"Hahaha~"

"Hahaha~"

Zi'er lied to her home, thinking that she could hide from the world and the sea, and she would never be recognized by the stupid mountain monsters, but unexpectedly provoked the mocking laughter of the mountain monsters, and the mosquito buzzing was even more deafening, which was really both infiltrating and worrying.

The mountain monsters had already decided that the monster below was the impostor Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, but when they saw her scratching themselves like this, they unconsciously began to wonder again, and one of them asked: "It seems that one of the characteristics of the monkey clan is that she likes to scratch her ears and cheeks, and that thing is such a scratching method, does it mean that she is indeed from the monkey clan?" ”

Another sneered, "What? You've broken your brain in a battle of eyes, right? When have you ever heard that the monkey people have two donkey legs? Look, the donkey's hooves are still on the ground! ”

……

The discussion was chaotic, and the mountain monsters were all commenting on Zi'er, but Zi'er herself had a sense of discomfort as a transparent person.

After listening to it for a while, she finally couldn't help it, and took out the strongest ability in her whole body-Hedong Lion Roar.

"Fuck~ Shut up, you dead brutes!"

This sentence worked, and it was transmitted to form an echo that circled around each mountain, and the mountain monsters had to shut up temporarily, so the countless eyes were only blinking, all focused on Zi'er.

When the opportunity came, Zi'er took the risk of roasting donkey meat into charcoal and laughed wildly: "Hahaha~ It is said that the stupidest monster in the world is a mountain monster, with a huge body but no brain, today I have seen the evidence!" ”

"You...... Ugly, is there anyone uglier than you in the world? Dare to insult us mountain monsters, are you impatient?! ”

A mountain monster fought back angrily, causing resonance among the other mountain monsters, and these red-eyed opponents who had just killed were actually angry with the enemy, forming the same front against Zi'er.

However, people who are inspired by love have immeasurable courage and the courage to break new ground, in the face of the hostility of many mountain monsters, Zi'er did not take a step back, her voice did not tremble in fright, and she roared confidently: "My grandson has three monkey hairs on the back of his head, and he can change seventy-two times, don't you know?" ”

Let's not talk about the reaction of the mountain monsters, just the underground.

Sun Wukong looked anxiously at the bronze mirror, and kept thinking about how to rush out of the ground to save people. Because he blocked the voice, he didn't know that Zi'er was pretending to be him, but when he saw that the mountain monsters were going to hurt Zi'er, the two sides seemed to be fighting with each other, and he was very curious, so he released his voice again.

"Wang, eldest lady, she seems to be saying that she is you......" Huang Li frowned when he heard it.

Sun Wukong said annoyingly: "Shut up, I have ears to listen!" ”

To tell the truth, when Zi'er was in Huaguo Mountain, Zi'er made the neighbors uneasy, and although Sun Wukong doted on her, he actually didn't think much of this junior sister in his heart. As everyone knows her, she is ugly, stupid and bad-tempered, and she is lazy to do it, and she can't find an advantage in her body, if it weren't for the relationship between her brother and sister, he probably wouldn't even be able to sweep the corners of his eyes at such a woman.

But this time, although he hated Zi'er to the core, he actually found a shining point in her in the last time the two of them got along, which was a real and admirable shining point - infatuation!

"Senior sister, senior brother really didn't expect that after you fell in love, you would become so persistent and move forward so bravely, but I am afraid that the warriors who do not hesitate to throw their heads and spill their blood on the battlefield do not have the same courage as you! It seems that just as no one is perfect, there is no such thing as a person who is really useless and full of shortcomings. Senior brother can see your shining side today, and it is not in vain that he has maintained you and loved you for so many years. ”

Huang Li, who was beside him, heard these words, and Huang Li asked in surprise: "King, do you still want to help the big and small...... Oh...... She? ”

Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders and said: "If you don't have me all these years, I'm afraid that she is nothing, and she will be used as a stepping stone to step on." But this time, I'm just afraid that she really doesn't need me, even if I have the best skills, I can't help her anymore. She will fulfill her long-cherished wish for many years, and when she sees her sweetheart, I can't say for sure what will happen after she sees her. ”

"Ah......?"

It's such an esoteric truth, Huang Li doesn't understand, but he understands that the king must have his own reasons and his own plans when he says this, so he must shut up now.

The Monkey King underground has mixed feelings, and the Zi'er on the ground is high-spirited.

The mountain monsters listened to her "seventy-two changes" statement, and they were really frightened, and one of them whispered to the closest companion: "Hey, that Sun monkey seems to be quite capable of transformation, this is true." But why did he have nothing to do to turn himself into such an ugly person? Isn't this the reason for eating too much? ”

The one replied: "Poof~ We are mountain monsters, and we are monkey spirits, what kind of mountain monsters can the monkey spirits understand?" If you understand, you're a monkey spirit too! Could it be that he turned himself into a mountain monster like you, and you would be comfortable? ”

"Huh~ That's that, although I still can't figure it out, but your words seem to make some sense!"

The other moved two inches and leaned over, "Hey, why don't I think this logically makes sense?" Do you remember that before our eyes were fought, something got into the ground? That thing doesn't look ugly, but it's hairy, hairy, and full of hair, I thought it was a stone monkey spirit! ”

Zi'er listened attentively to the conversation of the mountain monsters, and when she heard this, she couldn't help it, and cried and shouted at the top of her throat: "Oh, my lovely little junior sister, why did you drag the unknown monster into the soil?" You are so beautiful and so brave, we can have such an image spokesperson in Huaguoshan, it is simply a blessing that has taken eighty lifetimes to cultivate, you must not die! ”

"Huh? The one who drilled into the ground is the junior sister of the stone monkey spirit and the spokesperson of Huaguo Mountain?! ”

The mountain monsters nodded neatly, lit up the rocks and "fluttered" and fell.

Zi'er was scared, she had to save her life to see Ruyi Langjun, but she didn't want to become a meatloaf sticking to the ground.

She pointed her hand up and said, "My junior sister's whereabouts are unknown now, you must have asked your demon king to be arrested and become the lady of the village, you bastards, why don't you take me to see the demon king quickly, so as to get my junior sister back?" ”

A mountain monster said: "It seems reasonable to listen to this ugly monster say this." The monkey who fell into the ground was good-looking, and it was very possible to choose a mountain to be the spokesperson. As for the one in front of him, it is estimated that he will have to be slapped to death as soon as he is sent to the king's eyes, he thinks that he is a great stone monkey spirit, let's fulfill him, let him die according to the death method he chooses. ”