Chapter 528: Terrible Her
"Wow Wow Wow~"
"The king is back!"
"King, do you have something to gain from this trip?"
……
It didn't take long for the little monkey standing on the green moss stone to swell and grow up like a balloon that had been blown up, and in the blink of an eye, it grew from a child to an adult.
He is dressed in a battle suit made of spotted tiger skin, and he is also armed with a hard crocodile skin armor on his shoulders, arms, knees and other important parts, and a helmet with peacock feathers on his head.
A monkey found that their leader was back, and as soon as he shouted out, he responded to it, and in an instant the whole Huaguo Mountain was shaken, and countless monkeys of all sizes came out from everywhere, making a noise about the originally peaceful fairy mountain, and a few people who were anxious and couldn't bear to be full of joy also rushed to the Monkey King and kowtowed to welcome.
At this time, the Monkey King had a heartfelt smile on his face, but it was fleeting, and he could be regarded as greeting the people of Huaguo Mountain with a smile.
When the noise subsided, an old monkey with white hair on his head and unsteady walking came slowly, prostrate in front of the Monkey King, and asked, "Your trip, has your trip been smooth?" Those people...... Didn't come out to make things difficult for you, did you? ”
The Monkey King's eyes flashed, and he immediately waved his hand in disguise: "Naturally not, I have become an ignorant little monkey, even if I am all over the street, no one cares about me, even if the demon king of the Vast Realm sends out all his capable generals, how can he find me?" ”
"Oh, that's the truth!" The old monkey was relieved, patted his chest and waited for his master's instructions.
The Monkey King was silent for a moment, as if he was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't help but ask, "What about her?" How was this time? Are you willing to take medicine? ”
At the mention of "her", the old monkey was full of excitement and seemed to be very afraid, but the Monkey King asked, how could it be reasonable not to answer? He reluctantly lowered his head and said, "The situation is stable, it's just ...... It's just this decoction ......"
"Hey, I'm still working on my temper, if I don't take medicine, I'm afraid I'm going to lose my life!" The Monkey King looked up to the sky and sighed, reaching out to untie the burden he had been carrying.
Seeing this, the old monkey asked puzzledly: "King, this is the ...... you are carrying?"
The Monkey King smiled and said, "This is the gift I chose for her." ”
"Gifts?!" The old monkey shook again, and the slippery moss worked on him, almost slipping him down into the water.
"Your ......, Your Majesty Didn't you ......"
"I swore that I would never want anything in Monkey City, I didn't want to die, but now I went there and got these clothes, even if it was a rebellion, right?" The Monkey King was furious.
"This ...... The subordinates don't dare, how dare the subordinates question the king's decision? The old monkey panicked, not so much because he was frightened, but because he felt guilty for offending the king.
The Monkey King didn't want to see his men afraid of him, and sighed, "I know it's wrong, but I'm helpless." As long as she can be happy, I can do anything. is so happy with Fang'er, not only for her, but also for our Huaguo Mountain. ”
"Yes, yes, the king has worked hard for the well-being of our monkeys and monkeys, and he has to endure all kinds of grievances, which is really sad!" The old monkey was about to cry as he spoke.
The Monkey King no longer talked to his subordinates, and hurriedly asked about the situation in Huaguo Mountain in the past few days, and after making sure that nothing terrible had happened, he greeted the monkeys all the way and ran to his cave.
The cave is located in the south of Huaguo Mountain, and is built on a high mountain that towers into the sky and is surrounded by fairy clouds all year round. The ground spring bubbles out, and all kinds of strange and beautiful plants grow by the water, and the plants emit beautiful multi-colored light, and then reflect the brilliance of the sky, only afraid that the gods in the sky will have to be jealous when they see such a cave.
Seeing this scenery all the year round, the Monkey King was accustomed to it, and walked towards the cave with his head held high, and the monkey soldiers who guarded him bowed down one after another, and he only shook his big hand and ordered them to get up.
"Go away, get out of here! You ugly monsters with long hair, go find a bronze mirror to show yourself clearly and then come to serve the old lady! Look at what kind of image you are, the old lady wants to vomit when she sees it! I want to vomit! ”
The roar of the Devil's Nest came from the depths of the cave, contrasting with the stunning landscape and the Monkey King's uproar, like a flawless painting on a failed scroll.
The Monkey King stopped for a while, stood and listened for a while, his thick eyebrows twisted into a ball, and his golden eyelids were slightly darkened.
A petite monkey maid approached, hunched over and waiting for the Monkey King's orders.
"She, or is she making trouble day and night? When it doesn't stop? ”
"Back to the king, she slept peacefully for about three hours last night, and when she woke up, she smashed the bedroom. Fortunately, you changed her into a couch with mutton fat and white jade, otherwise I am afraid that it would have been smashed. ”
"Hmph~ That's enough!"
After hearing the report, the Monkey King was so angry that he clenched his fists, but quickly let go, shook off the maid and continued to walk in.
In the depths of the cave, the torches hanging from the walls and the glittering gem deposits hidden in the mountain walls illuminate the place, and the various decorations make the place indescribably gorgeous, the only incongruous thing is the shrill screaming of women, mixed with weeping.
"I want to go back to the Puluo Realm, I want to see the Demon King, that is my home, you shameless kidnappers, are you a dog who dares to kidnap me...... Woowoo woo ......"
Gala~
The hinges inserted into the wall make a crisp sound, and the two textured metal doors split in two and open to the left and right, and suddenly a thick smoke curls out, revealing a beautifully decorated women's boudoir.
"Zi'er, don't make trouble, it's me."
Standing at the door, the Monkey King hesitated not to go inside, and said hello first.
"Is that you? Who are you? Are you amazing? Get lost! ”
It was still as fierce as a shrew scolding the street, and then there was a "dang" sound, and it was a three-legged bronze incense burner that was burning incense and smashed towards the door.
The incense burner was half a person tall and weighed dozens of pounds, and the maid had to move it with several people on weekdays, and then the scolding woman threw it out like a banana peel with one hand, which was really terrifying.
The Monkey King didn't care, drew an arc of light with his right hand, flew out and held the incense burner steadily, and then put it down. The smoke was filling, and the incense in the furnace was not only not extinguished, but also did not even spill a little incense ash.
"Sun Wukong, you stinky rascal, you bastard, there are so many people in the general realm, you don't tie up the old lady, it's really a hillbilly who enters the garden to open his eyes, and he is very good at picking! Let me tell you, if you don't let me go quickly, sooner or later, His Royal Highness the Demon King will send troops to level your Huaguo Mountain, so that your monkeys and monkeys will die without a place to be buried! ”
"Hehe~ Really? Are you so sure? Sun Wukong smiled, but it was a bitter smile ten times bitterer than the sun-dried lotus heart.