Chapter 1294: Lao Tzu wants to clear the customs (I)
Brother Tianba was not in a hurry, and when they withdrew, he led people to fetch water from the bottom of the mountain to extinguish the fire first, then rest for a while, and ordered the soldiers to drink water and eat, and then continued to the next level.
The Golden Sword King lost three levels in a row, and not only himself, but also a group of staff officers under him began to lose their breath.
A group of kobold military advisors began to give ideas to the Golden Sword Heavenly King, and the first kobold military advisor said, "It's not a way for us to retreat like this, even if the cottage has twelve levels up the mountain, there will always be a time when all of them are lost."
At that time, we will have no danger to defend and can only be slaughtered by others, so we must come up with a way to prevent the officers and soldiers under the mountain from continuing to break through. β
The Golden Sword King frowned and scolded, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Do you have any great ideas, speak them up and listen to them! β
"Uh......" No. 1 Kobold Military Division has no choice.
The No. 2 Kobold Military Division stood up and said, "King, the defense will definitely not be able to be contained, our passes have been completely breached, it seems that it is only a matter of time, so we must fight back." β
"Fight back with what?" The Golden Knife King asked.
The No. 2 Kobold Military Division smiled slightly, "In terms of terrain, we are above, and the officers and soldiers are below, we can push the boulders on the mountain down and kill them!" Even if they can't be killed, as long as the path up the mountain is blocked, won't they be able to attack it? β
The Golden Knife King felt a pain in his skull, and he wanted to kick this big fool to death, "Are you stupid?" Pushing down the boulders on the mountain is blocking the way for the officers and soldiers to attack, but what about us?
Our cottage is built on a mountain cliff, and there is only one way up the mountain, blocking the road down the mountain, and the officers and soldiers can't go up, so we can't go down.
Even if there is a lot of food in the village, how long can we hold on? Sooner or later you must not starve to death in the mountains? β
The No. 2 dog-headed military advisor wiped the spit stars on his face that was sprayed by the Golden Sword King, thought about it and said, "Starve to death, it's impossible, when the officers and soldiers know the difficulty and retreat, let's just slowly chisel the big stone?" β
Without waiting for the king to speak, the No. 3 dog-headed military division spoke, "Chisel? What year and month can it be chiseled? You know how hard the rocks are on the mountain, so you go and chisel?
And what if the officers and soldiers are guarding the bottom of the mountain? Or when people see that you have blocked the mountain road, they will follow suit and bring more stones to trap us on the mountain, what will we do then? β
The Golden Knife King nodded, "You're right, blocking the mountain road is a stupid way, just for people to catch in the urn...... Alas, who would have thought that officers and soldiers now have such powerful weapons?
When we shoot arrows, we can't shoot people at all, but people's treasures, with a boom, turn our pass into a sea of fire. β
"Don't worry, the king has his own plan to retreat." The third kobold military master touched his mustache and was smug.
The Golden Sword King was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "I'll just say, or you are the smartest, tell me, what good way do you have?" β
The No. 3 Kotou Military Division said slowly, "In today's situation, it is definitely not possible to go head-to-head with these officers and soldiers, and the result can only be that we suffer."
Since we can't do it with real knives and guns, then we can only outwit. β
Several other kobold military advisors asked in unison, "How to outwit?" β
The third kobold military division put his hands behind his back, "My clever plan is that we surrender!" β
"Surrender?! What a bullshit idea! Several other kobold military advisors expressed their disdain.
However, the Golden Sword King seemed to understand something, and raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, "You continue. β
The mustache smiled, "It's still the king's wisdom, and when you hear it, you can hear my clever plan!" The surrender I am talking about is not a real surrender, but a false surrender.
After a while, the king led a few people out of the checkpoint to negotiate with the head of the officers and soldiers under the mountain, and pretended to surrender, hoping that he could go to the court and recruit us.
At that time, the king can bring some treasures from our mountain, and use gold and silver treasures to impress the heart of the general under the mountain.
What's more, the government sent troops to exterminate us, the purpose was not to kill people, but to eliminate the bandits, and the general would definitely think that since this gang of bandits was willing to surrender, there was no need to fight them.
When he came out this time, he not only exterminated a den of thieves, but also obtained the gold and silver treasures we gave him, and he was able to ask for merit and rewards, which was a good and harmless thing for him, so why didn't he do it?
As long as he accepted the money and agreed to our request to surrender, we will pretend to go down the mountain to be recruited, and then we will be with the officers and soldiers, and then we will suddenly start an incident!
I believe everyone knows that with our martial arts, there is no problem in beating seven or eight of them at a time.
And it is very likely that there is no need to fight, with the superb martial arts of our king, as long as we take the opportunity to preemptively take down the generals of the officers and soldiers, then they will have no leader, and they will not let us slaughter?
At that time, it may not be possible to fight at all, and the officers and men will naturally run away with their heads in their hands. And we also got their secret weapon over, even if there are any more officers and soldiers to attack the mountain in the future, we will not be afraid! β
The more the Golden Sword King listened, the more excited he became, and after listening to it, he laughed out loud, "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" When the officers and soldiers are repelled this time, Lao Tzu will promote you to be the second leader! β
There were a lot of treasures on the mountain, and the king of the golden knife packed up two large boxes of gold and silver treasures, and ordered people to carry them out of the checkpoint before the next attack of the officers and soldiers.
When the soldiers of the Tiger Benwei saw that someone had come out of the checkpoint, and they were holding high the battle exemption banner and carrying two large boxes, they pointed their bows and arrows at them, and when they heard that they had come to surrender, they led them to the younger brother of Tianba.
Brother Tianba was very curious, pointed to a big man who took the lead and asked, "You are the Golden Sword King?" β
Seeing that this general was tall and burly, more than a head taller than him, the Golden Sword King was inevitably a little nervous in his heart.
But he was still quite calm, and said in his heart that the imperial court likes to use this kind of tall and mighty person as a general, in fact, he may be just a straw bag to support the faΓ§ade, and he is still very confident in martial arts.
He saluted respectfully, and then replied with a smile, "The general has good eyesight, and he is the king of the golden sword, but this is all a nickname given by people in the rivers and lakes to save face, and it can't be counted."
I saw the general with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his appearance was extraordinary, and I couldn't help but have admiration in my heart, and the general led the troops into the gods, and admired him so much, so I came to surrender before, hoping that the general could write to the court and recruit us.
From now on, we are willing to abandon evil and follow good, and we are willing to work hard for the court and generals, even if we go to the soup and fire. β
The Golden Sword King said a lot of good things, but he didn't expect that Brother Tianba wouldn't eat his rhetoric at all, because in Brother Tianba's heart, he was originally extraordinary, and even said that he was wronged by his extraordinary appearance.