"Baowa's grandfather, Baowa's parents are dead, you, a grandfather, pulled him to grow up with a handful of and urine when he was alive, and he always couldn't take care of himself, and now that he is dead, he is relieved, and he should plan for himself, right?"

The black mother persuaded the old master, and the heartbroken appearance was as if she was about to burst into tears.

Meng Po kept laughing, but her smile became more and more eerie, and the more gloomy it became, the more strange it became, and she didn't make that kind of "quack" strange sound.

"Little Heizi~" Meng Po spoke, her voice was rough and hoarse, so low that it seemed to be swirling in her throat, but as soon as it sounded, it shook the black tigress's body like thunder.

"Little black? Hey, why does she call me Fa? ”

"Little Heizi, don't worry about your mother-in-law, think about yourself, where to go after drinking this bowl of fragrant soup!"

"Huh? I~ I'm not thirsty, I'm not hungry, mother-in-law, two bowls of soup are not much, Baowa and his grandfather have a lot of food, you can leave it to him~"

"You...... Black mother, the old man is not finished with you! "Is it tolerable or unbearable, the old master can't bear it at all, and he has to fight with the black mother when he wields his old fist.

"Hmph~" Meng Po smiled gloomily again, but the onomatopoeia used this time changed, which is a very dangerous signal, indicating that she is about to start!

"Oh, mother-in-law, my grandmother-in-law, you shouldn't have taken a fancy to Baowa and his grandfather, right?" The Black Mother blinked in her final dying throes.

"You still say? Old man, I told you! The old master was so angry that he almost vomited blood, bent down and grabbed the ash from the ground and stuffed it into the black mother's mouth, and the black mother shook her head, her mouth was avoided, but her face was smeared half black and half gray, looking very much like a yin and yang ghost.

"Hmph, black boy, my mother-in-law is confident and has a good eye, the wife in this photo is a matchmaker!"

"Huh? What the? ”

Rubbing it up, the black mother took a few steps back, and almost fell down from the Nai He Bridge into the Yellow Spring! No way? Even if the old horse eats tender grass, the age difference is huge, and there are several centuries, right?

The old master was so happy that he grinned, and instantly forgot that the two of them were in a dangerous realm, and that they might soon be transformed from living to dead.

Meng Po raised a finger like an eagle's claw, pointed to the gray face of the black mother and asked, "Do you know where all this dust comes from?" ”

If she didn't ask, no one would think that the dust was inappropriate, and there was dust everywhere on the ground, just sweep it away, and who would care how it accumulated? But when asked with ulterior motives, the two immediately felt that something was wrong.

The old master regretted that he shouldn't have touched around in a place like the underworld, and the black mother was so frightened that she wiped her face with her two sleeves, and her face was about to be scratched.

"Hmph, mother-in-law will tell you the truth, these are all the red dust sprinkled on the dead ghosts who came to drink Meng Po soup, including the resentment of their previous life, and the resentment is highly poisonous, if you don't want to be poisoned, hurry up and drink these two bowls of delicious soup, and then we will go our own way, and we will have nothing to do with each other from now on!"

When the old master heard this, he put on reading glasses, glared at Meng Po and said, "Ha, old Meng Po, don't you take a fancy to my student?" If he wants to die again, you are murdering your own husband! ”

"Master, teacher, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!"

This time it was Hei Mu who was angry and attacked, he felt that something was wrong, and Meng Po was definitely going to be angry!

Sure enough, Meng Po's wrinkled face even accepted a sneer, and the fierce light burst out in the old eyes like an evil eagle, sharp as two lasers, and the two of them saw that they were cold from head to toe, and they were frozen on the Nai He Bridge in an instant, and they could only be slaughtered motionless.

At this time, the damned root crutch showed its powers, and the hanging carp lantern was extinguished, and it was not like a lit candle, but more like a light bulb, and when it was extinguished, it meant that Meng Po was going to start acting!

"Soup~Soup~"

Hei Mu grinned crookedly, squinted at Meng Po's food basket, and said these two words vaguely.

This time, the old master did not withdraw, even if he was provoked, he would not be able to swing the ring ruler, and he could only hold back his joy, anger and sorrow in his heart, and he could not roll his eyes twice at most.

Two roots protruded from the base of the root cane, and two bowls of soup were inserted into each of them, and they grew strangely until they reached the mouths of the two of them.

Ya~ Meng Po in the underworld can also keep pace with the times and prepare a new type of straw! The roots of the tree are used as straws, and this kind of creativity is sold on the king continent, and it is estimated that it can get a lot of patent fees!

The black mother and the old master thought of each other this time, but they couldn't communicate, and saw that the root straw was about to be inserted into their mouths......

"Hmph, the soup suction device is specially designed to deal with disobedient and naughty ghosts who do not want to be reincarnated, and it has not been tried for more than 100 years in the underworld, and today it is just an experiment on you! Oops, what a good day! ”

Meng Po was in high spirits and came to the poetic ......

"No~"

"No~"

The black mother and the old master were dizzy by the stench of the soup, and they were about to be forcibly poured down, so they were so frightened that their faces were blue, how could they have the leisure to watch any straws?

The first drop of soup came out of the mouth of the root of the tree, and it opened wider and wider, and it seemed that it was about to drip into the mouth of the black mother......

"I am the universe, I am the universe, I am the universe ......"

The Black Mother cried out in her heart in mourning, but only he could hear it. The dignified Mother of the Universe, in order to form a team to find the Book of Heaven, is it necessary to be righteous in the underworld? How unjust is this way of heaven!

"Huh? What's going on? The cry of my heart, the heavens of the ground heard? ”

Hei Mu's eyes blinked, and the match with the drop of Meng Po soup was accurate, as if his eyes were the pause button, and the mouth of the straw did not change after blinking, so he was lucky not to drink Meng Po soup.

"Don't make a fuss, you hateful guys, frighten my guests."

The mixed male voice sounded, revealing his fierce face, Meng Po, who was pouring soup on the target, was frightened, and the lantern hanging on the cane made a soft "dong" sound and lit up again.

As soon as the carp lantern was lit, the root straw quickly retreated, and the Meng Po soup in the tube was spilled on the ground, hitting the ashes left here before the ghost was reincarnated, and there were bursts of cold ghost fire, but the ghost fire was extinguished in a moment, so the bridge deck was clean as if it had never been stained with dust......

"Finally got Zhong Kui to show up!"

Hei Mu was so excited that she burst into tears, and if it weren't for the fact that her joints couldn't move, she would definitely have to clap her hands and laugh.

The old master rolled his eyes in fright, and before he woke up, his head and arms were so hung and supported by an invisible force, like a puppet, and the black mother was quite worried that he had turned into a ghost.

Finally the neck was able to move, the black mother hurriedly looked up to the sky, and finally couldn't see the two huge ugly faces of the bull head and horse face again, it seems that they called Zhong Kui to call back!

"Zhong--Kui--"

The black mother shouted at the top of her voice, her shouting was deafening, and the top of her head seemed to be burning with raging anger, and even her eyes were fierce as if she wanted to devour people.

"You bastard, can you give it up?! You said goodbye in the dream beads, and played a joke about us from the time we walked into Chang'an City, causing my black mother to lose her soldiers and almost die several times, this is the hospitality of you, the lord of the Yin Division?! ”

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