a fool, and tolerate everything that can be tolerated, then! He is the sage Confucius of later generations!
Contrarily! This Confucius is not that Confucius, not a saint.
And if he wasn't a saint?
Le Ge thought to herself: I don't have such good virtue! If you provoke me, or bully my aunt, I'll kill you!" I do what I say, without fakes!
Outcome! What Le Ge saw was such a Confucius.
Confucius practiced swords very seriously, but! In order not to make the movement louder, he tried to keep it as quiet as possible. When cooking, there is very little noise in the kitchen. Even! The firewood in the stove burned so loudly that he didn't hear the sound he made.
It wasn't until Confucius rode away that Le Ge got up.
If it weren't for pretending, he would have gotten up a long time ago.
He didn't wash up, just went to the kitchen to drink a bowl of warm water, and then went to the yard to practice boxing.
Now that you have been reborn in this era, in this era of cold weapons, you must be able to do martial arts. So! He had to work hard. Take out the knife skills and fist and foot kung fu that Qi Guan Xiong taught him, and take it out to practice.
With his hard work and recollection, he remembered a lot.
This is a bear! Martial arts are not weak. His knife skills are special, and his fist and foot kung fu are also very good. It's true! He treats Lege like a son and teaches him everything.
It's a pity! In the past, Lege had a physical problem, and his head was broken, and he was not able to understand the mystery.
Now the music song! Be a completely healthy person. So! He deeply understood the meaning of it. After this period of practice, his fist and foot kung fu and knife skills have improved a lot.
"Lege! Songs! ”
When Lege came back from practice, as soon as he entered the hall, Qi Guanshi called him in the room.
"Auntie! Auntie! Le Ge agreed, and hurriedly walked over. Push open the door to the room and look inside.
In the room, there was a familiar and unfamiliar smell.
Qi Guanshi was lying on his side on the bed, his eyes looking at him.
"You read the words you learned last night a few times, and don't forget them. Go! Go read the words! I'm too lazy to get up! I'll wait until my sister-in-law gets up before they come! Whining! ”
Qi Guan said and cried twice.
Lege said yes and closed the door of the room.
And then! Go to the kitchen and wash up. Reading? You don't have to! He was a college student who graduated from a third-rate university, and he still remembered the words he learned last night.
After washing, he ate breakfast alone.
Qi Guanshi (aunt) said that she was still sleeping for a while, so Lege did not wait for her.
When the pot was revealed, Lege suddenly cried and laughed!
Confucius made a lot of breakfast, but? It's so thin!
Such a thin vegetable is mushy, even if you eat a pot of urine, it will be digested.
There is no way! I have to eat!
After breakfast, villagers sent their babies to school one after another, and the yard began to be lively.
Some villagers, who are not good at words or for other reasons, just send the baby outside the courtyard of Confucius's house and let the baby in. When they saw the baby go in, they went home to work.
Some villagers must hand over the baby to the school to rest assured.
Qi Guanshi heard that the babies were coming to school, so he got up.
The students were almost here, and the sound of horses' hooves came from the direction of Qufu City, and the two wives and two babies of the Fang benefactors came over.
When the children heard the sound of horses' hooves, they all seemed very excited, and stood at the gate of the yard and looked towards the intersection.
Under normal circumstances, after Mrs. Fang came, she would have some snacks for them to eat. Not only in the afternoon, but also in the morning.
Lege felt curious, and also stood at the gate of the courtyard and looked at the intersection. He stood among the children, like a doll leader.
When the villagers who sent the baby to school saw it, they all looked at him curiously. It's true! didn't stand out from the crowd, but I think Lege is really stupid!