Chapter 202: Meng Po and Meng Po Soup
Just as he was about to scold the old master back, the black mother suddenly shrugged her nose and was quiet for the time being.
"Huh, what's the smell?" A faint fragrance wafted from the other end of the bridge, and soon became stronger and stronger. The Black Mother began to frown, and wrinkled more and more, until she burst out: "Mom! It stinks! ”
No matter how dull the old master's senses were, he had to smell it like this, so he quickly covered his mouth and nose with his dirty sleeves, but the terrible smell still drilled into his nose......
"Gagaha~Gagaha~"
Why is it still that shrill and shrill laughter? Could it be the unjust soul that surrounds the Nai He Bridge and is unwilling to disperse?
The black mother encountered this as soon as she entered the underworld for the first time, and this time she was really frightened, squatting on the ground with her head in her hands, and begging for mercy again and again: "Mom, we are good people, really good people, even if you have done bad things and provoked people, it is not you, you go away and go away......"
The old master was also very uncomfortable, but when he saw the black mother's appearance of a bear child, he was angry and funny, and he just wanted to kick him. As the most qualified pedant on the King Continent, of course he understood what laughter was all about and where the stench came from, but he hesitated whether to say it at this time, he was afraid that he would really scare the Black Mother to death.
"Whew~"
"Ha~"
The earth-shattering two roars sounded from under the bridge again, but the old master and the black mother did not look down, but only looked overhead with trembling, because the two tail notes were extremely long, and they floated from the bottom to the top in a ghostly manner, causing a strong earthquake above in the blink of an eye, and the roar came from the bull head and horse face.
On the top of his head, the gray sky in the netherworld is gone, and it is all covered with two big faces, and the two mouths on the big face also knock out a front tooth each, and you don't need to ask to know that it was the other party's big teeth. After being raided by the Ring Ruler, the angry Bull Leader changed his body shape and his head swelled again.
"Okay, the retreat is all blocked, it seems that we have no choice but to jump from the bridge to the Yellow Spring." The old master said sadly.
Hei Mu was about to answer, but her eyes were looking directly at the end of the Nai He Bridge leading to the Six Paths, and her mouth was so open that she couldn't close her saliva, which showed how surprised he was.
The old master followed his gaze, and saw a small, almost head-bent figure, moving little by little towards the bridge, and there was no one to see, but certainly an old woman, with a long cane in one hand and a basket in the other. There was a hot gas floating out of the basket, but her presence caused the air around her to be colder than freezing, so cold that both of them shivered as if they had fallen into an ice cave.
"It's Meng Po! She was carrying Meng Po soup! The smell also comes from Meng Po soup! ”
The old master waved his arms like withered branches and shouted, and he was about to jump off the bridge, but fortunately, the black mother was quick and grabbed him. The Black Mother also knew that they were in a desperate situation of being attacked on their backs, but they still held on to the last hope: Zhong Kui would not really force them to reincarnate and become another person from scratch!
The reflection cast diagonally on the bridge gradually becomes a real old woman, who does not look like she has climbed up from under the bridge, but appears from the shadow. The seemingly normal black shadow protruded outward little by little, with neatly coiled snow-white hair, crested silver hairpins, an old face wrinkled like a walnut shell, and a black-red robe with a rolling cloud pattern that seemed to be wrapped in dried blood......
But it was not the old woman who was staring at the two of them, but the root crutch of the carp lantern hanging on her right hand, and the steaming food basket in her left hand. The word "soup" is written on a lantern hanging high on a cane, and the scalp of the person watching it is tense and his breathing is stagnant.
"Gagaha~Gagaha~"
At this time, the old woman's laughter did not come from a distant place, but clearly resounded on the Nai He Bridge, but was a little less terrifying.
The old master tugged the black mother, calmed down, and coughed twice to hide the embarrassment.
The black mother's panic also passed, and at this time she scratched her chin with her hand and tilted her head to figure out how to deal with the old woman.
Don't worry about the bull head and horse face above their heads for the time being, it is estimated that after they blocked the retreat of the two, they knew that they had no way to escape, so they specially lay in the sky and waited to see the joke to see how Meng Po avenged their toothlessness.
"Gagaha~ The two of you are really anxious to be objective~ The old woman was busy boiling soup in Meng Po Village, and she didn't have time to go out to greet guests, why did you run up the Nai He Bridge by yourself? He also wanted to jump into the yellow spring...... Gagaha~"
"This ......" The old master's face was red to the base of his neck, and he was not very willing to compare it with the black mother who looked like a child, and he laughed at other people's cowardice just now, but now he can't stand it anymore......
"Oh, it turned out to be a beautiful woman Meng Po who shook the ground! I have heard the name for a long time but I can't see each other, I am very worried about the black mother, and now I see that the name is well deserved, and the mother-in-law looks three or four points more beautiful than the legend, it is really better to see it than to hear it! The black mother didn't retreat, but bounced forward two steps like a black ball, looking like she was about to hug Meng Po.
This kid, the timidity of the first time in the underworld passed, and then he actually started to play, the old master looked at it on the side, thinking that you are afraid that you have never tasted the bowl of Meng Po soup, so you can still laugh! But then again, he has tasted it in his own life, and he can't find a record for a long time, and the taste he tasted at that time can't be preserved until now, in fact, he himself doesn't know what Meng Po soup tastes like, just smelling it and already retching.
"Huh?" Meng Po was stunned, she had seen so many ghosts, all of them were miserable and howling, when had she ever seen such a happy ghost? When she saw herself, she was not only not afraid, but she even praised and praised her, saying that her old face of a dead man was a little hot.
"Gagaha~ Look at this little minister's sweet mouth, didn't he die for sugar sweetness in his last life? Gagaha~" Meng Po's sunken old eyes drooped, and she actually behaved as shy as a little girl.
"Ah~ The Great Law of Delay has worked!"
The black mother was overjoyed, and hurriedly began to talk nonsense: "Ah, my mother-in-law is really beautiful and wise, and I guessed how I died in my last life without looking at the spectrum of life and death!" Since I can't hide it from you, I'll tell you the truth, when I was alive, I was a matchmaker, and I was a matchmaker for lonely and widowed middle-aged and elderly people, so I always liked candy to eat, but I was tired of it. Look, I guess you're a little lonely in Meng Pozhuang, so I sent you my wife! ”
Speaking of which, he squeezed his eyebrows and pushed the old master forward, and the old master Meng Chacha stood in the C position, feeling a bit like participating in the draft.
"Ha~ What nonsense are you talking about, little rabbit?! You try it again? ”
When the old master heard this, he was so angry that he called a seven-trick smoke, and he didn't care about anything, and he forgot to learn the lesson of the thin fingers that escaped from the horse just now, believing that the black mother had other intentions when he said these words.