Chapter 10 A man must be clothed
Hearing Confucius say that "beating people hurts a lot" scared him, Lege was angry and laughed at him.
Mess around, people still take you for a fool!
How can I behave in music, so that others don't say I'm a fool?
If you want to change the image of a fool, you may really have to change the environment! When I go to a strange place and no one says I'm a fool, people don't think I'm a fool!
After being preconceived as a fool, no matter what you do, others will think you are abnormal!
After being told that you are a bad person, no matter how sincere you are, others will think that you may be playing tricks on him or using very bad means. Your every move is a disguise of a bad person, and others will guard against you.
"I envy you! Your roots are huge! Confucius changed his tone again and said enviously.
"Me!" Lege wanted to say: Are you envious? You?
Thinking about it or not saying it.
You can't go too far, if you go too far, Confucius will get angry and maybe really hit someone.
People will take you for a fool and will definitely find a mistake and give you some color.
Furthermore! If you go too far, people will really think of you as a fool.
Anyway! He decided! I want to fight with Confucius and strive to marry my aunt. Even! Play hard.
"What do you want to say?" Confucius asked.
"I want to say! If you talk count, you'll always be good to me! Give me a wife, take care of my children and grandchildren, and I will obey you!" If you don't count your words, make superficial statements, engage in situationism, and show others, I will kill you at any time! ”
Le Ge said with a straight face and seriously.
"Good!" Confucius excitedly agreed. Then he smiled and said, "Lege! If I, Kongqiu, don't speak sincerely, words don't count, you can kill me at any time, I have no complaints! ”
"Are you happy that I'm going to kill you?" Lege looked at Confucius's appearance and asked in disbelief.
"But you have to talk too! You're going to oversee me! If you find something wrong with me, you will kill me! I'm happy! Why am I upset? ”
"What are you happy about?"
"I'm happy! It's nice to have you as my supervisor? With you by my side and supervising me at all times, I am like facing a mirror, always looking at myself and alerting myself. So! I'm happy! ”
"You?" The music and songs were speechless by the words of Confucius.
If Confucius really did this, then the day when he became a saint was just around the corner!
What makes Lege unbelievable is: Is there really such a person in the world?
Don't? Is this the quality and potential of a saint?
Although Confucius was more than ten or twenty centimeters taller than Le Ge, he was thin. His clothes are still suitable for Lege to wear.
Furthermore! The costumes of the Spring and Autumn period were inherently generous. So! Bigger or smaller, not much difference.
After putting on Confucius's dry clothes, Le Ge looked particularly spiritual.
Confucius was a scholar of the Lu Kingdom, and his clothes were very exquisite. Furthermore! He came to greet him. So! The clothes they brought were all new, and they were all satin.
And Lege used to wear the countryman's linen coarse clothes, and it was the kind of tights of the Orion, and the style was very earthy.
Seeing that after Lege put on the silk, the whole person seemed to be changed, and Confucius was very happy.
"And shoes! Put on your shoes, too! ”
After Confucius saw his feet from his head, he saw that Lege's shoes did not match his clothes, so he went to look for shoes after saying a word.
Come this time! He prepared a few pairs of shoes. There are shoes to wear on sunny days, and there are shoes to wear on rainy days! Other than that! There are also shoes to wear at home and shoes to wear on ordinary walking.
Wearing embroidered wide-backed shoes, Lege completely transforms into a hereditary aristocracy.
Lege's height, although thin, can be regarded as a big man in the Spring and Autumn Period. Lege's face is boxy and well-defined. Although Lege's head was broken, there was no scar on his face. Because he is young, he is still very plump.
In modern language, he should be considered a handsome guy!
Of course! Before he was reborn, Lege was more handsome than him! Before being reborn, he was 1.81 meters tall. Otherwise! He hangs one poorly, and no woman will want to follow him. It's because he's handsome, plus he's born to drive, and his skills are good. So! After a single sleep, the woman will like him.
If it weren't for the handsomeness, he would have coaxed people, and he wouldn't have been taken by Wan Conglin's mother.
Wan Conglin's mother coaxed him, as long as he put forward the conditions, everyone would meet them. As long as he hints at it, people will take the initiative to do it.
Without those two brushes, how could this rich woman like it?
Looking at Lege's hereditary aristocratic appearance, Confucius couldn't believe it? This music! After wearing silk, will you be so energetic?
The two of them came out of the room, and the people who were hiding outside the door and eavesdropping had not dispersed. Everyone was not taboo, and they all looked at Le Ge and Confucius.
They eavesdropped not on anything else, but because they were worried that Lege would fight with Kongqiu and that something would happen. Later, I found that there were no accidents, and the situation reversed, so I was relieved. Not only did I not leave, but I wanted to go in and see it. In the end, out of politeness, I didn't go in.
Seeing that Lege has changed the whole person, no! looked like a human being, and couldn't help but be surprised.
I thought: If this is not a fool, this is a talent!
How could such a good skin be taken up by a fool?
The men of Lege have great roots, and the men, women, and children in the village know it. It is precisely because of his man's big roots that so! The widows who had experienced the affairs of men and women coveted him. They all want to sleep with him, and they are willing to give him the best food at home.
But! A fool is a fool, and he doesn't even know that a man's water discharge tool has another function, and it can also bring simple happiness to people.
The widows of the village, out of shame, did not go too far to coax him to sleep. Furthermore! Auntie is very concerned about Lege, a fool, and she looks at it very closely. Other than that! Lege, the fool, has just developed into an adult.
If they are adults, they will have more chances.
For a fool like Lege, as long as you give him that kind of happiness once, he will take the initiative to come to you in the future.
It's true! With the first time, you don't have to worry about the second time!
"With this outfit, can Lege marry a more beautiful woman than my aunt?" Confucius asked.
Seeing that everyone was surprised, he was very happy.
"When Lege wears this outfit, others think he's a nobleman! As long as you don't say that he is a fool, where can you tell that he is a fool? Isn't it? The patriarch of the Qiguan clan couldn't help but sigh.
Although he is very strict with Lege, he does not reject Lege in his heart, and he has no ill will towards Lege. is strict with the music song, because he doesn't want the music to get carried away.
Treat a fool, you don't show him some color, he doesn't know how thick the sky is.
When dealing with a fool, you can only be good to him in your heart, not on your face.
"Yes! Patriarch! Lege, this fool still has such a good body! Hey! ”
"It's called a fool with a fool's blessing! Oh, yes! If a fool looks ugly and disabled or something, how can he live? In this troubled time! Alas! ”
Everyone couldn't help but sigh.
"Lege! I've got this outfit for you! Seeing this, Confucius said.