Chapter 9: True or False
Le Ge followed Confucius into the guest room.
I thought to myself: Are you really going to give me dry clothes? Or coax me into the room and beat me up?
It was a fight just now, and the strength of the two was about the same.
Le Ge knew in his heart that if he really fought, he would be able to beat Confucius. Although Confucius had some strength, he was taller and older than him. But! After all, they are the saints of later generations and the masters of all generations. He is a literati and a teacher.
And he! He is a hunter, with rough skin and thick flesh, and is born with divine powers.
Since entering Qi Guan Xiong's house, he has followed Qi Guan Xiong to hunt.
If you want to hit me, I'll be able to clean you up! I'm going to disgrace you, I'm going to make you give up automatically!
Just now, he wanted to take the opportunity to do it, but he still hesitated. After all! This is in the patriarch's house, and there are other people next to it. If there is a fight, those people will help Confucius. So! He hesitated.
Just as he hesitated, Confucius dragged him away.
"Take off your wet clothes!"
After entering the room, Confucius closed the door of the room. After letting go of the song, he went straight to get his baggage.
Didn't you hit me? Is it really to change my dry clothes?
Lege looked disappointed!
I thought to myself: I thought he was a fool when he closed the door and came to bully me? It turned out not!
And then I thought: yes! He is Confucius! He is a saint of the future! Engaging in superficial articles is his forte! He must be playing the situation and making superficial statements. He doesn't care about me! But! In order to show the patriarch and others!
Oh, yes! They all say I'm a fool! But I fool know! We are rivals, how can we treat rivals like this?
What if it were me? I'll pull you into the room and I'll give you a thrash! Lao Tzu can't beat you to death? Are you robbing me of a woman?
"You're going to take it off? Take off your wet clothes and wring out the water! If you wear this wet suit for a long time, it is easy to get sick! If the cold enters the body, it is a big deal! You're going to have a fever, chills, and weakness......"
Confucius urged while opening the baggage and taking the clothes from inside.
"You have to take care of it!" Le Ge said angrily.
I thought: My body is not so squeamish, what is it to be drenched in this little rain?
"I'm going to take care of it! You are my aunt's lifesaver, I don't care if you make you sick? How can I be worthy of my aunt? Confucius replied while holding his clothes.
"For Auntie's sake, you brought me clothes to wear? Are you trying to please Auntie? Lege said sharply.
How can you say that? Songs! Confucius's face changed and he said, "Aunt is my fiancée, and you are my fiancée's savior, so!" I should have helped you! Take care of you! Isn't it? And also! ……”
"What else?" Lege interrupted.
"And there's! It doesn't matter who you are? If you are not Grandma's life-saving benefactor, I will also do my best to help you! Again! You're an idiot! How can I bear to see you sick? ”
"I'm not a fool!" Le Ge said angrily.
"You still say you're not stupid? You don't know how to change your clothes when they're wet, aren't you stupid? You didn't know you could get sick in wet clothes, aren't you stupid? ”
"I'm in good health!"
"Take it off!" Confucius took out his coat and underwear, and when he saw that Le Ge had not taken off his clothes, and the rain drained from the ground, his voice suddenly changed, and he shouted.
Le Ge looked at Confucius's face, and when he saw Confucius's serious, caring, and majestic look, his heart sank.
I thought: The young Confucius, the Confucius of this period, is very teacher and leader! Look at him like that! Seems like that's really the case?
It looks like it!
The country's first-class actors, I'm afraid they can't play this role well!
"Take it off!" Confucius shouted again.
Seeing that Le Gelen was there, Confucius softened his tone and said, "If you take off your wet clothes and put on dry clothes, you are not a fool!" ”
"What did you say?"
"I said it!"
Only then did Le Ge begin to take off his wet clothes.
Outside the door! The patriarch and the others followed, eavesdropping. They were first happy for Confucius and were very satisfied with Confucius's approach. But after calming down, I couldn't help but worry.
Especially after hearing the sound of the door closing, everyone was anxious, worried about an accident, so they all followed.
Oh, yes! Lege is a fool, but Cola has a lot of strength. Just now! Kong Qiu was shocked by the music. But? Kong Qiu is a kind person after all, right? Lege, the fool, has already explained: he likes his aunt and wants to marry his aunt. Would he have killed Confucius in the room?
Outcome! After hearing the conversation between the two, they both smiled with satisfaction.
"Take it off! Take it off! Lege, this fool! He still took it off! A man whispered to hear the sound of undressing inside.
"Hmm!" The patriarch snorted in satisfaction.
"Take it off?" Seeing that Le Ge took off the wet clothes on the outside, but refused to take off the wet underwear inside, Confucius urged again.
"Still off?"
"Take it off!"
"If you take it off again, you'll be exposed!"
"You know I'm sorry! You're not so stupid! Confucius looked at the music and nodded.
"You're a fool!"
"Take it off!" Confucius changed his voice again and ordered. Turn! softened his tone again and explained: "The underwear is wet, which means that there is no change!" Take off! All wet clothes are off! Otherwise, you'll get sick! ”
At the insistence of Confucius, Le Ge had to take off his underwear.
Thought! You let me take it off! It's not that I'm going to show it in front of you! I'll show you what you know! What does it mean to be big!
In fact! Even if you don't take it off, you can see from the outside that the man of Lege is very big.
"Ahh So big! When Confucius saw the man of Lege, he exclaimed on the spot.
"You've never seen such a land! Hey, hey, hey! Lege couldn't help but be proud.
"Alas! Fools are also foolish! He's not very good in the head, but! As a man! It's good to have such a big baby! Well! Hurry up and get dressed dry! Confucius sighed.
"You? Why are you being so nice to me? Lege asked as she got dressed.
"Didn't I just say that?" Confucius was too lazy to talk nonsense and answered.
"You are making superficial statements, creating a situation, and making a show for others to see!"
"How am I doing this? I mean it! I'm kind! Confucius explained.
"If you are always so good to me, then it is true and true, and I will obey you!" Le Ge muttered.
"Since you are Auntie's savior, I not only want to be so good to you forever, but I also want to be just as good to your children and grandchildren!"
"You just fool you!"
"I'm going to give you a wife and a home! And then! Have children and grandchildren! ……”
"I want to marry my aunt!"
"Are you marrying an aunt? Don't me off! I'm so angry that it's horrible! "Confucius changed his face and pretended to be very scary, scaring the music." I'll hit you! ”
"You hit me?" The music and songs were amused by Confucius's words.
"It hurts when I hit someone!" Confucius frightened.