Chapter 90: Kong Li's Birthday
Qi Guanshi was bored, so he came out of the hall, sat under the eaves, and looked into the courtyard.
When she saw Lege again, her inner opinion changed again.
Earlier, she thought Lege was very interesting and played the two ladies. Right now! On the contrary, he felt that Le Ge did not bring down the two ladies, but exposed his own weaknesses.
Oh, yes! According to your kind of statement, one minus one equals two, so? What if it's twins? Is one minus one equal to three? According to this formula, it will not be interesting and incorrect.
So! Lege's words can only be used as a joke, not as a "math formula".
At night! Confucius taught Qi Guan to read and write, by the way! Let's also learn with Lege.
After the class, Confucius gave a very serious lecture on music and songs, and it was a matter of "one minus one".
"You are disrespectful sir! You know what? Confucius looked at Lege and said with a black face.
The three wrinkles on his forehead were all frozen together. Under the illumination of the light, the creases still shine.
When Lege saw it for the first time, he was instinctively startled.
I thought: This can't be a "saint's aura", right?
"Sir's question is too simple, I think it's an insult to my personality!" Lege argued.
"An insult to personality? What is an insult to personality? Confucius asked.
Confucius did not understand the word personality.
At the time of Confucius, there was no such thing as personality.
"I feel like she looks down on me and looks down on me! Am I not handsome? Lege said.
"Handsome?"
Confucius was stunned again! He doesn't understand the word handsome!
"I can't tell you!" Lege didn't want to explain anymore.
Confucius paused and said, "The first time Mr. tested you, he was testing you and touching your bottom. See which ones you will have? So! That's a simple question! And you! If you don't answer seriously, you still play sir! I think! Sir will never ask you any more questions in the future! Hum! ”
In order to show his attitude, Confucius not only snorted, but also reached out and patted the table in front of him.
"Smack!"
The east and east on the desk all jumped, making a "bang" sound.
"Yes! Brother-in-law! In order to calm things down, Lege had to carefully agree, which was regarded as admitting his mistake.
Confucius's seriousness and seriousness, he had to obey.
It's true! You can't fuck yourself if you want, you can't do it in front of Confucius!
It's like a child being naughty, no matter how wrong he is, he can't do it. It's true! You are reluctant to fight.
In front of Confucius, Le Ge also felt this way: You are embarrassed to go against him!
Unless! You are really stupid and immoral. Otherwise! You can't do it.
"Mr. usually finds out first, and then asks you targeted questions later. You don't respect Mr., and Mr. will take you seriously? What is it called? This is called respecting teachers and valuing education! ”
"Yes! Mr! I was wrong! ”
"Don't verbally say the wrong thing, just admit the mistake verbally and it's over. No! Admit your mistakes from the bottom of your heart and recognize the seriousness of the matter! Confucius said quietly.
"Yes! Brother-in-law! ”
"That's good! Admit your mistake to Mr. tomorrow! Confucius demanded.
"Me?" Le Ge hurriedly said: "Brother-in-law! It's okay to admit your mistakes! Later! I'm not learning to do math anymore! I'll count! I've learned all the advanced math! I learned all the geometry. Later! I just know how to read and write! ”
"Advanced mathematics? Geometry? Read? Confucius did not understand the words of the music.
I thought: This music? Won't it be?
In the past, when I talked and communicated with Fang Bene's person Fang Jishi, it was also difficult to do so. Right now! How difficult is it to encounter this music song? It's true! How can there be these inexplicable characters in this world? Incomprehensible?
"How can you just be literate?" Qi Guanshi said on the side: "Don't you learn to count?" Are you that good? Hill! Give him a puzzle and let him count! ”
Seeing that Confucius ignored her, he said to Le Ge: "Don't think that when you hunt, you can trade with people, just think that you can count?" No! That's a rough calculation. If you were to calculate carefully, would you? For example! How much grain is a piece of land, and how much grain can Lu produce in a year? How are taxes calculated? Will you? What about the other aspects? Will you? ”
Seeing that Qi Guan's voice was loud, Confucius raised his right hand and stopped it.
Then he said, "If you are optically literate, you can do it too!" You can learn the basics first and then teach yourself! I'll come back every night to teach you both. In other areas, you will not have to learn the same as you. You will, forget it. But! You can't leave school! You're going to be a school guard! ……”
Seeing that Confucius agreed, Le Ge hurriedly nodded and agreed: "Yes!" Be! Be! ”
From the next day, Lege only took literacy classes, and he was free to move around the other classes. But! You cannot leave the school and cannot interfere with other students' learning.
What about the two beautiful teachers? Under the greeting of Qi Guan's family, he did not regard him as a student.
Furthermore! This stupid college student can't teach either.
They used to be people around Lu Gong and had seen the world. They know that the music is lustful to them. Other than that! They are also very unfriendly to their sons. So! Don't dare to provoke Lege.
After all! The guards are usually not here, and they provoke Lege, and the consequences are unimaginable.
Coke Song doesn't take the initiative to move them, and it's inconvenient for them to let their husbands or guards move Music Song. After all! Le Ge is the younger brother of Qi Guan's family and the stupid brother-in-law of Confucius.
Time flies quickly, and it's midsummer in the blink of an eye.
Qi Guan's family also reached the labor period, rarely came out to move, and spent most of the time in the house.
In addition to being a student and school guard, Lege also takes care of the Qi Guan's family.
Confucius was sometimes so busy that he didn't even come back for a few days. Because! Under his management, the Lu family had a bumper harvest. Lu Gong was happy and gave him more power.
So! Confucius was even busier. Even! Sometimes I can't take care of coming back for a few days.
Lege doesn't know when Qi Guanshi was pregnant? When did you conceive? It's inconvenient to ask. So! It is not possible to predict when Qi Guan's will go into labor.
That's it! As soon as Qi Guanshi said that her stomach hurt, she thought she was going to give birth. Outcome! For more than ten days in a row, he was not born. Seeing this, the midwives in the village lost their patience. If it weren't for the money, if it weren't for the grandson's study in the school, she wouldn't have bothered to run every day.
Outcome! Late this day, Qi Guan's family was born so suddenly.
Before the midwife could come, the two wives of Fang Enren became midwives.
Le Ge ran in front and came back, and Kong Carp had already been born.
Confucius didn't go home for a few days, he was too busy. He still took the time to come back under the letter of Fang Bene.
Lu Gong was also very happy to learn that Qi Guan's family was born and Confucius was his father. Seeing that Confucius was serious and responsible, he ordered someone to bring a carp to Confucius.
Crucian carp in winter and carp in summer are rare natural foods and nourishing foods.
Carp usually spawn in spring, and after spawning, it is just in time for spring and summer when food is abundant. In the summer, the carp seems to be reborn. So! The carp is the most delicious and delicious in the summer!
Carp after spawning is not tasty, and carp before spawning does not have good meat except for eggs.
Confucius was very moved when he saw that Lu Gong sent the carp. So! He named his son Kong Li, the word Boyu.
At this time, Confucius's life improved. It's true! Some are ambitious. In terms of handling things, he is very careful and responsible. He cherishes and appreciates the importance and reuse of Lu Gong. So! On the grounds that Lu Gong sent fish, he named his son Kong Carp.
Lu Gong! Lu Zhaogong! The king of the kingdom of Lu.