Chapter 1295: Lao Tzu wants to clear the customs (medium)
Brother Tianba was already very thoughtful, and after following Yang Huairen for so long, his mind was even more lively.
The King of the Golden Knife came to surrender and brought so many gold and silver treasures as gifts, and the younger brother of Tianba guessed that they were weasels giving New Year's greetings to chickens at the beginning.
It's a pity that these weasels are lame, go off the road, and enter the tiger's house.
Brother Tianba pointed to two boxes of gold and silver treasures, "Come, open it for Lao Tzu and take a look." ”
The King of the Golden Knife thought that he had met a greedy master, and he was secretly happy in his heart, and hurriedly ordered a few minions to open the box, revealing two large boxes of silver glittering silver.
But when he looked up again, he found that it was not what he thought.
Brother Tianba's nose snorted, with a look of disgust, "That's it?" When Lao Tzu is called Huazi? Go back and go back, carry all the treasures on your mountain, maybe Lao Tzu will be happy and let you go.
Otherwise, hum, have you ever eaten a roast pig? Let's turn them into roast pigs in a while! ”
The Golden Knife King is so angry in his heart, this person is sick, what does it have to do with whether the roast pig has been eaten or not by this king?
But after all, there are few of them, and there are many soldiers around Tianba's younger brother, so he can only apologize with a smiling face, "The general is angry, the general is angry, it's the small one who snubbed the general, the little one will go back, and then prepare a big gift for the general, which will definitely satisfy the general." ”
After that, he nodded and retreated, and the soldiers did not stop them, so they let them return to the mountain.
But when he returned to the mountain, the king of the golden knife was not angry, and he blinded two large boxes of gold and silver treasures in vain, even if it was a meat bun beating a dog, he could still hear two calls, he ran away in vain and didn't say anything, and was taught a lesson by a stupid big boy, can you not be angry?
Where did the King of the Golden Knife suffer such grievances? When he returned to the stockade, he scolded and wanted to break the corpses of the officers and soldiers and the general who did not know the height of the sky.
Enough breath is out, but the situation cannot be reversed, and now their lives are in the hands of others, even if the Golden Sword King was majestic in the past, he now has to bow his head.
The dog-headed military advisors persuaded one by one, saying that if they can't bear it, they will make a big plan, and leave Qingshan without worrying about running out of firewood, and the Golden Knife King also knows that he can only endure it now, and there is no second choice.
Returning to the cave where the stockade hid the treasures they had looted over the years, and looking at the wealth that he had worked so hard to accumulate with his brothers, the King of the Golden Knife was a little reluctant.
The dog-headed military advisors persuaded again, and the king of the golden knife scolded again, Lao Tzu has lived the days of pinning his head to the waistband of his trousers for so many years, and he is finally ready to live a life of a mountain king who is not ashamed or ashamed, why did he encounter such a thing?
A minion who followed him down the mountain just now said, "King, the officers and soldiers who came this time are different from the previous ones, although they are dressed differently from the forbidden army, but they are really forbidden troops. ”
"Forbidden Army?"
The Golden Sword King shook his head, "Why did the forbidden army come to Huainan?" King Ben remembers that the forbidden army is all cowards, why are these people under the mountain so powerful? ”
Suddenly, one of his subordinates exclaimed, "Oh no, my lord, I know whose men and horses are under the mountain." ”
"Huh? Who is it? The Golden Knife King looked puzzled.
"It's Yang Huairen's people."
"Who is Yang Huairen? I've never heard of such a number one person in the rivers and lakes?! ”
The subordinate explained, "King, you haven't walked the rivers and lakes for many years, and you may not know much about the things outside recently. This Yang Huairen was originally a cook.
But don't underestimate this cook, I heard that this kid is an apprentice of a fairy and knows a lot of things that ordinary people don't know.
He is naturally most famous for cooking, and when he heard that it should be this, even the emperor admired him very much, gave him official duties, and often sent him to do an imperial errand or something.
This kid is because every time he does things for the emperor beautifully, his official position and title will rise higher and higher, and he will be named the king of the north by the emperor this year. ”
The Golden Knife King is a rough man, where does he understand this, he just didn't understand whether Yang Huairen had anything to do with this group of forbidden troops attacking the mountain, so he scolded, "You have been talking for a long time, and it's all."
He's the king of the north, isn't it? Lao Tzu or the King of the Golden Sword? Everyone is a king, who is a head shorter than whom, what's wrong? ”
The kobold military advisors have an urge to hit the wall, and the mountain king they are talking to is too idiotic, basically a man with developed limbs and a ...... mind I don't know where I threw it many years ago.
But now that everyone is sitting in the same boat, they can only persuade one by one, avoid this catastrophe first, and then climb another high branch in the future.
"King, this Yang Huairen has led soldiers, our Great Song Dynasty defeated the Western Xia this year, in fact, it was this Yang Huairen who first defeated the 20,000 elites of the Western Xia with 3,000 border troops in Qingping Pass, so that our Great Song Dynasty had confidence.
There are many talented people around Yang Huairen who follow him, all of them are heroes with strong martial arts, and the one under the mountain is probably one of them. ”
The Golden Sword King became serious at this time, the opponent didn't seem to be so simple, he still had to use all his skills to escape.
Looking at the treasure in the cave, he turned his head and gritted his teeth and said, "Load, pack four more boxes, and the rest will be enough for us to eat and drink for the rest of our lives." ”
The King of the Golden Sword ordered someone to bring four large boxes of gold, silver and jewelry down the mountain and deliver them to the younger brother of Tianba.
Brother Tianba still ordered someone to open it and take a look, but he was still not satisfied, and this time his words were even more polite, "I said King Jin, do you have no ears or do you think I look like a poor bastard?"
Just such a little thing, it's not enough for me to eat, have you ever heard of the big stomach? Even if you open your eyes today, Lao Tzu is the big stomach king given by His Majesty! ”
The King of the Golden Knife was resentful in his heart, I don't care what kind of king you are, don't let this king seize the opportunity later, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you.
He thought refreshedly, but he still forced some smiles on his face, "It turns out that the general is the famous stomach king, how can I not hear your name, like thunder, like thunder." ”
Brother Tianba still didn't have good words, "It turns out that you have heard of Lao Tzu's name, so you still send such a little thing to send Lao Tzu away?" Not only did you insult Lao Tzu's personality, you also insulted Lao Tzu's IQ! ”
Intelligence quotient? What's that? The Golden Knife King was stunned. In fact, Tianba's younger brother didn't understand what this meant, he heard Yang Huairen say it, and felt that it seemed to have a sense of joy, so he said it casually.
The anger in the heart of the Golden Sword King is getting bigger and bigger, and he said that the savings of half of the king's life are here, are you still too little? Do you have to be satisfied if Lao Tzu is bankrupt?