"Senior sister, you're thinking about it again! It's all come to this, why aren't you sober and still obsessively going to death? ”

Under the ground, Sun Wukong saw the situation on the ground in his eyes, and he was anxious in his heart, so he hated that there was no heavy rain in the sky now, waking up the woman who didn't know whether to live or die.

Huang Li was also anxious, but he was not as uncomfortable as Sun Wukong, but it was a pity that he didn't bring his brothers over, otherwise it would be good to see what Miss Huaguoshan looked like when she couldn't beat and scold people.

Sun Wukong's eyes erupted with fire and he was looking forward to Zi'er leaving quickly and finding a safe place to hide, but he didn't plan to do so.

The monster combined with the monkey and the donkey was still restless at first, and circled around the stone for a while, and when she saw that the fire that burst out above her head could not hurt her, she actually became bolder, and crossed her waist and smiled.

"Wang, what do you want to do? Isn't she, scared crazy? ”

Sun Wukong covered his head and shook from side to side as if his head hurt, "Scared crazy? When was she normal again? I'm afraid now is the time for her to be the most normal! ”

"Oh, that's too, thinking back to the days in Huaguo Mountain, the eldest lady doesn't seem to have done what a normal person would do." Huang Li agreed thoughtfully, but his mind was racing, and he exclaimed: "Why is this behavior normal now?!" ”

Sun Wukong thought that you would understand if you continued to look down, so he didn't answer.

Zi'er had turned enough, but the battle between the mountain monsters still showed no sign of subsidence. Not only did she not dodge to a safe place as Sun Wukong wished, but she also stretched her arms and raised her head to the sky, and her two donkey legs jumped around with full rhythm, as if performing a strange dance.

Sun Wukong blew his breath into the bronze mirror again, so in addition to the picture, even the sound of the ground was clearly transmitted in, Huang Li's mouth suddenly opened as big as a dustpan, and his expression was more strange than seeing a ghost, pointing to the mirror and stammering: "Big ...... Great King, that's what you said, normal? I'm just afraid, she's even crazier than before! ”

Why do you scare a yellow calendar like this? It turns out that Zi'er is not only dancing rhythmic dance, but also singing in a voice like a monkey and a donkey, but there are only two sentences in the lyrics upside down: I am light, I am electricity, I am the only myth, I only love you and my little demon~

Sun Wukong's originally handsome face was suffocated into a slender bitter melon, and his eyes had never been so gloomy, giving people the feeling of swallowing a pound of sun-dried yellow lotus heart at once.

Only then did he say to Huang Li: "My junior sister, who was once taken away by the demon king of the Great Realm, and then for some reason, became the only one who was released alive. ”

Huang Li nodded: "Hmm~ King, we all know about this, and because of this, she remembered the path to the Puluo Realm, so that we can go on a smooth expedition." ”

Sun Wukong told the truth sadly: "Zi'er wants to follow the army, but in fact, ...... In fact, it was not to defeat the demon king, but to defect to her husband......"

"Husband...... Husband? ”

This amount of information is too much, and when it suddenly smashes down, the yellow calendar is stunned, and I don't know how to react at all.

For a while, he couldn't associate the word "husband" with the demon king, and only thought in a daze, "The eldest lady is stupid, ugly and bad-tempered, no matter how bad the men in the world are, they can't find a worse one to match her, right?" ”

However, he is a clever monkey soldier, and he has not been stunned for a long time, and he has a little aftertaste, especially the chanting of the scriptures, and there is a "little demon" in the lyrics, so the person who has a relationship with the eldest lady is ......

"Big ...... The Great King......"

"Oh, what are you going to ask, what are you doing with such a stutter?" Sun Wukong was upset, and Zi'er's out-of-tune strange singing really couldn't listen to it, so he blocked his voice again.

Huang Li swallowed his saliva fiercely, and asked cautiously: "King, please forgive your subordinates for being stupider than pigs, but listening to what you say, how can it seem that the eldest lady is an undercover agent sent by the Demon King to Huaguo Mountain, and we were lured here by her and fell into danger?" ”

"Whew!" Sun Wukong spat out, "Undercover? Joining the same stream with the Demon King? Huang Li, you also think of your eldest lady too highly, right? She can't afford such a high-level cooperation! ”

"What...... What does it mean? "Huang Li is more confused, so he stutters more.

"Don't think that she is obsessed with the demon king, and in order to see that evil ghost brought us here, it is to be able to do good things with the demon king, in fact, not only will people not slant her at the corner of their eyes, but they didn't even dare to kill her in order to get rid of her!"

"Huh? Oh, that makes sense......"

"Huh? You, Huang Li, what do you mean? ”

"I ...... This is not interesting, subordinates, and big guys, in fact, they don't expect the eldest lady to show anyone ......"

Sun Wukong was dizzy, just because the words of the Yellow Calendar were true, Zi'er fell in love with the demon king at first sight, and sent himself to other people's doors so infatuatedly, except for the word "cheap", how else can it be described?

Zi'er sang and danced, and the mountain monsters were fighting in the middle of the fight, and they didn't bother to look down no matter how many eyes they had, but in the end they couldn't resist the ugly singing, and a few pairs of eyes swept their eyes down with pain.

The air was already hot, and when she swept her eyes, Zi'er was sweating in an instant, and her monkey hair was all drenched in sweat. But she didn't care about the discomfort at all, and hurriedly stopped, and bravely greeted the mountain monster.

Life in the mountains is boring, and it is rare to find entertainment, and the favorite thing for mountain monsters to do is to fight a "battle of eyes" at night, usually until dawn.

But tonight, it didn't take long for the fight to be disturbed, and the mountain monsters were so upset that they couldn't wait to crush the bones of that monster smaller than a sesame dot and scatter ashes, so that they could clean their ears.

"Ugly bastard, where did you come from? We were obviously ordered to get a stone monkey, how could we become a monkey and donkey monster? ”

Zi'er's eyes rolled, she was happy and excited, and suddenly slapped her cleverness.

"Hey, I said this guy can't talk properly, right? Why does she look sick? Another mountain monster interjected.

The sound of both mountains was humming, like the sound of mosquitoes that had been amplified countless times.

Zi'er was self-absorbed with her good ideas, and as soon as she heard the words of the mountain monster, she quickly sobered up, and said in her heart, "It's not good, I don't have time to praise myself now, let's do the right thing!" ”

Why did she suddenly dance with joy? Because she came up with a better idea than just saying who she was and asking the mountain monster to send her to the demon king.

After singing for so long, my voice was a little tired, which was just right, Zi'er coughed twice and pretended to be Sun Wukong: "Well, you tall and big ugly things, you think you can catch me!" ”

"Catch you? You...... Could it be that the master ordered the stone monkey to be captured? A mountain monster asked, surprised.

"It's the deity. What do you want? Lao Sun I came thousands of miles to fight with the demon king, for a fair fight, you have to let me see the demon king, right? ”