"Daddy! Mother! We've got a fool in the school! ”

A little boy of eight or nine years old, when he was eating at noon, reported to his father.

"Fools?"

"What fool?"

Naturally, the father didn't know what his son was talking about, so he asked puzzled.

"Heard? He seems to be a relative of the husband's family? ”

"Relatives?" Daddy replied casually.

"He's so tall, even taller than you!"

"So tall?" The old lady replied fearfully.

"He's sitting in the back row, and he's sitting taller than I'm standing......"

The mother quickly interrupted: "Did he beat people? ”

He didn't speak, his eyes kept looking at the teacher's chest, and he couldn't turn around! ......," the little boy reported.

He didn't know the effect of his nonsense on the image of the song.

When my mother heard this, she understood on the spot: What is this fool looking at? Not yet? Look at those two peaks on the chest of the beautiful teacher?

The two beautiful "gentlemen" who teach in the school, they both know. If it weren't for the two beautiful teachers who came and sent their sons to Confucius to teach, they wouldn't have been at ease?

Confucius was a big man, and because he was not good at words, he seemed a little unangry and arrogant. Not to mention that the children are scared, even the women are a little scared.

It's true! If a man goes crazy like this and imposes himself, you won't even have a chance to resist.

Everyone in the village heard that Confucius was big and powerful. Don't look at him who usually doesn't speak, but he has a temper, and he is super fierce.

It is said that when he used to blow a trumpet, there was an alcoholic who wanted to bully him. He first endured it, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and roared, which scared the drunkard awake and scared him to the point of running away.

When the little boy's father heard this, he was happy at first, and then his face changed.

I thought: What does he look at? This idiot! He's! Hue! You know what? Color is boring! Hue! Lust is sassy!

Seemingly! Still sullen!

Not sullen words? It's going to be a matter of hands!

"Daddy! Mother! Sir asks him questions! The easiest question! He can't answer! ”

"What's the problem?"

"Simple question?"

The little boy reported: "The gentleman asked him: What is one minus one?" Guess what he said he was equal to? ”

"What is it?"

"What did he say it was equal to?" The little boy's mother said while calculating, "Isn't one minus one equal to zero?" He can't answer such a simple question? ”

"He said one minus one equals two!"

"Poof!" When the little boy's father heard this, he burst out laughing on the spot.

"Fool! He's a fool! When the boy's mother heard this, she shouted on the spot.

"The gentleman reminded him, saying! It's subtraction! Not addition! But he? He still said! One minus one equals two! ……”

In another family in the village, their son is also telling his parents, grandparents and others about the song "The Story of Silly Compare".

"I sat in the front row of him, and I reminded him, but he? Don't listen at all! One of my classmates next to me nodded at him, but he didn't seem to see it. ”

"He's a fool! What's the use of you nodding to him? Daddy said.

"Yes! This man is an absolute fool! Grandfather moved his half-broken right arm and said with certainty.

"Mao! The dumbest one in the village, as a result! Ah Mao knows it all. Mr. asked him? What is one minus one? Ah Mao thought about it and said! One minus one equals zero! ……”

"Ah Mao knows everything, huh?" The little boy's mother said, "Look at that! He's dumber than Mao! How can the Confucius family have a relative who is stupider than Ah Mao? ”

All the older children and talking children will tell their families about the wrong answers to the music songs when they go home for dinner at noon.

Kids! It is wrong to only understand that "one minus one equals two" in the front, but I did not understand the analogy of the Qiguan clan in the back of the song.

So! There are a few children who only say the front, and the back is omitted.

It was time to have a meal at noon, and the image of Lege's fool was established. Most parents think that Lege is a fool!

Oh, yes! You can't do such a simple problem as one minus one equals zero, aren't you stupid? Even Ah Mao knows, but you don't. What does it mean? It shows that you are not as good as Ah Mao.

In the afternoon, those students who went home for dinner at noon, after getting confirmation from adults, looked at Lege with different eyes, and they all regarded Lege as a fool.

Or! Treat Lege as someone who is dumber than Ah Mao.

Although Lege felt that the children were respectful of him, he did not feel the seriousness of the situation. He thought! The children were afraid of him, so they treated him like this.

In the afternoon, Fang Zhong and Fang Shu continued to call him "one minus one" or "one plus one" behind his back.

"One minus one!"

"One plus one!"

"One minus one!"

"One plus one!"

The other students didn't know what it meant, only Le Ge knew: these two little hangers were very naughty. If he weren't the son of Confucius's benefactor, he would have wanted to give these two boys a "burst chestnut", "collapse!" "Explode the bag of two boys!

It's not clear: laugh at me for not being able to answer the question? Can't answer the simplest question? I'm a good one! Labor and management can't answer such a simple question, and labor and management are still college students who graduated from third-rate universities?

Hey! The mother of these two children is really beautiful, if it is on, it must be crooked!

Looking at the two children, Lege instinctively became dirty again.

In the middle of the afternoon, Confucius returned.

Today's Confucius travels on business. Things went smoothly, and I didn't go back to Lu Palace after finishing things. So! Came back earlier than usual.

The two ladies were outside giving lessons to the children, but he was huddled in the hall. Seeing that Confucius didn't care about teaching, Qi Guan was very unhappy, so he went home. Confucius was not idle, but wrote on the bamboo slips, as if recording something.

"Husband?" Qi Guanshi wanted to snort again, but it could be seen that Confucius's eyes were very stern, so he was frightened.

In front of Confucius, you have to be right. Otherwise! It's to be revived.

Confucius had a habit: not to train his wife in front of others, but generally to train behind his back and at night. Confucius said: "Teach your son in front of your face and teach your wife behind your back."

Children should be disciplined face to face, and if they do something wrong, they should be reprimanded on the spot, so that the children and juniors can remember it for a long time. And the wife! It's an adult! If you train in person, you will not give your wife face. So! It is necessary to teach and train behind the scenes.

If the behind-the-scenes training is ineffective, then you can only divorce (divorce, divorce).

"Husband! Singing him? Qi Guan wanted to speak, but laughed first.

"Le Ge him? What happened to him? He? Confucius stopped his pen, looked at Qi Guanshi and said, "When I came back, I saw that he was studying very seriously!" ”

"The gentleman asked him: What is one minus one?"

"It's too simple!"

"I can't answer the Coke song!"

"Oh?" Confucius naturally couldn't believe it.

"Le Ge said! One minus one equals two! ”

"Equal to two?"

"Le Ge said! After a pregnant woman gives birth to a baby, is one minus one equal to two? A pregnant woman is one, and having a baby is equivalent to subtracting one. A woman and a doll are equal to two people......"

Confucius interrupted: "What if twins are born? ”

"This?" Qi Guanshi froze.

"According to Lege, that is, one minus one equals three!"

"This?"

"What if a woman gives birth to triplets?"

"This?"

"So! Lege got it wrong! After Confucius finished speaking, he glanced at the official and continued to write on the bamboo slips, no longer bothering.