Chapter 315: Life Only Gives You a Fart

This is the garden, and at the moment there is more fine green grass on the ground, which looks very tender.

The breath of spring is gradually rising.

A subordinate stood on the edge of the big tree, and said with a twinkle in his eyes: "Xiao Langjun, the villain doesn't know!" ”

Zhao Zhongjun turned his back to him and said angrily: "Do you think you can't ask?" Also, someone who knows that you are Hong Bin, but Hong Bin is just a subordinate, but someone is the master. You have to think clearly. ”

The subordinate said: "Xiao Langjun, the villain really doesn't know, the villain swears ......"

His eyes flickered, even with some smugness.

Zhao Zhongjun sighed: "That's it, so I won't embarrass you, but there is something I want to ask you for help with here, if it happens, two dollars." ”

Two times is a lot of money.

He turned around, and the greed that flashed in his eyes fell into his eyes.

"Would you like to?"

The subordinate pretended to hesitate, and only after Zhao Zhongjun urged a few times did he reluctantly nod.

Zhao Zhongjun took out a small oiled paper bag and handed it over, and said: "There are some tonics in this, you can put them in the tea for Hong Bin, here will give you a silver hairpin first, and the rest will be given after you have completed the work." ”

The subordinate's body trembled, and his eyes were full of horror.

"It turned out to be ......"

It turns out that Hong Bin used to have diarrhea and came back to life, but it turned out to be your handiwork?

Hong Bin's diarrhea is a joke in the house, some people say that he has a physical problem, but more people say that he has offended the dung god.

At first, Hong Bin also thought that this was the case, so he went to ask God to worship Buddha.

But the gods did not bless him, so he had to strengthen his precautions, especially his diet.

Zhao Zhongjun has not been able to do it recently, so he is very depressed.

The subordinate took the silver hairpin, then put away the oil paper package, and went all the way to find Hong Bin.

He touched the silver hairpin and said proudly: "We won't do this!" ”

He found Hong Bin, and when Hong Bin heard it, he said with tears in his eyes: "It's him?" A certain person said a long time ago that there was such a diarrhea, it turned out that he was still harmed, go, go to the king of the county. ”

What?

When the subordinates heard this, they panicked.

He just wanted to tell Hong Bin private, and then let Hong Bin pretend to have diarrhea to coax Zhao Zhongjun, so that he could benefit from both sides.

But Hong Bin had long hated the person who drugged him, and now that he had evidence and witnesses, he was really angry and went straight to Tianlinggai, and he lost all his senses.

What is that?

It's not that you want to mix in your battlefield, and the price is cannon fodder.

The two went all the way to Zhao Yunrang, and as soon as they entered, Hong Bin knelt down and cried.

Zhao Yunrang was unhappy because he couldn't tickle because of the cold weather, and he was a little unhappy when he heard him cry miserably.

Hong Bin raised his head and said: "The king of the county, someone bought this person and wanted to drug the villain, and asked the king of the county to call the shots for the villain." ”

Zhao Yunrang's eyes were filled with annoyance, then he suppressed his emotions and asked lightly, "Who did it?" Is there any evidence? ”

Hong Bin pointed to his subordinates and said, "King Jun, the eldest man on the other side of the Thirteen Langs bought him with a silver hairpin and gave him medicine...... Let him get down in the villain's tea. The king of the county, the villain...... Wrong! ”

I just thought that your family was unproductive, so of course I had to snub you.

But now I regret it!

Zhao Zongshi doesn't say it, Zhao Zhongjun is becoming more and more capable now, and Hong Bin wants to say that he doesn't regret it, it's fake.

But he knew that he had offended that family and offended him badly, and he would definitely not be able to tie it up in the future.

So he would occasionally make a little trouble over there, of course, covertly, just to vent his anger.

Today, through a few hands, he finally spread the news that Shen An was swaggering through the city with a long knife full of evil spirit to Zhao Zongshi, who was recuperating.

Then Zhao Zhongyao's revenge came immediately.

In an instant, he lost his mind, and the fact that he was carried out of the house in the past, and the watery poop dripping under his body hit his heart.

What a shame!

At this moment, he just wanted to die with Zhao Zhongjun.

But he didn't know that Zhao Yunrang, the boss of the county king's mansion, had already known about it.

The palace is difficult, and there are endless ways to fight openly and secretly, and he is worried that his children and grandchildren will be bullied after entering the palace, so he simply regarded this matter as a training for Zhao Zhongjiao.

If you can give people laxatives today, you won't be poisoned tomorrow in the palace......

With such a thought, Zhao Yunrang watched a series of methods of his grandson.

Not bad!

But today he actually capsized?

Ay!

It's not promising!

Zhao Yunrang sighed in his heart, and then asked, "What about the evidence?" ”

He can't just rely on Hong Bin's empty mouth and white teeth to convict his grandson.

Hong Bin urged the subordinate: "Hurry up and show it to the county king." ”

The man already regretted it at the moment, he knew that he was afraid that he was going to be cannon fodder, but he had to take out the silver hairpin and the oil paper bag.

"Call Zhong Jun."

Zhao Yunrang's order was not carried out immediately, but whispered in his ear: "Ah Lang, do you want Xiao Langjun to make amends for them?" Nothing like that! ”

The old servant also likes Zhao Zhonglian's agility, so he is ready to cannon fodder with Hong Bin.

So he raised his eyes and glanced at Hong Bin, and the coldness in his eyes made Hong Bin a little puzzled.

I didn't offend him!

Zhao Yunrang shook his head slightly, how could he be willing to let Zhao Zhongyun face these directly, but if the jade is not successful, he will not be taught a lesson, how will he know to be cautious in the future.

Later, Zhao Zhongjun came, still saluting with an innocent face.

"I've seen Weng."

Zhao Yunrang looked at this most promising grandson, suppressed the love in his heart, and said sharply: "You bought someone to drug Hong Bin? ”

Zhao Zhongjun said blankly: "What medicine?" Buyers? Grandchildren won't buy people! ”

Zhao Yunrang pointed to the subordinate over there and shouted, "He! ”

It's really good that this grandson can pretend to be nothing!

Zhao Yunrang felt that his grandson was too smart, and he couldn't help but rejoice in his heart.

You'd better evolve into an old fox, and you won't be afraid of anything that enters the palace.

Zhao Zhongjun glanced at the subordinate, shook his head and said, "Why do you want to harm so-and-so?" Who instructed you? ”

Hey!

Do you even know how to bite back?

Not bad!

Promising!

Zhao Yun made his heart even more happy, but he still said with a straight face: "Look at your things!" ”

A silver hairpin, Zhao Zhongjun shook his head and said, "This is not grandchildren's." ”

This silver hairpin style is ordinary, and it is a big road goods at a glance.

Hong Bin also regretted it at the moment, and felt that he shouldn't tear his face, but it had come to this point, so he had to say: "You can buy it outside." ”

You Zhao Zhongjun go out every day!

Okay! This hammer nailed Zhao Zhongli to death.

Ay!

Zhao Yunrang looked at the small oiled paper bag and sighed slightly in his heart.

"It's the laxative you gave him."

"Laxatives?"

Zhao Zhongjun walked over and picked up the oiled paper bag, and then slowly opened it.

He looked at the powder and sniffed it.

He looked suspicious and asked, "Weng Weng, you didn't make a mistake, right?" ”

The old servant said: "Xiao Langjun, everyone is watching, absolutely yes." ”

Zhao Zhongyao's face changed suddenly, and he said, "Weng Weng, try it, otherwise anyone can use something to frame his grandson." ”

He was wronged.

Zhao Yunrang thought of the hypocrisy of his descendants towards Zhao Zongshi's family.

"That's it, let him eat it!"

He was annoyed in his heart, so he simply tested that subordinate.

Pull it!

Pull it and clean it up again!

The old man's grandson asked you to go to the drug, and you dared not go?

His face turned white, and he wanted to beg for mercy, but no one paid attention to him.

Hong Bin was a little gloating, he remembered the scene of his previous diarrhea, that posture......

It's really impressive!

After taking the medicine, the subordinate stood on the side, desperately waiting for the reaction in his stomach.

A quarter of an hour passed.

No response!

Half an hour passed.

Still no response.

Hong Bin's complexion changed, and he was a little panicked.

He remembered that after he had eaten something, he pulled it within a quarter of an hour at most, and he pulled it heartily.

But this person didn't react?

What does this mean?

Framed!

Planted!

An hour passed, and he was like an ant on a hot pan, restless.

Zhao Yunrang was reading a book, and the old servant stuck in time and reminded: "Ah Lang, it's been an hour." ”

Well!

Zhao Yunrang glanced up at Zhao Zhongjun, with some joy in his eyes.

Then he said coldly: "Why did you frame Zhong Gong? ”

The man was already frightened, knelt down and said, "The king of the county, the villain...... The silver hairpin and laxatives were really given by Xiao Langjun! ”

There was a sudden gut rattle in his stomach.

Is this coming?

Hahahaha!

He just felt that the rush went straight down.

I can't bear it!

What could be more direct evidence than to pull it out on the spot?

He put all his strength underneath and struggled to open the chrysanthemum......

Huh......

A long fart just let out.

The sound of this fart is deep and long-lasting......

There is still an echo?

Hong Bin was rejoicing, but he didn't smell the smell of stool.

The man couldn't help but reach out and touch the back of his buttocks, but found nothing.

He squeezed harder, but he didn't feel like it anymore.

Life is like this, when you work hard for a long time, thinking it's a piece of, life just gives you a fart.

The subordinate knelt down, "The villain is guilty, the villain framed Xiao Langjun, the crime is unforgivable......"

It's a single!

I was wrong!

Xiao Langjun, I shouldn't refuse your purchase.

Hong Bin's face was pale, and he knew that he was going to be unlucky.

Things have come to this point, and Zhao Yunrang will naturally suspect that he set up this game in order to frame Zhao Zhongjiao.

"The villain is guilty."

He didn't know if it was the subordinate who had cheated him, or if someone had intervened.

He just regretted one thing: why couldn't I be more patient.

Zhao Yunrang said coldly: "Pull it out, fight!" ”

Didn't you even drive it out?

In an instant, both the subordinate and Hong Bin were overjoyed.

"Thank you, thank you!"

The two were pulled out, and Zhao Yunrang nodded to Zhao Zhongjun and said, "You're fine, go ahead." ”

Zhao Zhongjun bowed and retired, always feeling that his grandfather's eyes were not quite right.

He went all the way out, and happened to see Hong Bin and the subordinate being tied to the bench and playing board.

"Woooooooooooo

When the two saw Zhao Zhongjun coming, their screams suddenly became more tragic.

The man's eyes were full of chagrin, and he felt that he had missed a great opportunity, and he would never be able to make up for it in his life.

He couldn't help but whimper.

Syllable!

As soon as the board came down, Hong Bin also howled miserably, watching Zhao Zhongjun go away, and felt extremely uncomfortable.

It was because he was blind that he snubbed Thirteen Lang's side.

Somebody is blind!

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Thank you, I will come back from the hospital, and I saw the whole site news. Thanks to the second Silver League of "Smoke and Ashes Falling" for the tip.