Chapter 316: Can't I have diarrhea? Then let's be constipated (add more for Lybanana)
The hall was quiet, Aso sat in the back and took a nap, and she seemed to have lost her soul without work.
The old servant was pondering something.
He glanced at Zhao Yunrang, and finally couldn't help but say, "Ah Lang, this matter ...... I'm afraid this matter is a little strange! ”
It's really weird.
No matter how bold the subordinates are, they don't dare to frame Zhao Zhongjiao, who is back in the battle for the spare tire at this time.
That is, the buying and laxatives are definitely true.
But why didn't the laxative work?
Don't......
Zhao Yunrang sighed, and there was more desolation in his eyes.
"I'm afraid this matter was all planned by Zhong Gong!"
Zhao Yunrang is not stupid, after watching Hong Bin's performance, he knew that this matter was not running.
The old servant gritted his teeth and went out.
Zhao Yunlet knew what he was going to do, but he didn't care.
Ah Su sat behind the couch, but at this moment he opened his eyes and said, "Ah Lang, Xiao Lang Jun is true, others are fake." ”
As one of the two loyal servants beside him, Aso has been watching this family coldly. Others are more or less hypocritical, but Zhao Zhongjun is really filial.
Zhao Yunrang nodded.
Later, the old servant returned, looking surprised.
"Ah Lang, someone saw Xiao Langjun talking to that person in the garden......"
Zhao Yunrang sighed: "Young people are always impatient in doing things, doesn't this leave a handle...... Disposed of? ”
The old servant said, "The villain just asked him to go to the village in the countryside and come back in a few years." ”
Zhao Yunrang nodded, and then said with a smile: "The medicine is fake, and the silver hairpin is real, but it is not a thing in the house." If that person is willing to take the drug, then he will be able to buy him later......"
That's a good skill!
The old servant also figured out this, and he praised: "Xiao Langjun has superb skills! If Hong Bin suppresses this matter, he will inevitably pretend to have diarrhea, and Xiao Langjun can also know that the matter has failed. Clever! ”
You can take fake medicine and have diarrhea, so needless to say, it must be the secret that the subordinate revealed to you.
The old servant shook his head, and he didn't understand and thought he was reading the article: "If Hong Bin doesn't move, it means that the person is really drugged...... He would definitely go to Xiao Langjun and curse and swear that he was drugged, but he didn't pull it for some reason. His heart was ...... At this point, it's best to subdue him......"
"But Hong Bin was in a hurry, and hurriedly came to sue without waiting for verification......"
It's even simpler for you to sue, the silver hairpin is a big road commodity, and the laxative is fake......
In a word, whatever you react to, you have to be told by me!
Zhao Yunrang was very entangled, feeling that this grandson was really too black-bellied.
It's not good for you to be like this!
If you really enter the palace in the future, how can the palace maids in the palace be innocent......
Thinking of the maids and palace maids in the harem who are diarrhea today and running their stomachs tomorrow, Zhao Yunrang became depressed.
The old servant said proudly: "In the future, Xiao Langjun entered the palace, who dared to do a black hand, that didn't say it, just go down with a pack of medicine and pull out his intestines...... Maybe...... Ah Lang, the villain thinks that he is looking for someone to teach Xiao Langjun to study medicine! ”
In the long run, the people who offended Zhao Zhongjun will be strained, and this thing is not right!
Tut!
Zhao Yunrang hesitated for a moment, but finally shook his head and said: "If he is a king in the future, such methods will be a bit taboo, once he is discovered......"
In addition to poisoning people's lives, which emperor has drugged his courtiers throughout the ages?
Didn't you?
Zhao Yunrang thought about it for a long time, but he really didn't expect it.
The reputation stinks!
Zhao Yunrang sighed, the old servant and his master-servant relationship for many years knew what he was melancholy.
"Ah Lang, this must be Shen An's words and deeds."
"No......"
Zhao Yunrang felt that this matter was not good to rely on Shen An.
"The old man feels that Shen An is not so dark-bellied......"
……
"Constipation is also a pain."
Shen An was very compassionate and talking to a lang.
This is the medical hall, and there are no patients right now.
Shen An came in and bought some medicinal herbs, and then saw that Lang Zhong was bored, so he chatted a few words.
Lang Zhong was idle, and the feeling of being a teacher made him teach: "Yes! Constipation...... If you don't get it right, you'll have a hemorrhoidal fistula, hey! Bitter! ”
Shen An smiled: "Yes! Hemorrhoidal fistula...... I think it will bleed. ”
Lang Zhong nodded and said, "Some will bleed heavily." ”
"How do you prevent constipation?"
This matter is like a health class in the future, Lang Zhong saw that he was generous in buying medicine, so he explained it in detail.
“…… Be careful with the heat, dry and hot, otherwise you will be constipated......"
Lang Zhong thought it was idle nonsense, and Shen An seemed to be idle nonsense, but after leaving the medical hall, he changed to another one, and then bought some hot medicinal materials.
He returned home and later gave lectures to Wang Yan and others.
Zhao Zhongjun was late, and Shen An didn't say anything.
After a class, Wang Yan understood a lot, and the fold was still muddy, which made Shen An angry.
But Zhao Zhongjun was a little in a trance.
"Don't miss your homework, otherwise you will look good."
To deal with Zhe Kexing, Shen An could only use his homework moves.
But to deal with Zhao Zhongjun, Shen An needs enlightenment.
"What's going on?"
Zhao Zhongjun said listlessly: "Brother Anbei, I'm afraid that the junior brother will be exposed this time." ”
"What do you mean? Make it clear! ”
This kid has a little black belly, but his mind is not bad.
"Brother Anbei, the younger brother cheated Hong Bin and them, but Weng Weng should have seen it. I'm afraid it's not good to take laxatives in the house in the future. ”
The troubles of teenagers are always so different, probably similar to moaning without disease.
How do you clean up people if you can't get drugged?
"I don't like to hit people, and I don't like to scold people, so I like to watch them diarrhea...... Joy! But now it's not happening, ...... I always feel like something is missing and sad. ”
Zhao Zhongjun looked at Shen An with his hands on his cheeks, and said melancholy: "Thinking that Hong Bin can be unscrupulous and happy in the future, I feel uncomfortable in my heart, and I hate to let him pull for another three days." ”
"You're going to get hemorrhoids."
Shen An took a sip of tea and said lightly: "Young man, don't despair, God closed the window to you, but it opened the door, why don't you leave?" ”
"What do you mean?"
Zhao Zhongjun was overjoyed in his heart, and asked, "Brother Anbei has a trick?" The younger brother asked. ”
Shen An looked at the void and showed a mysterious smile, "Can't be strained...... But constipation is not comfortable! ”
"Constipation?"
Zhao Zhongjun's eyes lit up......
The two heads gradually approached, and Shen An said in a low voice: "Let him get angry and irritable, and then he will be constipated, and he won't be able to pull out, and he will only pull it once for a few days, this mood is ...... Have you experienced it? ”
Zhao Zhongjun shook his head and said, "No, I have never been constipated." ”
"Then let's experience it first, otherwise how can you understand the pain of the person you drugged? As much pain as he is, you are as happy as you are......"
Shen An felt that he was teaching people to make mistakes, and if outsiders knew, they would definitely think that he was messing around.
But it's not nonsense.
He is very serious and is guiding Zhao Zhongjun.
After Zhao Zongshi ascended the throne, he also wanted to do something, but he didn't have time to show it.
After Zhao Zhongjun came to power, his eyes immediately turned to the north and northwest.
Naturally, the ministers knew what he was thinking, so all kinds of exhortations came.
At that time, Fu Bi's mouth was, 'I hope that Your Majesty will not speak for 20 years, and it is not appropriate to reward the side merits.' ’
This posture is very interesting, and it is also very ostrich, which is quite different from Fubi at this time.
Shen An didn't know if the years had made Fu Bi more and more conservative, or if the strength of his opponent had made him more and more timid.
But he knew one thing, and that was that after Zhao Zhongjun ascended the throne, his series of claims did not find allies.
There were no important ministers who supported his seemingly 'radical' political ideas and statecraft.
Everyone has only lived a good life for decades, and you think that the Great Song Dynasty will not be able to survive without reform?
Don't mess around, okay?
We have lived a very good life in the past 100 years, and the days are so comfortable, and everyone applauds!
Even his old lady Gao Tao is an opponent.
In the end, the aggrieved Zhao Zhongjun had to choose Wang Anshi, who had nothing to do at that time.
Lao Wang, let's have a wave?
Wang Anshi couldn't bear it anymore, and now that he was summoned by the emperor, he left his reserve behind, and flew all the way to the capital.
And then the New Deal began......
But the ending was a tragedy, and it caused a split between the DPRK and China.
After the split, there is party strife, and party strife is internal friction......
In the end, the internal friction caused by the party struggle caused by the New Deal continued until the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty and Zhao Gou's southern crossing.
It can be seen that the wrist of the monarch is not good, so don't make a big move, otherwise it will harm others and yourself.
And Shen An's bad idea for Zhao Zhongyan at this moment seems boring, but there is a deep meaning in it.
- This direction doesn't work, won't you go in a different direction?
"People want to live, don't be rigid, and they must touch the bypass...... For example, if this person can't do it, then it doesn't necessarily have to be ousted from power, let's ...... You can convince people with virtue! ”
Zhao Zhongjun returned to the mansion thoughtfully, just as Zhao Zongshi was looking for him.
"You don't need to take care of the affairs in the house, you can naturally suppress them one by one here for the father."
He looked at this son with complicated eyes, and he had all the emotions in his heart.
Pride, frustration, discomfort......
Zhao Zhongjun didn't know why, but he still responded.
Things in the house...... What happened in the house?
"A group of brutes, who don't do their own work, and don't allow others to do things?"
"What do you want to do with your head sharpened all day? I want to be prosperous and rich! ”
Zhao Yunrang was roaring, angry, and his voice could even be heard outside.
"But where does the glory and wealth come from? If it weren't for the old man who gave birth to you and came out, and changed your belly, would you be rich and noble in ordinary people? There's a fart! Let's go to the fields all day long! ”
"It's the old man who made you wait for glory and wealth, so before the old man dies, you wait and live in peace, otherwise you will get out! Get out of here! ”
Lao Zhao waved his hand, and his children and grandchildren went out in disgrace.
A son was probably scolded miserably before, and when he went out, he muttered: "It was my mother who gave birth to a certain ......"
Shout!
Before he finished speaking, he subconsciously lowered his head, and then a teacup flew over his head and turned into powder on the ground.
"Brute! No old man has a fart! Get lost! ”
Zhao Zhongjun stood on the side, maintaining an innocent young smile.
"Zhong Gong is back, go back and play with your brother and them."
"Zhong Gong looks taller again, and he can only talk if he has something to do in the future."
“……”
Zhao Zhongjun kept laughing until the people were gone.