Chapter 84: The image of the fool is back
After teaching the characters, Confucius treated Lege as a brother-in-law, let him sit in the seat, and asked about the affairs of the past month or so with concern.
"Where have you gone? My aunt and I are in a hurry! ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Le Ge smirked: "I went to Bian Yi, and I partnered with someone to be a safari, and I can hunt a load every night!" We sell at a low price, and we can sell ten dollars a day. He is six, I am four, and he cares about me! ……”
After listening to the words of the music, Confucius was relieved. I think Lege is really not so stupid, and he also knows how to take advantage of others.
If you divide it equally with others? If others don't take advantage of you, their attitude towards you will be different. Later! I don't bother to associate with you, I don't care about dealing with you.
"Don't go hunting anymore! Right at home! While learning to read and write with Mr., he also acts as a guard to protect the school! You know what? I know you're slow-minded! Say it twice and you should be able to keep up with work! Isn't it? ”
Seeing that Confucius still regarded him as a fool in the past, Lege had to smirk: "Ahem, cough, cough!" ”
"Lege! Do you remember them all? What is this word? Qi Guan's (aunt) was not at ease, so she took the test on the spot.
Lege smirked and refused to say, but! Qi Guanshi was in a hurry.
Confucius smirked when he saw Lege, and thought that Lege had forgotten. Hurriedly reminded on the side: "Don't force him!" Forcing him, he may not really remember. ”
And then! Hints to Lege: What is this word?
Seeing whether Confucius was serious or took him for a fool, Le Ge was not only not angry, but also very moved.
It's true! Confucius didn't seem to pretend, he really taught him to read.
In desperation! Lege had to get serious, be a literate primary school student, and study seriously. The teacher asked him anything, and he answered in a proper manner.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Seeing that the music and songs were all memorized, and the words "heaven, earth, people and horses" were memorized, Qi Guan's family was so happy that tears flowed down.
"Have you memorized all the words you learned today?" Seeing that Lege had learned so many words in one day, Confucius couldn't believe it, and was just as happy for Lege.
Then he said, "Learn not only to read, but also to write!" Starting tomorrow! You sit in the front of the yard, in the back! Write on the ground with a twig first! When you know how to write, I'll let you write on the bamboo slips! Be sure to be able to write! You know what? ”
"Yes! Brother-in-law! Lege had to continue to pretend.
"Don't call your brother-in-law in the future!" Confucius is the right way.
"What's that called?"
"You can also call your brother-in-law at home! I'm afraid you won't be able to change your mind! Later! No matter where you are! You're going to call me 'sir'!" ”
"Sir?"
"Call sir!" Confucius affirmed.
"Call Mr." Qi Guanshi also urged on the side.
"Call sir!" Lege shouted.
"Remove the word 'call' and call it 'sir'!" Confucius corrected.
"Get rid of the word, call sir!" The music song pretends to be more than the truth.
"Sir! Call! Qi Guanshi reminded on the side.
"Sir! Call! Lege hurriedly responded.
This comparison, Le Ge snickered in his heart.
"In the future, you will call your brother-in-law Mr., not brother-in-law! Do you understand? Qi Guanshi said patiently.
"Oh!" Only then did Le Ge pretend to respond: "I won't call my brother-in-law in the future!" Call sir! Mr! Mr! Mr! ”
Confucius didn't agree, looking at Lege and laughing.
At this moment, Confucius and Qi Guan's both regarded the music song as the music song they used to be.
The music song in the past, the thinking is slow, and people can't remember it if you don't say it a few times.
So! The two of them patiently trained him.
"Remember! In the future, I will call my brother-in-law Mr. Qi Guanshi (aunt) emphasized again.
"Do you want to kowtow to Mr. then?" Lege asked again.
"Hmmm! That's good! It's more memorable! Confucius replied without any ambiguity.
"Still kowtowing?" Qi Guanshi (aunt) asked suspiciously.
"Kowtow! It's a longer memory! Confucius nodded.
When I heard the song, I fainted on the spot!
He was pretending, and he really had to kowtow to Confucius as a result.
"Lege! You will kowtow to Mr. three times, which is considered to be a worship to Mr. Kowtow! Qi Guan had no choice but to say to Le Ge.
"Knock? Kowtow three heads? Lege didn't want to knock, so he asked deliberately delaying.
"Three knocks!" Qi Guan looked at Le Ge and nodded.
"Do you want to kowtow?" Lege almost laughed angrily, looked at Qi Guanshi and asked.
"Kowtow three times, and hit the ground with your forehead! Knock out the red mark! Later! I won't charge you tuition! Qi Guanshi said.
Confucius interjected: "Not only will I not charge you tuition, but I will also pay you a salary!" ”
"Still payroll?"
"If you work as a guard for the academy, you must be paid, right?" Confucius explained.
"Not only will you be paid, but it will not be money to eat in the future! Serve your meals! Qi Guanshi promised.
"Do you still have something to eat?" Lege asked with a look of surprise on his face.
Nima Di! Today's comparison of the outfit! Overloaded!
"Hmm!" Confucius nodded on the side.
"Hurry up and kowtow, right?" Qi Guanshi waved towards Lege, which seemed to mean: Hurry up! Hurriedly! Otherwise! If you miss this village, you won't have this shop.
Seeing that Le Ge was hesitant, Qi Guanshi urged again: "Hurry? Come and kowtow? What are you doing? ”
"He's happy!" Confucius said quietly.
"Happy?"
"Where's the good thing? There is no tuition for studying, and food is also provided! And! And get paid! Confucius still said quietly.
Qi Guanshi nodded, then looked at Le Ge and urged, "Hurry? Come and kowtow to the teacher? ”
"Me? I? Ahem, ahem! Lege moved and didn't get up immediately. looked at Qi Guan's and said, "I'm afraid that my brother-in-law will suffer!" I won't knock this head! Brother-in-law! ”
"You?"
"You?"
"I'll call my brother-in-law in the future! Don't call sir! Brother-in-law! ”
"Brother-in-law?"
"Call brother-in-law?"
"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law! ……”
"Stop, stop!" Seeing this, Confucius hurriedly waved his hand at the music song and stopped. And then! He looked at Qi Guan and shook his head at Qi Guan.
Qi Guan's family was very annoyed when he saw that Le Ge couldn't kowtow. It can be seen that Confucius shook his head at her, and she also shook her head helplessly.
I thought: Alas! Lege is just this brain! It's too complicated, he can't turn around!
"If you don't kowtow, don't kowtow! You'll continue your studies tomorrow! That's it! Confucius sighed.
"I don't study anymore!"
"You're no longer studying?"
"I'm afraid that my brother-in-law will suffer!"
"Alas!" Confucius sighed and looked at Qi Guan.
Qi Guan also sighed and said, "Okay, good! Eat my sister's in the future! Sister will give you food! That's it! If you're afraid that your brother-in-law will suffer, you won't eat your brother-in-law! Good no good? ”
"Good!" Lege agreed.
"Then you will continue to study tomorrow, for your sister and brother-in-law, okay?"
"Okay!" Lege answered again!
I thought: Alas! Today's comparison of the outfit! It's planted! It's a big loss! The image of the fool is back.