Chapter 489: Kaka ...... Stuck

"In fact, the richness of the Central Plains is not the fertility of the land at all, but the diligence and wisdom of our Central Plains people. Look at our surroundings, Cochin is a good place to grow twice a year, and the abundance of products makes people jealous, but what has happened to their lives? ”

"Not to mention the Western Xia, poor. As for the Liao people, they have a lot of good places, but how do they treat their lives? Yelu Hongji is still wandering around, if the Great Song Dynasty is cut off, those powerful people of the Liao people are afraid that they will cry......"

Shen An said: "Your Majesty, in the past, others came to rob our things, but this time we will let us rob them once." ”

Zhao Zhen was so angry that he said that he had the ability to be crooked...... Pointing at him, he said: "Is the territory of the Liao people a good land? Besides, the matter of cotton is illusory, and since they are all gone, then I have nothing to say, if there is something......"

Han Qi made up for it: "Your Majesty, this matter is Shen An's strong advocacy, and the minister can't resist him, so he has to agree." ”

Shen An was a little angry when he heard this, and said: "That's a baby, a baby that can make a big change in the Great Song Dynasty!" ”

What is cotton not a treasure?

Once it is popularized, there will be no more cold in the world, but the more important thing is the planting area.

It is said that there are some places outside the Seychelles that are more suitable, and when the time comes, those powerful people will give up this big fortune?

Thinking of the time when those powerful and wealthy gentry were clamoring to attack, Shen An couldn't help but laugh.

"Your Majesty......"

Someone outside suddenly shouted, and the voice was so sharp that Shen An couldn't help but shudder.

Zhao Zhen shouted: "Go and see what's going on." ”

The chamberlain was brought in and said, "Your Majesty, Sima Guang has fallen into the well." ”

it!

The ministers were all stunned.

Zhao Zhen Fameng asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Sima Guang went outside the city to observe the people's situation, and when he was thirsty in the wilderness, he wanted to find water, but he accidentally fell into a dry well, and his entourage came to ask for ......help."

Zhao Zhen felt that something was wrong when he heard it: "It's good to pull it up, is it a heavy blow?" ”

"It's Sima Guang who is too fat......"

A picture appeared in everyone's minds: the chubby Sima Guang fell into the dry well, and several people pulled it with ropes, but his body was tightly stuck on the wall of the well......

Is that okay too?

Zhao Zhen was dumbfounded and ordered: "Hurry up, hurry up." Let the people of the Imperial City Division go, and send more people......"

Out of the main hall, Han Qi said: "It's cold, hurry up, otherwise the old man is worried that Jun Shi will not survive for a few days!" ”

Sima Guang's life and death were not within Shen An's consideration, and after returning home, he asked Zeng Ermei to make a grill and then barbecue in the front yard.

He was eating barbecue in the middle of a small abandoned village on the outskirts of a small abandoned village, and a group of people were laying ropes around the edge of a dry well.

"Hold on! Pull the rope! ”

Sima Guang in the well pulled the rope, and the people above began to exert themselves......

"You can't pull it, force it!"

"Hey...... Don't pull ......."

Sima Guang in the well screamed and shouted, "Stop! The stomach is going to break, it's going to break! ”

The rope loosened for a moment, and someone asked, "You know, are you still coming?" ”

Zhang Banian didn't get entangled, and said coldly: "Come again!" ”

The rope pulls again......

"No! The old man can't go up, Kaka ...... Stuck ......"

Everyone had no choice but to give up pulling, and then Zhang Bannian asked, "Has Sima Gong stepped on the bottom?" ”

Sima Guang said: "The old man is standing at the bottom of the well. ”

The well is not deep, which is good news.

"Try again!"

And then the screams rang out again......

"No way!"

Why can't this be pulled?

Zhang has been out of luck for eight years.

A subordinate suggested: "I know, or ...... Let's dig from above. ”

"Keep digging?"

"Yes!"

Zhang Bannian stared at this subordinate and said, "That soil will collapse, don't wait to save it...... Are you trying to bury Sima Guang alive? ”

"Wait, go back to Beijing and ask Your Majesty."

……

Zhang returned to Beijing quickly in eight years, and when he saw Zhao Zhen, he told him about the difficulties.

"Can't pull it up?"

Zhao Zhen was speechless, Zhang Bannian said: "The import is small in the middle, and I don't know how he fell, official, it's cold, if it drags on, the minister is worried about ......"

It's easy to eat and drink, just put it down, but what about the cold?

Zhao Zhen immediately convened the Zai Fu to discuss the matter.

"What should I do?"

Zhao Zhen threw the question out, and he was also thinking about it.

"Digging? It's not proper, if you don't get it right, you will bury Junshi alive. ”

"How's the deadlift?"

"No, if you pull your belly apart......"

It was Ouyang Xiu who said this, and after he finished speaking, the ministers all looked at him with a tangled expression.

- Inoue struggled to pull, and Sima Guang below shouted: "The intestines are out!" ”

This picture ......

Zhao Zhen's body trembled, and said, "Zhu Qing hurriedly thought of ideas, and ...... Don't say it. ”

If you say it, the whole capital will know that Sima Guang has fallen into the well......

Ouyang Xiu was very entangled and said: "This Jun Shi smashed the cylinder when he was a child, and it is a good story, if it is rumored that he fell into the well again, what should he smash?" ”

Smash the well!

Zhao Zhen felt that Ouyang Xiu's words were a little hurtful, but

Zeng Gongliang coughed dryly and said, "Your Majesty, do you want to ask the craftsman about this matter?" ”

At the mention of craftsmen, Zhao Zhen's eyes lit up and asked, "How is Shen An?" ”

Ouyang Xiu wanted to say that it was inappropriate, but Han Qi praised: "Shen An's miscellaneous scholars know a little bit, what kind of strength and what skills, it is said to be very useful." ”

"The last time we verified the diversion of the Yellow River, Zhao Zhongqi and Wang Yan just calculated and came to an infeasible conclusion, why don't you let him take a look?"

Didn't you Shen An coax all day long? Take what is in heaven and what is not on earth in your miscellaneous doctrines, and now come out and slip away.

Zhao Zhen thought of Sima Guang, who was still staying at the bottom of the well, and was anxious, "Go quickly, let Shen An take someone." ”

Out of the hall, Ouyang Xiu said with some dissatisfaction: "A big lump is blocked there, and it's not a dead thing that can be deadlifted, and it can't be dug or dig, how can you get it?" If it can't be rescued, the official family blames Shen An...... Is this a calamity? ”

Zeng Gongliang also said: "Yes! This matter had nothing to do with Shen An, but he was brought in. ”

Shen An is innocent!

A cold color flashed in Han Qi's eyes, and he said: "Junshi is a pillar, he is in danger at the moment, and we should make a strong contribution." Shen An implemented miscellaneous science in Taixue, and Wang Yan boasted that he knew astronomy in miscellaneous studies, and everything down to geography, since this was the case, he should be allowed to contribute today. ”

He sneered in his heart, the two of you are teaming up to deal with the old man, but the old man is the prime minister, the official family trusts, and the future prince is also sent by the old man. This even the next generation of emperors and old husbands have booked a good impression, do you still want to overthrow the old man?

Dream!

Han Qi consciously brushed the favorability of the joint emperor, so he has been very proud recently.

The waiter over there ran all the way to Shen's house, but Shen An was not there.

"What?"

Wang Yan and Zhao Zhongyan were there, and the two of them were worried about the topic given by Shen An, and when they saw this, their hearts moved, so they looked at each other, and then said: "Brother Anbei has something urgent to do and left the city today, and I don't know where it is." ”

Both of them are smart people, and they feel that this is a great opportunity to evade their homework, so they don't dislike Sima Guang's personality anymore, and they want to learn Shen An's motto.

- Let's convince people with virtue!

The chamberlain stomped his feet and said: "There is no need to hide the two of you in this matter, then Sima Guang fell into a dry well outside the city, and he can't go up or down, the official said that Shen An's miscellaneous studies are good, let him go and see, so as to save people!" ”

"Ahem!"

Wang Yan took out a folding fan and fanned it, and said, "This matter ...... Do you know who teaches miscellaneous studies in Taixue? Do you know who is the most knowledgeable in the sect? ”

The chamberlain shook his head, and Zhao Zhongjun said lightly: "A certain person in the sect knows the most about miscellaneous studies, but it is not good to learn too much, so let him teach in miscellaneous studies." ”

Such a bull pen?

The chamberlain didn't find Shen An and was a little worried that he would be punished when he went back, and when he saw that these two people were willing to ask for help, he hurried back to the palace to report.

"Zhao Zhongjun and Wang Yan?"

Zhao Zhen looked at Zhang Ba Nian.

Zhang Bannian said: "The official, that Wang Yan is smart, and now he is teaching miscellaneous studies in Taixue, and those students are all obeying him." As for Zhao Zhongjun...... Except for him, no one in the clan has ever learned ......"

Zhao Zhen sighed: "That's it, let them go quickly." ”

This is a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

Zhang Banian removed the herald, and when he came back, he said Shen An's traces.

"Official, Shen An heard that someone in Chen Liu's fish was delicious, so he took his sister and said that he would come back tomorrow......"

"If you don't learn, you can't do it!"

Zhao Zhen couldn't help but be annoyed: "Still hungry!" ”

……

The sky was getting dark, and Sima Guang at the bottom of the well was nibbling on a cooking cake in his hand, and he still had a water bladder in his hand, but he refused to drink it.

If you drink it, you have to pee, and when the time comes, it will stink and smell bad.

At present, the bottom of the well is his home, and it is instinctive to make the air in this home fresher.

It's just that you can't skip the meal.

According to Sima Guang's logic, rice must be eaten, and there must be meat.

But this is a suburb, and there are no people around, so there is only dry food brought by the rescuers, so he can only be aggrieved.

I had only eaten half of the cake when I heard the sound of horses' hooves.

Sima Guang raised his head and listened, hoping that this time it was a master.

"I've seen two little Langjun."

A greeting greeting approached, and then two heads appeared on the mouth of the well.

The well was not deep, but the sky was dark at the moment, so Sima Guang didn't recognize it.

"A certain Zhao Zhongjun, I have seen Mr. Sima."

"A certain Wang Yan, is Mr. Sima okay down there? Have you eaten it? ”

When Sima Guang heard that it was these two teenagers, he immediately lost his mind and continued to eat cooking cakes.

Zhao Zhongyun and Wang Yan retreated, the two muttered for a while, and Zhao Zhongyan asked, "How many times have you pulled it?" ”

There is some ambiguity in this statement, but fortunately, the people in the Imperial City Division are not stupid, "I pulled it five times, but I was stuck in the middle." ”

Zhang Bannian asked, "Is there a way?" ”

Wang Yan said lightly: "In the eyes of a certain person, there is nothing difficult. ”

Big talk!

Bragging pen!

This is the common sentiment of everyone.

Zhao Zhongjun frowned and said: "It's a little difficult, such as it's late today, let's wait for tomorrow." ”

This is stability!

With Wang Yan's arrogance as a comparison, everyone couldn't help but have a lot of good feelings for Zhao Zhongyao.

But Sima Guang after one night......

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