After a good night's sleep, when Zhao Zhongjun woke up, he saw Wang Yan wandering around the well.

“…… The kid was quite confused about the university, and it said that he had to cultivate himself in advance, and if he wanted to cultivate himself, he must first be right. If you want to correct your heart, you must first be sincere. If you want to be sincere first, you must know it first, and you will know it in Gewu...... The kid thought it was right. But if you want to cultivate your body first, the kid is vain, and the world rarely can do this...... Speaking of prudence, how many people in the world can do it? The kid often feels confused, and asks the gentleman to teach me. ”

Zhao Zhongyun, who was yawning, couldn't help but be stunned, and then felt that this product was really not authentic.

Shen An said that there is no real gentleman in the world, and if there is, it must be a puppet without his own thoughts.

Because people will have selfish desires, and if they are together, their hearts will inevitably be shaken, what kind of gentleman are they talking about at this time?

A gentleman is never forced, if he is forced, he is a nerd, useless in the country and at home, just a waste.

Sima Guang's voice came from the well, and it sounded a little dull: "The heart is right first, and the heart is right to be the body, which is the foundation of all things." If the mind is not right, everything is illusory...... The so-called sincerity, the so-called knowledge of things, should start from a young age, but this does not conflict with sincerity and righteousness, it must go hand in hand...... In this way, the mind and body can be one......"

Wang Yan frowned and said, "Sima Guang's words are quite reasonable. ”

This kind of delving into the great principles of life is not what young people like, at this time someone in front of him began to cook, Wang Yan sniffed, and hurriedly went to get food.

A person from the Imperial City Division was making breakfast, Wang Yan went over to take a look, and it turned out that he just heated the dry cakes, and then there were some dried pickles. Two loaves per person, a dried pickle, like a salted radish.

Wang Yan took a bite of the salted radish, and the taste was unexpectedly good, but the cake was very unpalatable.

After barely eating seventy percent full, Wang Yan and Zhao Zhongjun went to the well.

Zhang Bannian came over and asked, "How?" ”

Zhao Zhongjun said: "There is a way to do this, but I don't know if he can bear it." ”

Got a way?

Zhang Bannian's eyes flashed, and he said, "Xiao Langjun just say it." ”

Zhao Zhongyan glanced down and asked, "Is it cold down there?" ”

"It's not cold, it's warm!"

It's cold and windy in the well, but it's not cold in the well?

"This well has been abandoned for many years, and it has long been out of steam, and it is very dry."

If there is moisture, the cold will invade.

It's easy.

Zhao Zhongjun asked with a straight face: "How much is it worse when I pulled it before?" ”

Sima Guang thought for a moment, "Not much. ”

Zhao Zhongjun nodded and said, "So there is a way." ”

A group of rough men from the Imperial City Division were looking at him, not believing that this sect member had a way to rescue Sima Guang.

There's nothing we can do about it, so you just learned that bullshit miscellaneous...... Do you think you're only eight buckets high?

Zhao Zhongjun said: "First, from this moment on, only drink water, not food. Second, don't get around and block the air circulation. ”

"That's it?"

Zhang Bannian felt that this matter was not very reliable.

"Isn't this Bigu?"

"Huh! Do you want to make Sima Gong hungry and thin? ”

"When do you have to be hungry?"

"Don't starve......"

"I can pull it up when I'm hungry, but how long does it take?"

“……”

Everyone talked for a while, and Zhang Bannian also felt that he had no bottom in his heart, but at present, everyone had no good way to deal with Sima Guang's predicament, so he ......

He walked to the dry well and said to the bottom: "Sima Yuan, may you be hungry for a few days?" ”

Sima Guang below had already heard Zhao Zhongjun's words just now, and he said, "This matter ...... Shen Anke? ”

You actually trust Shen An?

Sima Guang and Shen An had several conflicts, and in such a situation, Sima Guang actually chose to trust Shen An, and had to make Zhang Banian a little confused.

So Zhang Banian returned to Beijing again, and just caught Shen An, who had just arrived home, and entered the palace together.

"How many days are you hungry?"

Zhao Zhen naturally doesn't know how to lose weight, and he hasn't experienced the pain of hunger. He subconsciously touched his belly and asked, "How many days can I lose weight after starvation?" ”

Shen An scolded Zhao Zhongjun and Wang Yan in his heart, but at this moment, he could only endorse them: "Your Majesty, this person is divided into normal and thin, and the third is obesity." Sima Guang is a little fat, and his abdomen is mostly fat. And if you want to burn fat, you have to diet or exercise. Sima Guang is naturally unpracticed, so he can open up the valley...... No, it's dieting. ”

"Can dieting make your belly smaller?"

People have a small belly when they are old, and Zhao Zhen is no exception, he looks at his belly and feels that this is a symbol of blessing.

Shen An nodded vigorously and said, "Yes!" ”

He hasn't lost weight yet, but I've seen a lot of the popular propaganda.

Lose weight first to lose belly, diet first to slim belly, these concepts can be seen everywhere.

Even if he can't, he has to endorse Zhao Zhongyao's kid, and he won't be able to pull it up when the time comes......

"When the time comes...... What if you can't pull it up? ”

Zhao Zhen obviously thought about this problem as well.

Shen An said seriously: "Official, if you can't pull it up, it means that Sima Guang is too fat......"

If you can't pull it up, then you have to continue to reduce, but at that time you have to eat, a small amount.

Zhao Zhen covered his forehead and was melancholy, there were no superfluous courtiers on the scene at this time, and Chen Zhongheng dared to speak, "Official, everyone can't help it, and this is also a helpless way." ”

Oh, yes! There is no way, if you don't act, how long can Sima Guang support it?

"Go ahead."

Zhao Zhen agreed to this plan, and even asked Chen Zhongheng to go to the Huayuan County Mansion to ask Zhao Yunliang and his son about the reaction of Bigu, but the father and son were so happy that they almost taught their experience of Bigu, and then looked forward to the good news at home.

They thought that this was the importance that the official family valued them, but they didn't know that Sima Guang had fallen into the well.

“…… The official, the king of Huayuan said that he was hungry for three or four days, and if he could still eat some fruit every day, it would be okay for four or five days......"

Zhao Zhen was finally relieved, but the Zai Fu were a little puzzled.

"Is this to turn Sima Guang into a thin man? But how did the old man feel that he hadn't had time to get thinner...... I guess I'm going to have to be dead. ”

This is the political hall, Zeng Gongliang is not shy about talking about Sima Guang's life and death.

Han Qi also tore off his mask: "The two teenagers are playing ghosts, and the old man naturally doesn't believe it." But why did Shen An say yes? That was his miscellaneous studies, and Zhao Zhongjun was good friends with him. Anyone can oppose it, he has to say yes! ”

That's endorsement!

It doesn't matter if you're right or not, brother will give you a thumbs up first, of course, it's okay to call it 666.

Ouyang Xiu didn't speak, because he also felt unreliable.

The three people present were all pot-bellied, and when they took off their clothes, they could see their loose and fat bellies. They also used to worry about their belly, but they couldn't do it, they couldn't get it down.

But Shen An actually said that he could lose his stomach after being hungry for a few days......

These high-ranking positions naturally won't be hungry, so they scoff at this.

Are you trying to trick us into going to Bigu?

……

Shen An went outside the city as soon as he slipped away, and when he saw the small village that flew up, the people of the Imperial City Division had already set up camp around him, and there were tents everywhere.

"I've seen the edict."

"You're finally here!"

“……”

The people of the Imperial City Division were a little relieved. Shen Anxin thought what was wrong? Could it be that Sima Guang can't hold on?

He walked over, and when he saw the dry well, he also saw Zhao Zhongqi and Wang Yan.

Zhao Zhongyan lay on the edge of the wellhead and shouted down: "...... Sima Yuan, is it possible to pull? Yes, untie your pants first, and pay attention to holding your pants! Stretch your legs forward and cross...... Okay, try it, make sure it won't pull in your pants......"

Wang Yan fiddled with a man on the side, making him bend his legs forward, and then the person fell from his buttocks with a rock.

"Peace of mind, it won't fall out of your pants!"

What kind of sin did Lao Tzu do in his last life! I even know such two little brutes!

Shen An saw that they were fiddling with these, and he couldn't help but feel angry, and wanted to kick them into the dry well one by one.

Then Wang Yan and Zhao Zhongjun came back with their noses covered, and after seeing Shen An, both of them had a straight face, "Brother Anbei came just in time, please give me advice." ”

What do I point to me?

At this time, Shen An could only go all the way to the end.

"It's a great deal."

But after arriving in a secluded place, Shen An was furious, one person and one kick.

"Sima Guang's belly fat is fat, and he forcibly pulls it up, even if he is strained, it will be fine, and it will be natural to be left in the hospital for ten days and a half months. You two ...... Didn't you tell you about the structure of fat? ”

Wang Yan opened the folding fan and fanned it a few times, and said: "Brother Anbei doesn't know, if it is deadlifted, how can he show his ability to learn miscellaneous...... They don't know that if people don't eat, it's their stomachs that lose weight first...... But we know! ”

Shen An kicked it away and scolded: "Do you think you are an immortal? Get lost! ”

From the miscellaneous studies of later generations, there are many knowledge points that are very magical, Wang Yan was perfunctory at first, and after those knowledge points were verified one by one, this guy became more and more immortal.

Brother's IQ can crush everyone in the world, and now that I have learned this miscellaneous science, I know the origin of all things in the world, and the distance between me and you ordinary people is getting bigger and bigger, who can understand this loneliness?

Kicking this dumb guy away, Shen An stared at Zhao Zhongjun with an unkind gaze.

Zhao Zhongjun said with a sincere face: "Brother Anbei, that Sima Guang is afraid of pain!" The little brother screamed the most, and he felt distressed when he heard it...... And the little brother can't see the blood, thinking about pulling him up bloody, the little brother is ...... in his heart."

Shen An stared at him and said coldly, "What about tears? Don't just sniff and shed a few crocodile tears for me. ”

Zhao Zhongjun asked innocently, "What is a crocodile?" ”

Shen An subconsciously explained: "It's the dragon." The dragon's tears are not sad, its eyes have a transparent membrane, the membrane blocks the eyes when diving, and the membrane is used to protect the eyes when going ashore, and tears are needed to lubricate it...... Also, crocodiles cry when they eat......"

Zhao Zhongjun asked curiously: "Is this crying for hunting?" ”

He folded his hands and said reverently, "A good man, no, a good beast." ”

Belch! The crocodile's tears represent hypocrisy in the Hereafter!

Shen An said: "No, after the crocodile eats its prey, the salt content in its body will increase, so it needs tears to expel the excess salt. ”

"Brother Anbei is talented, and the younger brother finally knows the mystery of the dragon's tears today......

Wang Yan sneered on the side, and Zhao Zhongjun glanced at him.

Don't bother me fooling people......

Shen An had successfully forgotten that he wanted to clean up this kid.